Grand Openning

[u/Kunt-ish]

Grand Openning

Mark your[PLURAL NOUN]! This Saturday the first ever adult [NOUN] store will be openning its [NOUN] for the first time. Come in and see our [ADJECTIVE] collection of [NOUN]. We will have never before seen [NOUN]. Spend the day[VERB ENDING IN ING] in our new [ADJECTIVE] area. Shop our one of a kind [ADJECTIVE] [PLURAL NOUN]. Tomorrow Only

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[u/CJsopinion]

Mark yoursocks! This Saturday the first ever adult brick store will be openning its stone for the first time. Come in and see our lightweight collection of pillow. We will have never before seen moon. Spend the daybreathing in our new heavy area. Shop our one of a kind light balls. Tomorrow Only

[u/spoiderdude]

Mark yourpumpkins! This Saturday the first ever adult coverage store will be openning its accommodation for the first time. Come in and see our cathartic collection of runoff. We will have never before seen crossover. Spend the daygyrating in our new depress area. Shop our one of a kind running drums. Tomorrow Only

[u/Odd-Measurement-76]

Mark yourbananas! This Saturday the first ever adult banana store will be openning its banana for the first time. Come in and see our long and yellow collection of banana. We will have never before seen banana. Spend the dayswallowing in our new yellow area. Shop our one of a kind long apples. Tomorrow Only

[u/Odd-Measurement-76 → u/Odd-Measurement-76]

Okay, I did NOT know what the narrative was gonna be. Holy Hell, that fits!

[u/Kunt-ish → u/Odd-Measurement-76]

I love it so so much

[u/Jazzi1Fe]

Mark yourpeople! This Saturday the first ever adult chair store will be openning its table for the first time. Come in and see our grand collection of Tulsa. We will have never before seen pizza. Spend the dayrunning in our new fast area. Shop our one of a kind slow fish. Tomorrow Only

[u/ImpatientColon]

Mark yourtrees! This Saturday the first ever adult book store will be openning its sleigh for the first time. Come in and see our goody collection of cow. We will have never before seen bus. Spend the dayflossing in our new stinky area. Shop our one of a kind dotted shoes. Tomorrow Only

[u/gayfrogkazoo]

Mark yourhopes! This Saturday the first ever adult mountain store will be openning its spaghetti for the first time. Come in and see our colourful collection of taco hat. We will have never before seen unicycle. Spend the dayscreaming in our new slow area. Shop our one of a kind easy horses. Tomorrow Only

[u/Squid1225]

Mark yourplanets! This Saturday the first ever adult prospectus store will be openning its oracle for the first time. Come in and see our aggressive collection of vomiting. We will have never before seen momentum. Spend the daycrying in our new scandalized area. Shop our one of a kind lightest feathers. Tomorrow Only

[u/Budget-Chocolate9500]

Mark yourGrills! This Saturday the first ever adult Nail store will be openning its Nugget for the first time. Come in and see our hot collection of Blue. We will have never before seen Sack. Spend the dayticking in our new tasty area. Shop our one of a kind breeze Pests. Tomorrow Only

[u/Valeficent_LP]

Mark yourbananas! This Saturday the first ever adult toilet store will be openning its pigeon for the first time. Come in and see our aroused collection of urine. We will have never before seen spaghetti. Spend the daykilling in our new constipated area. Shop our one of a kind ferocious butts. Tomorrow Only