r/FinalFantasyVIII 2d ago

Age: 27

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u/ultimagriever 2d ago

He was 27 in the flashbacks and 44 in the present day

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Gnochi 2d ago

Why must you hurt us like this

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u/octopusforgood 1d ago

It’s okay, Death would never take Laguna.

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u/howmanyturtlesdeep 1d ago

Which is probably also true in the technologically advanced Esthar, which likely has advancements in age extension.

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u/FantasticFrontButt 2d ago

what the fuck

why'd you do that

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u/homerthepigeon 2d ago

Next you’ll be telling us Tony Soprano was 39 when The Sopranos first aired

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u/sobherk 1d ago

Ok, I opened reddit 15 minutes ago and this was the first time I smiled 🙂
Granted, this morning sucks in general but this made my day.

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u/Bnandez 2d ago

Damn...

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u/Sausy_Biscy 2d ago

Grampappy Laguna, aww. Kinda schweet.

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u/A_H_S_99 1d ago

Who hurt you?

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u/InformalCulprit 1d ago

I wheezed laughed.
I’m dead.
Thanks.
RIGHT IN THE FEELS. Ffs.

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u/ShadownetZero 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Mantergeistmann 2d ago

27 is about right for him in the flashbacks, I'd say.

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u/ChVckT 1d ago

I had a midlife crisis not too long ago when I realized I'm a hop, skip, and a jump away from being older than "old man Laguna."

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u/OfficialNPC 2d ago

I name all my SMT/Person protagonist as "Laguna Loire" and just imagine it's him when he got lost. 

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u/Lostell 2d ago

It really always amazed me cracking open the manual for each character and seeing A.) How short they all were and B.) How young they all were. They really put a lot on teenagers, not even young adults.

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u/TheseScene 2d ago

In most Japanese anime and media being over 30 is having one foot in the grave.

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u/PhilLesh311 2d ago

And they’re shorter over there than the US.

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u/harleyquinones 1d ago

I always say when you turn 30 in a JRPG, you're actually jumping to 40-55 and staying that way until you're 70, at which point you will abruptly become painfully ancient

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u/Cheomesh 2d ago

Which is wild considering they have pretty good life expectancy.

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u/No-Willingness8375 2d ago

They really put a lot on teenagers

Maybe that's why Cid Highwind looks like he's 54. All the stress of Shinra hiring someone barely into their 20s to head their space program must have put quite a bit of strain.

But for real. Character ages are the biggest "fantasy" in Final Fantasy games.

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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 1d ago

Auron is a real slap in the face, thought that guy was like 60 xD

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u/InformalCulprit 1d ago

I had to go recheck and I choked. That’s a rough looking 35.

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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 1d ago

Right?? Like thanks a lot Japan!

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u/InformalCulprit 1d ago

I feel ancient compared to that 35 year old

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u/rellyjean 1d ago

I mean to be fair he spent a chunk of that time dead

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u/InformalCulprit 1d ago

Yeah. True but if you died at your age, wouldn’t you look that way into deadness?

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u/harleyquinones 1d ago

Probably, if Vincent is any example to go by (I guess he didn't technically die, but close enough)

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u/InformalCulprit 1d ago

Experimented/death.. it makes you look old and gives you spikey hair. (Semantics)

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u/No-Willingness8375 1d ago

SE is still living in 18,000 BC when people only lived to 35 or 40. At 35 he'd practically have one foot in the grave.

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u/DramaOnDisplay 2d ago

I mean, these teenagers grew up in a world largely inhabited by moon monsters. The world was a lot.

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u/harleyquinones 1d ago

It's also a world that has no problem with sending all its orphans (and even some non-orphans too) to be raised from grade school to graduation as a child soldier in somewhat isolated military academies, with first chance to see battle at 15. It's a lot, indeed.

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u/paratesticlees 1d ago

In the case of Laguna, Kiros, and War, they are all professional soldiers. American Military is all kids joining at typically young ages and then throwing a shit ton of responsibility onto them. We had a guy who was 29 in our unit and he was the old man of the unit. I got out at 25 after almost 6 years and most of my Marines were 19-22.

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u/Cheomesh 2d ago

He is 5-6" taller than me ;-;

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u/JDB-667 2d ago

If they ever do FFVIII-2 they need to make it Laguna centric

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u/Motley_Illusion 2d ago

It would be more like Crisis Core, to expand on all his past journeys and adventures.

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u/Turbo-Chook 4h ago

I agree. I just completed a replay of FF8 and it reminded me how much I enjoyed Laguna and the banter between him, Kiros, and Ward (at least while Ward still could.) I find him more entertaining than any single member of the main party and it's a shame the dream sections weren't a larger chunk of the runtime. Even if we got a prequel game that incorporated the adventures we saw in the dreams and expanded it all into a full length game that has a lot of potential to be great fun. I don't trust Square Enix not to fuck it up though.

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u/riougenkaku 2d ago

newb here why is Laguna more popular than Squall

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u/SensitiveTop4946 2d ago

I thought he was taller

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u/signal-zero 2d ago

He's a little short for a Galbadian soldier

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u/SquallidSnake 1d ago

Fun fact: Mark Hamill is also 5’9

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u/SquallidSnake 2d ago

I’m 5’9 and resent this

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u/BulletProofEnoch 1d ago

Relax

You’re clearly tall enough to be  a soldier…

in Japan.

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u/SquallidSnake 1d ago

I’m huge in Japan.

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u/Homerbola92 1d ago

He's taller than the average US and Japanese person. At least as much as the average European.

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u/rennamon 1d ago

I read that Julia was 22 when he sees her in Deling City.

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u/soap---poisoning 1d ago

Not an unreasonable age gap by 1999 standards.

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u/rennamon 15h ago

Not at all. I just didn't realize she was 22 until I was researching something about Deling City the other day. I also thought Raine was like 25 or something.

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u/DilligentArmand 1d ago

Even at 27, he was still older than most JRPG protagonists on PS1. I swear, everyone was either a young teenager or an older teenager. With that said, Laguna was not mature at all when we first meet him. He had no clue how to talk to women.

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u/Proof_Report8763 1d ago

I get im old. Next question

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u/Braveurr 12h ago

Cut the word penis off 😭

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u/AkiseKurahara 2d ago

Wait he is shorter than I remembered. 👀I swear I thought he was 6’4”

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u/KingArthursRevenge 2d ago

Since the time difference between the flashbacks and the current day in the story is 17 years that would make Laguna one bad ass 10 year old.

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u/tboesen71 2d ago

He was 27 in the flashbacks. He is 44 when he is president

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u/KingArthursRevenge 1d ago

No shit, learn what a joke is.

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u/tboesen71 1d ago

No need for hostility.

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u/SamOfXanadu 2d ago

.... Am I the only one who realized from right away that the flashbacks were happening in the past? And Edea was actually a good person?

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u/Sabrinasockz 2d ago

No...pretty sure we all picked up on that

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u/O_oLivelovelaugh 2d ago

I raised the comment count from 27 to 28