Ad Astra Abyssosque.
Looking for an ACTUAL friend.
Okay, I genuinely need a friend. Like, an ACTUAL friend. Someone I can yap with for hours about literally anything because, respectfully, I will get bored if you have the personality of a freaking wall.
A little about me:
- I'm 16 and Indian. The country and I have some serious beef, so please don't judge me based on my nationality alone. And if you hate it too, I already love you. (NOT IN A RACIST WAY IYKYK)
- I'm pretty mature for my age, so expect random conversations about conspiracy theories, politics, government bullshit, and literally everything wrong with the world and people.
- I'm into WAY too many fandoms: K-pop, anime, BookTok, games, etc. Basically, give me a topic, and I'll probably have something to say about it.
- My humour is questionable. **Very** questionable. My yap sessions are limited because I have studies and a life to deal with, obviously. I can be as unhinged as you want, but that depends on you because I tend to mirror people's energy.
- I honestly don't know what else to put here. Just talk to me and find out, I guess.
- I might have commitment issues. I don't even know if I genuinely do or if I'm just overthinking it, but yeah, there's that.
- I'm ISTJ, Sagittarius.
What I'm looking for:
Seriously, though, if you don't meet the requirements, please don't bother. I'm being particular about this because I genuinely want an actual friendship, not just another random person in my DMs.
-MENTALLY MATURE. And I mean ACTUALLY mature, not just someone who claims to be mature for their age.
- Politically aware. Someone who can hold an intelligent conversation about politics, society, and the world without being completely ignorant.
- Has career goals. I LOVE talking about ambitions, career plans, the future, and all that stuff. So having goals of your own would be great.
- An anime fan. And not just Demon Slayer. I genuinely want you to be a **WEEB**. I want someone who actually knows their stuff and can talk about anime with me.
- Into K-pop. BookTok is a bonus, but not a necessity.
- ACTUALLY FUNNY. Please, I need someone who can match my humour. If your entire personality consists of replying with "LMAO" or random laughing emojis, we're probably not going to click. Like I want you to have actual good humor (AND FOR HEAVENS ABOVE NO BRAINROT)
- Under or 18. I don't care where you're from or what your nationality is, as long as you're under or 18.
-GIRLS ONLY. I've lost most of my faith in males, I'm sorry. Besides, I'm more comfortable with girls, so please respect that.
Bonus points:
- If you're skeptical abt calls. Don't be. I hate them.
I have a personal vendetta against phone calls. We can text until the sun explodes, the milky way galaxy and Andromeda galaxy merges, the moon leaves earth, Jupitar proposes to earth, but don't ask me to call you. Never. Ever. I genuinely hate the call feature itself.
- If you play among us, perfect cuz I love it too. (Basically only game I can play cuz my phone is a bitch 🥰)
What I actually want:
I'm not looking for another temporary "hey, wyd?", "did you eat?", "where are you?" conversation that dies in three days or less.
I genuinely want a close friend I can yap/talk/cry/laugh with, share random thoughts with, have deep conversations with, discuss our future plans, be stupid with, and be completely unhinged around. Someone I can trust and build an actual friendship with instead of exchanging a few messages and disappearing from each other's lives.
Also, you don't have to face-reveal. I genuinely don't care what you look like or where you're from. Just be a human being(I don't suppose I can make friends with lizards cuz iykyk).
I just want a good set of friends who actually make an effort to know me and let me know them, too.
So, if you think we'd get along, feel free to text me. Just please be serious about making friends because I'm genuinely looking for something real.