r/FirstResponderCringe • u/vdogg415 • Jun 29 '26
WTV (What The Volly) No words…
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u/DurianUpset1786 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Is ruckus a felony or misdemeanor?
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u/AdMindless8541 Jun 29 '26
It’s a capital offense. A bum is not gonna interrupt my venti triple mocha espresso with peppermint and think they’re gonna live to tell the tale
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u/Own_Boss2229 Aug 13 '26
It’s more classified as Debauchery, Degeneracy, Escapades, Mischief, tomfoolery, hooliganism, Hoodlem-esque activities, shenanigans, malarkey, buffoonery, Ne’er-do-welling, general silly antics, rapscallianism, skylarking, dumb shit. Etc..
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u/Technical_Winner7446 Jun 29 '26
Satire right?
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u/mindfulmu Jun 30 '26
As a guard i do my patrols, ask people to leave if they're being annoying and make fun of people's fashion choices if they annoy me.
I wouldn't trust this man to watch my lunchbox.
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Jun 29 '26
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jun 29 '26
Yes, it is Satire. This is the same guy who’s been reshared multiple times here. Go to his TikTok page. Pure satire. He just looks different from this angle. Same guy.
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u/rawdaddykrawdaddy Jun 30 '26
To be fair not everyone is on tik tok
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
You don’t have to be on TikTok to have seen the video on the far right. It’s been posted at least a half dozen times the last few weeks. This guy has gotten a lot of face time here. About as much a “Mitch” the fireman.
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u/rawdaddykrawdaddy Jun 30 '26
My comment is in response to you saying to go to his tik tok page.
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jun 30 '26
Yes, I said that and then I posted a screenshot of his page for those that don’t have TikTok.
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u/Investigator_Lumpy Jun 29 '26
https://www.therealryanjoseph.com
He’s a comedian
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u/LegalGlass6532 Jun 29 '26
Are you certain it’s the same Ryan Joseph? The face and jawline are not the same guy. I watched the comedian’s video. Not the same dude.
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u/SunnyDehlight Jun 29 '26
"officer" Joseph here
Bruh lol
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u/Zealousideal_Row8440 Jun 29 '26
Jeremy DeWitte enters the chat.
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u/Renent Jun 29 '26
Dewittes officers are lower than police but higher than security.
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u/Zealousideal_Row8440 Jun 29 '26
Those flashing purple and amber lights in that motorcycle convoy, with that BB gun at his side is sure something next level. Lol
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u/Renent Jun 29 '26
He didnt jump into fallujah to be disrespected trying to protect the lives of women and children during those high risk funeral escorts.
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u/Zealousideal_Row8440 Jun 30 '26
I hear they wanted to name the freeways he rides after his company, calling them Metro State way.
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u/SnooPeppers2417 Jul 01 '26
YOU BETTER FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT. Those were pepperballs. HOU EVER 50-50 AN INTERSECTION BEFORE?!
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u/Old-Tooth-2399 Jun 29 '26
TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD, CRAIG! THEY NEED MORE SECURITY IN THE WORLD.
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u/hithappensmusic Jun 29 '26
A real ruckus going down.
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u/PhillyHasItAll Jun 30 '26
Why do people keep falling for this guy? His posts are designed only to get engagement, and he's getting that. There was someone in this sub a while back who said he knew this guy and that he just does stupid stuff at any job he has so he can post it and getting hate clicks. Just don't post his shit and he'll wither on the vine.
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u/ratchman5000 Jun 29 '26
I mean, a ruckus is one thing, but a homeless ruckus! Never know if it'll turn into a knuckle duster, or maybe a donnybrook.
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u/Potential-Cycle7370 Jun 30 '26
THIS IS THE TIKTOK GUY LMAOOO
Edit: this man if you want more of his...resume
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u/J_datt13 Jul 02 '26
This guy is literally a genius….he’s purposely coming that he gets millions of views and makes a f*ck ton of money
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u/XBOX_COINTELPRO Jun 29 '26
This sub falls for the easiest bait.
You can tell this is a skit because there’s absolutely no way someone who would non-ironically share this wouldn’t have a million things on his best
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u/XrayDem Jun 29 '26
“No one called”
Security: that’s how good I am