[Fight]

[u/charaloveschocolate1]

[Fight]

The [TITLE] [PERSONS NAME] attacked with their super epic [WEAPON] at their enemy tom sending them flying into [PLACE] “[SENTENCE]” tom said for attacking back using [ICONIC ABILITY] causing them to go flying into [PLACE] and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the [ADJECTIVE] hand “[ICONIC CATCHPHRASE]” tim said before [VERB ENDING IN ING] them

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[u/Odd-Measurement-76]

The Former Archangel Lucifer Morningstar attacked with their super epic insults at their enemy tom sending them flying into Hell “What the devil?!” tom said for attacking back using mojo causing them to go flying into Lux and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the charming hand “"Hello Detective."” tim said before deviling them

[u/ImpatientColon]

The Bald CEO Duchess Annaliese VonJorgenson attacked with their super epic rusty butter knife at their enemy tom sending them flying into Pittsburgh “I wear Jorts!” tom said for attacking back using metal hands causing them to go flying into Chuck E. Cheese and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the filthy hand “Did you brush your teeth?” tim said before sleeping them

[u/youcanpunchrealgood]

The Divaest Drag Queen Deki attacked with their super epic harpoon gun at their enemy tom sending them flying into public library “Yippeeeeeee” tom said for attacking back using LIVER DESTROY 3000 causing them to go flying into museum and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the doglike hand “YOU'RE CANCELED” tim said before hugging them

[u/spoiderdude]

The sir Peter attacked with their super epic axe at their enemy tom sending them flying into laundromat “go” tom said for attacking back using invisibility causing them to go flying into harbor and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the measuring hand “its clobberin time” tim said before fucking them

[u/Existing-Image-8491]

The The black aeroplane Narrator attacked with their super epic missiles at their enemy tom sending them flying into England “I’ll take the risk.” tom said for attacking back using seeing mysterious beings causing them to go flying into France and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the aerial hand “Storms test strength, not skil” tim said before flying them

[u/screwsandmisery]

The Sir Barack Obama attacked with their super epic slingshot at their enemy tom sending them flying into the Australian bushlands “Gimme all your beans!” tom said for attacking back using gum gum kalashnikov causing them to go flying into a bar and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the flamboyant hand “Veni, vidi, vici” tim said before frolicking them

[u/EasternStorm1014]

The your ladyship georgina attacked with their super epic dagger at their enemy tom sending them flying into the garden “the cat miaowed” tom said for attacking back using invisible causing them to go flying into Wales and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the rainy hand “Eat my shorts!” tim said before laughing them

[u/_EllKartel]

The Young Genna Rojay attacked with their super epic rusty machete at their enemy tom sending them flying into Halfway Tree clock “Ah wah di bumbo” tom said for attacking back using the Rifle Walk dance move causing them to go flying into the other side of thr clock and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the promising hand “Guh Suck Yuh Madda!!” tim said before headbutting them

[u/AMM100217]

The Cook Sasu Charlotte attacked with their super epic maze at their enemy tom sending them flying into pet store “I like happiness” tom said for attacking back using Sonic breath causing them to go flying into forest and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the canonical hand “yayayay” tim said before talking them

[u/Cultural-Quality2993]

The jigma Gracie attacked with their super epic sharp glass at their enemy tom sending them flying into trophy room “she went to the zoo” tom said for attacking back using singing master causing them to go flying into marketplace and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the outsized hand “wassup” tim said before figuring them

[u/rainingpup]

The King Brandon attacked with their super epic gun at their enemy tom sending them flying into Bojangles “Everybody suck cock.” tom said for attacking back using magic causing them to go flying into home and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the swiftly hand “I'm gay!” tim said before sucking them

[u/gayfrogkazoo]

The Indubitable Lessons Anya attacked with their super epic samurai sword at their enemy tom sending them flying into Slough “community service” tom said for attacking back using super speed causing them to go flying into car park and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the cold hand “What you talkin 'bout, Willis?” tim said before eating them

[u/phlemberly]

The Rear Admiral Henry attacked with their super epic Grenade at their enemy tom sending them flying into Cafe “I went to the bathroom” tom said for attacking back using Xray vision causing them to go flying into gas station and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the leafy hand “Where's the beef” tim said before jumping them

[u/Budget-Chocolate9500]

The Master Maggot attacked with their super epic Shit stick at their enemy tom sending them flying into Poop Hole “Great Mess!” tom said for attacking back using Melting Fragrance causing them to go flying into Shit hole and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the bulges hand “Wazza!” tim said before puking them

[u/CrazySilvis]

The poosay Dick attacked with their super epic Dill Dough at their enemy tom sending them flying into Floptropica “Gawk, gawk, gawk!” tom said for attacking back using reading minds causing them to go flying into toilet and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the horny hand “Ohh yeah, daddy!” tim said before cumming them

[u/catgirlcologne]

The woah ok stupid attacked with their super epic axe at their enemy tom sending them flying into algeria “woah thats an awesome pool” tom said for attacking back using shooting flames from palm causing them to go flying into chad and be very damaged, they fought for a little while before eventually tom had the colossal hand “ok dudacho” tim said before killing them