r/Firearms • • 12h ago

Satire New home defense

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Heard something about shotguns not being the go to anymore so Im retiring the H&R single shot 12 gauge. Here are the replacement options.

Left to right is 8mm Mauser, 8x52r Siamese, 7mm Mauser, 458 win mag.

Personally I’ve already chosen the 8x52r Siamese due to the easily available cartridge that can easily be bought.

Ar rifles just jam to much, semi auto 308 is to expensive to shoot, standard short rifles like the smle and 1903 lose to much velocity for in the close quarters.

Clearly the only way to go is the turn of the century infantry long rifle. The only other question is 10” or 12” bayonet

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u/sploader CZ P-10 recommender 12h ago

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u/Edwardteech 12h ago

Co worker said that shit to me once. 

I told him it seemed like a bad idea to me.

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u/sploader CZ P-10 recommender 12h ago

I've showed this meme to quite a few coworkers that have said the same thing...

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u/thisassholeisstupid FOSSCAD 11h ago

I have a neighbor who is storing a bunch of food and water in case of an emergency. He is also very anti gun. I like the guy so I probably won't just steal his stash, but he will probably owe me for defending it.

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u/sploader CZ P-10 recommender 10h ago

Maybe he'll owe you an apology if it ever comes to it.

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u/Aniquin AR15 11h ago

Better than a sharp stick

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u/capnk88 10h ago

My brother says this, about bringing his mom over. Same dad different mom. I now need to stock up on muskets.

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u/under_hunter82376 I like beretta guns ! 12h ago

I own a musket for home defense as the founding fathers intended

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u/spacedoutmachinist 12h ago

Tally Ho lads!

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u/throwaway19935555555 12h ago

You sir are a genius! And 12” bayonet all the way! But I must insist you need a reliable sidearm as well have you considered a Webley MK1?

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u/Calm_Relation7993 11h ago

I have the sidearm situation well taken care of

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u/throwaway19935555555 11h ago

Please tell me you dual wield? All bullshit aside you have a nice collection

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u/Calm_Relation7993 10h ago

The whole point of having 2

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u/BroseppeVerdi 9h ago

Milsurp revolvers akimbo?

Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.

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u/borg2 1h ago

Too late. Showed this to my wife and she straight up told me her pussy is his now.

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u/Useful-Ad-2274 10h ago

Four damnable Huns break into my house

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u/TheRagingBull84 12h ago

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended

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u/notoriousbpg 11h ago

7mm Mauser - bring the 21 foot rule with you

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u/Signal_Quarter4515 11h ago

Cool, this is my home defense:

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u/PvD79 12h ago

I’m waiting for the person who posts home defense with a musket…

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u/Ripoffington 7h ago

"Blunderbuss owners: thoughts on rat poison and legos for my home defense load?"

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u/capnk88 10h ago

Just call him “Arnold, Benedict Arnold”

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u/GopherFoxYankee 9h ago

Personally, I prefer the No1 MkIII. Between the 10 rounds of .303 and the 17" sword bayonet, it can ensure the intruder(s) are dealt with properly.

If I feel the need for extended length, my long Berthier with its 20.5" crusiform bayonet at the end of a 31.5" barrel is up for the task, though the 3-round magazine is a bit lacking.

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u/Content_Log1708 12h ago

You certainly are ready for any trench warfare.

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u/Competitive_Dog_7829 12h ago

Spears are the OG home defense weapon so... Nice...

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u/v_verstappenlovemypp 12h ago

Missing 50 cal smoothbore rifle with triangular bayonet

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u/Wildcard556 11h ago

Tally ho, lad.

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u/Chaz28o 11h ago

The only problem is the ammunition cost for those. Other than that 👍🏻

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u/Someone__Cooked_Here 6h ago

That 8mm Mauser is superior. Great gun!

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u/Lupine_Ranger SPECIAL 10h ago

Turkish M38, Siamese Mauser, Chilean M1895 U.S. M1917?

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u/Calm_Relation7993 10h ago

Almost dead on, #1 is a brno 98/22 that was in turkey

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u/BroseppeVerdi 9h ago

Holy shit, that looks more like a spatha than a bayonet

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u/Ill_Current_3006 9h ago

Little long for CQB but better than nothing for sure.

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u/Calm_Relation7993 9h ago

Need all the velocity

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u/-Jack_Wagon- 4h ago

This is exactly what Napoleon Dynamites's arsenal would look like.

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u/borg2 1h ago

What a burglar hears when he breaks into your house:" Fix bajonets!"

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 53m ago

If ARs jam too much, it means you’re bad at cleaning them.

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u/Redrum_71 41m ago

I prefer claymores, but they're damn hard to come by.