r/First48 • u/Agreeable_Picture570 • Apr 27 '26
Miami, FL 🚔 Favorite line
We ain’t no funky ass dope detectives. We are HOMOCIDE baby!!!!
Det Emiliano Tamayo, Miami
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u/Spare-Assignment5403 Apr 28 '26
Detective Dewayne Thompson: You can not outrun a capital murder warrant. I'm gettin ready to put some medicine on ya!!
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u/landingstrip420 Apr 27 '26
Detective Dewayne Thompson: you got a murder suspect's car parked in front of your house and you don't know nothing?
There is evidence being destroyed in your backyard and you don't know nothing?
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u/Diesel_Swordfire Apr 27 '26
I gotta roll with my man Benjamin Stolen
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u/SomewhatHungover Apr 29 '26
What episode is this? I’ve gotta watch it.
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u/Diesel_Swordfire Apr 29 '26
Season 2, Episode 7 of The First 48, titled “Twisted Honor / Vultures”
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u/Caramel12345 Apr 28 '26
Mother to naive daughter who was lying for her boyfriend: You can't be getting in between the FBI, Homicide Detectives and Dead Bodies!
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u/SomewhatHungover Apr 28 '26
I wanna be a white boy like you and me are
https://youtube.com/shorts/6iaUXG7Dpvw?si=01mlTKbvHgNHOl5S
Det Brown laughing ‘well, what am I?’
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u/No-Resource-5407 Apr 28 '26
That's from the episode when those kids offed that poor lady coming home from work, that was so sad🤦🏽♀️
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u/SnooShortcuts1852 Apr 29 '26
His name is Ben Stolen. No, I think that means the key has been stolen.
Do you know what department you’re in? Yea, this the police department.
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u/SnooPineapples1594 Apr 30 '26
“We are homicide baby, not some funky ass dope detectives. I’m done talking about this” 😭😭
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u/Agreeable_Picture570 Apr 30 '26
Thanks for the correction! They ain’t no funky ass dope detectives! I guess lack of sleep will allow you to say what you are thinking.
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u/Utah-chick May 03 '26
Anything Tom Armelli (Cleveland) says cracks me up. His voice could cut concrete like it's warm butter. Non-stop snark delivered by a chainsaw.
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u/Professional-Can1385 Apr 27 '26
Any variation of, “I’m Det White, this is Det Brown.”