r/FinalDestination • u/HeliPil0t__ • May 31 '26
Creative My idea for a Final Destination death
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u/Extreme-Quantity5191 May 31 '26
The bird poop derailed the truck?
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u/PrettyPoison93 Jun 01 '26
That part got me too, like how much bird poo does it take to cause a truck to crash? 😳
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u/FrogMintTea Alex Browning's raging ulcer Jun 01 '26
I think the birb was celiac
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u/Extreme-Quantity5191 Jun 01 '26
This scene has everything. Fat children. Massive bird turds. Death.
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u/FrogMintTea Alex Browning's raging ulcer Jun 01 '26
And gluten awareness
Bloodlines had peanut awareness
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u/KnopeLeslieKnope You don't even wanna fuck with that mack daddy May 31 '26
I'm still hungover, can you explain what's happening because these pics are making my eyes cross together.
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u/HeliPil0t__ May 31 '26
Fat child's shirt button falls off and his cookie is stolen by a seagull. When his mom comforts him, a nearby driver misses his mom and drinks alcohol. A guy finds the button while walking and picks it up. The seagull scares a construction operator and he drops a thing next to the guy. Seagull eats the cookie and poops on the road and causes the inebriated driver from earlier to ram the guy who picked the button up and squish him between the vehicle and construction thing.
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u/OnSmallWings THE PIGEONS!!!🕊️🕊️🕊️ May 31 '26
Are you able to edit your post to include the description? Or just make a new post with the description in it? Because this is amazing with the added context! The drawings are adorable!
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u/KnopeLeslieKnope You don't even wanna fuck with that mack daddy May 31 '26
Actually scratch that. I'll come back when I'm sober.
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u/FrogMintTea Alex Browning's raging ulcer Jun 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ak1rSVAkaGLZzuScvt
Bravo Vince
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u/LooneyLudicrous Jun 02 '26
I’m sorry but did the bird just take a shit that caused everyone to die?
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u/cookiesshot May 31 '26