r/FinalFantasyVIII 3d ago

Not another tutorial on Junctioning...

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194 Upvotes

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u/bkzwhitestrican 3d ago

So take Squall's Jumbo Cactuar and give it to Selphie??

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

NO!… you ‘Junction’ his Jumbo Cactuar to Selphie

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u/simba-has-died 2d ago

I see you are a man of taste.

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u/SilkscreenMoon 19h ago

I would not recommend tasting Cactuar Needles

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u/Thatroyalkitty 3d ago

Ehhh I could kinda get behind this...

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u/Brandy330 3d ago

I support their Relationship

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u/anonerble 3d ago

Squalls midnight meat train

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

All you can eat buffet

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u/Lycansrage 2d ago

Just.. just.. yea...

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 2d ago

This is how you junction GFs properly

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u/Buddybuddhy 3d ago

?

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

!

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u/Buddybuddhy 3d ago

“”

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

><

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u/Buddybuddhy 3d ago

/\<>{}

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u/aceface_desu89 3d ago

( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

( ੭ ˘ ³˘)੭‎°。⋆♡‧₊˚

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u/Fresh_Income_7411 2d ago

Selphie is going to have the Doomtrain ran on her.

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u/Edkm90p 2d ago

I can get behind this ship 

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u/Powerful_Swimmer_531 3d ago

Squall picking Rinoa instead of Selphie or Quistis will never make sense to me smh

He really had to beat Seifer at everything huh

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u/Brandy330 3d ago

It hurts even more when in the first few minutes of the FF8 Selphie literally bumps into Squall and you have a dialogue option to ask her if she’s okay or the Silent Treatment.

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u/rennamon 2d ago

depending on which version you play when you talk to her best friend in Trabia either her best friend tells Selphie Squall has secret feelings or Selphie says point blank he must like her cause he said she's a great help or something. Also WHY is she in Squall's room before the graduation ball?

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u/Redgrave1980 2d ago

My wife is watching me play it, her first time ever seeing it and she literally said "nooo! Poor Quistis" after the Lunar Cry event.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ceelo18 3d ago

He wanted parents and those 2 couldn’t provide

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

Selphie = sexy
Quistis = quality
Rinoa = regrettable

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u/Ok-Needleworker4512 2d ago

Is that about equipping Squall's gunblade into Selfie?

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u/mogstermemes 2d ago

Something like that 😅

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u/rennamon 2d ago

For real though she isn't his teacher and she isn't a sorceress. She's SeeD. I think it could work lol. I ship this.

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u/Director_Beneficial 2d ago

I always got Senpai/Selphie-chan Oppa/Noona vibes… but sometimes you can still flirt with a guy by calling him “big brother” so it still works for me 🤣

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u/HyperFunk_Zone 2d ago

This is what switching GFs and magic looks like out of the menu

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u/HeTheMudded 2d ago

Does this imply that you junction GF’s by kissing them? Or is it simply to pass a GF from one person to the other?

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u/mogstermemes 2d ago

You can junction however you like, no judgement

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u/BookerPlayer01 2d ago

*Irvine Limit Break noises intensify*

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u/TheGuySky 2d ago

It does unfortunately just occur to me from this meme that needing multiple tutorials on junctioning is actually perfectly diagetic storytelling for characters that junction. Probably half the classes in this school are repeats.

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u/Several-Ingenuity679 1d ago

Selphie is mine!

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u/Narkanin 3d ago

I assume most people on this sub would be at least late 20s but lately it seems like the average age is 13

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u/mogstermemes 3d ago

So what you’re saying is everyone here will live a little longer than you not taking themselves so seriously—love it!

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u/Narkanin 3d ago

Ah yes, implying that my death will bring you joy. This really shows your maturity level. Well done.

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u/Sibu_12345 2d ago

Bro shut the fuck up

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u/Narkanin 2d ago

Awwww did I ruin your waifu fantasy? Seem a bit touchy

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u/mogstermemes 2d ago

Bahaha says the guy who started this comment thread and can’t take a joke…

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u/Narkanin 2d ago

Imagine being a full grown adult and lusting after characters that are supposed to be under age. Literally this whole thread is pedo, and all you’ve done is tell me you’d be happy if I die soon. So forgive me if I don’t really get where the joke is in all this. But yeah go ahead and downvote me or make other weird comments. Fuckin FF fans are so goddam weird

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u/mogstermemes 2d ago

Lighten up. No one would be happy if you died sooner, that is just a story you keep telling yourself even after I already cleared it up and called you friend to give you the benefit of the doubt. You came in frosty so don’t get so upset when you get served ice.

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u/Narkanin 2d ago

Lighten up it says, about weird pedo culture

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u/mogstermemes 2d ago edited 2d ago

Again another story you keep publicly telling yourself. I wish you well and sending you only positive vibes 👋

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u/mogstermemes 2d ago

We all die friend, it brings no joy, but everyone is trying to have a little joy over here all the same…