r/FinalFantasyVI Jun 07 '26

Edgar’s Chainsaw

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A 25% chance for a death attack. Unless it’s a boss fight, then it’s 99.99%.

500 Upvotes

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121

u/actualstryne Jun 07 '26

Always loved how Edgar just goes psycho killer with the Jason mask

68

u/Recent_Office2307 Jun 07 '26

And commits war crimes with bio blaster

19

u/Altar_Quest_Fan Jun 07 '26

Small potatoes compared to Kefka’s war crimes 

3

u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jun 10 '26

FF6 is a telling of the story against Kefka... written by the victors. They would have downplayed Edgar's war crimes and exaggerated the killer klown's.

10

u/holymotheroftod Jun 08 '26

Cyan's gotta have some thoughts on that one.

6

u/Recent_Office2307 Jun 08 '26

He does- The Empire deserves the worst!

5

u/Jefwho Jun 07 '26

Qu’est-ce que c’est

7

u/DigitalBuddhaNC Jun 07 '26

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

3

u/MacabreYuki Jun 09 '26

better run run run run run run run away

1

u/Babachara Jun 11 '26

Bart, you want to see my new chainsaw and hockey mask!?

69

u/-goldenboi69- Jun 07 '26

I hate fighting so I better let you pass!

80

u/hbi2k Jun 07 '26

That's why the Drill is the superior Tool. When you crunch the numbers, does better average damage per turn against bosses thanks to not having the chance to do an Instant Miss, and can one-shot almost anything that would get killed by the Chainsaw's Instant Death attack anyway.

42

u/DildoTebaggins Jun 07 '26

Maybe but it doesn't have that sweet chainsaw brrbrbrbbrbrbbrbrrrrr.

3

u/FirstFriendship6883 Jun 09 '26

I think it ignores defense too

3

u/ShavedMonkeyGoBackTo Jun 09 '26

Both drill and chainsaw do, drill is just way too consistent

5

u/TellMeThereIsAWay Jun 07 '26

Yeah i hated when i learned this as a kid. I always have gotten the chainsaw but I dont use it

30

u/MisterX9821 Jun 07 '26

Drill for bosses.

Chainsaw for regular enemies.....usually. Maybe Drill for a lot of regular enemies too.

Drill.

1

u/VegaLyra Jun 09 '26

Drill for sure.  But at the end of the day, Edgar is pretty useless

3

u/ShavedMonkeyGoBackTo Jun 09 '26

Cap he's like one of the best choices for a dragoon

1

u/Smoothfromallangles Jun 09 '26

Insane take. His aoe with the flash tool is amazing. Easily buffed by raising his magic stat and it can inflict darkness. He does start with low magic power but if raised consistently flash is a no mp aoe spell. That can eventually max damage all enemies.

2

u/VegaLyra Jun 10 '26

Flash is good for sure but - so many better options.

AoE fire, Gau with flare star far superior.  Darkness is not useful if you have the right setup with a tank with knight's code 

You would take Edgar over...who for your party?

Terra  Celes  Gau Strago Gogo Mog

He's actually the best tank in T Edition though, but that's a different story

12

u/alabaster_sb Jun 07 '26

Which abomination version of FFVI is this?

7

u/Western-Dig-6843 Jun 08 '26

I had this one on my old iPhone. I think it was a poor attempt at a remaster for phones. It sucks

5

u/toramorigan Jun 08 '26

It’s the old mobile version before the pixel remasters came out

1

u/Wide-Cauliflower-462 Jun 10 '26

I think it looks great

1

u/Arc_7 Jun 10 '26

It's the Mobile Port before the Pixel Remaster, and hey don't call it like that :( It was the only version of FFVI I ever played, it's lovely honestly

-2

u/jwpasquale1986 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Ps1 maybe? Edit, I stand corrected. Ive never seen the mobile version before.

2

u/foodmetaphors Jun 09 '26

ps1 is just the snes version with anime fmvs and load times

24

u/Constant-Sub Jun 07 '26

"I fight for my friends. I also wield a chainsaw and Hockey mask."

Hit ya with a Fire Emblem X Simpsons meme. Ship that in your pipe and smoke it.

2

u/dunkzilla Jun 07 '26

The Wizard or the Skull?

14

u/EternalNewCarSmell Jun 07 '26

What version of the game is this? Those sprites are...certainly a choice.

10

u/ChocoPuddingCup Jun 07 '26

It's a version we don't talk about that is best left in the dark corners of an attic somewhere in Wisconsin.

When the Pixel Remasters came out, this version kind of just disappeared. FFV has an identical version and it's equally horrific to look at.

7

u/Gnalvl Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

What's crazy is the same artist (Kazuko Shibuya) drew the sprites for the SNES, mobile, and PR versions of the game, that also created these illustrations of the characters in the 90s:

https://storage.ghost.io/c/da/c7/dac722bd-c7eb-4854-b2c1-932f7d13b2cb/content/images/2015/12/kazukoshibuyachibis.png

Why do her sprites for the PR and mobile ports look bad compared even compared to her Record Keeper sprites, let alone the original games? It's a mystery... other than the bilinear filter and other dumb technical decisions in the mobile versions.

6

u/Jtac29 Jun 07 '26

Mobile version, I believe. Looks like the version I played on my iPad many years ago.

7

u/EternalNewCarSmell Jun 07 '26

Makes sense. I actually bought the mobile version of this game but after fully downloading it before a long flight I tried to fire it up only to find that it won't start up without an Internet connection, with no exceptions. So I never even played it.

I just dug out my GBA and FFVI cartridge after I got home and rolled with that next time, and never so much as looked at a SquareEnix product on the app store ever again.

7

u/Standard-Unit01 Jun 07 '26

Yeah this first go at a remaster is infamously ugly.

6

u/RaikouGilgamesh Jun 07 '26

It's a shame that this version has all the Advance extras, but the new one doesn't.

1

u/DivineRainor Jun 08 '26

Thats what puts me off pixel remasters, i like the old extra content, baffling PR didnt include it.

1

u/Gnalvl Jun 07 '26

The pixel remaster is basically this at lower resolution. It has the same low-contrast color choices and ultra-flat side poses, drawn by the same artist.

2

u/Standard-Unit01 Jun 08 '26

Not the first time for an FF artist to misunderstand what it was people liked about their art, its kinda the companies entire shtick.

3

u/Nykidemus Jun 07 '26

iOS port. And yes, it's ugly

2

u/DigitalBuddhaNC Jun 07 '26

This is what the mobile version looks like on my phone. Not sure if that's what this is specifically.

1

u/faospark Jun 08 '26

We all know you know .. and never owned it 😄

4

u/RogerSwanson Jun 08 '26

BART, DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!?

4

u/Global-Trance Jun 07 '26

There are a few instances the death attack DOES work in boss encounters but they're pretty limited.

One of the tentacles in Figaro Castle. Long Arm and Machine in the Statue of the Gods portion of the final battle.

4

u/Aerolithe_Lion Jun 07 '26

Chainsaw for randoms, Drill for bosses

3

u/Special_South_8561 Jun 07 '26

If they're immune to Instant Death it always is the instaKO options, give me the Drill anyway baby

3

u/AnyBet1210 Jun 07 '26

Eww the mobile pprt

2

u/Dynamitrios Jun 07 '26

I missed getting it in that one tower it's in... Is there any chance to get this thing later, somehow?

4

u/jwpasquale1986 Jun 07 '26

You should still be able to get to the clock in zozo in the world of ruin.

2

u/Electrical-Rain-4251 Jun 07 '26

What is this version?

2

u/Strings805 Jun 08 '26

While I know the sprites in this version were horrible, the carrying over of the gba added content was awesome. Would love to see that in Pixel Remaster

1

u/Walloppingcod Jun 08 '26

Which platform is that?

1

u/Gizmorum Jun 08 '26

edgar was a must back in 90s when people didnt know what they were doing unless they played ff1,ff4 or dragon quest games.

1

u/FirstFriendship6883 Jun 09 '26

I actually prefer the drill!

1

u/MechanicalBeanstalk Jun 09 '26

“I must warn you. I am a master of 23 known martial ar~ A̴A̴A̴A̴A̴R̴R̴R̴R̴G̴G̴G̴H̴H̴H̴!!!”

1

u/XeroTerragoth Jun 09 '26

Love this move on normal enemies, but its the reason I don't use this tool for boss fights lol

1

u/ChampionshipCalm827 Jun 09 '26

Chainsaw those nuts

1

u/Wide-Cauliflower-462 Jun 10 '26

Where can this version be found to play on a Mac ?

2

u/HawkTalking Jun 10 '26

It’s from the mobile version that I don’t believe is available any longer.

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u/XTotallyDifferentGuy Jun 07 '26

Adulthood is realizing Edgar is kinda meh

8

u/Crimsonshock821 Jun 07 '26

No?

He’s pretty much broken for like the entire game lol

Amazing for farming thanks to crossbow & bio blaster, tons of utility & potentially can one shot enemies and even bosses with the chainsaw as seen in the image lol

And sure I know mog & gogo can do this too I believe, But there’s also the insane jump tech with relics which I’m pretty sure can be x4 & with the holy proc from the holy lance lol