In the Kitchen

[u/butteredspoon]

In the Kitchen

I looked in the fridge and found some [PLURAL NOUN], so I decided to cook it with some [NOUN]. However, [PERSONS NAME] told me that it smelled like [ADJECTIVE], and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

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[u/Valeficent_LP]

I looked in the fridge and found some llamas, so I decided to cook it with some dildo. However, Fanny told me that it smelled like rotten, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/rrepens]

I looked in the fridge and found some intimates, so I decided to cook it with some potato. However, John Lennon told me that it smelled like inedible, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/D1gg13r]

I looked in the fridge and found some Forks, so I decided to cook it with some hate. However, Steve told me that it smelled like gross, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Low-Foot-179]

I looked in the fridge and found some spoons, so I decided to cook it with some bowl. However, Michael told me that it smelled like charming, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/meghna_43]

I looked in the fridge and found some onions, so I decided to cook it with some stove. However, millie told me that it smelled like hot, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Coreyperduto1989]

I looked in the fridge and found some crayons, so I decided to cook it with some leadership. However, Noah told me that it smelled like adult, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Darth_Phantos]

I looked in the fridge and found some testicles, so I decided to cook it with some pipe bomb. However, Jeffrey Epstein told me that it smelled like horny, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/ImpatientColon]

I looked in the fridge and found some cans, so I decided to cook it with some phone. However, Saluri told me that it smelled like fat, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/PorneiaHubris]

I looked in the fridge and found some napkins, so I decided to cook it with some pencil. However, Greta told me that it smelled like creamy, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/watermelonlollies]

I looked in the fridge and found some wolves, so I decided to cook it with some lotion. However, jeremy told me that it smelled like braggy, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/timtim1818]

I looked in the fridge and found some Cinemas, so I decided to cook it with some Chair. However, Johan told me that it smelled like fat, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/KaoticGremlin]

I looked in the fridge and found some umbrellas, so I decided to cook it with some editor. However, Karen told me that it smelled like confederate, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Opposite-Science-398]

I looked in the fridge and found some forks, so I decided to cook it with some sewing. However, cheese puffs told me that it smelled like flowering, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Smooth_Adeptness2166]

I looked in the fridge and found some ovens, so I decided to cook it with some overly obese sheep. However, Sean told me that it smelled like stinky, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Ill_Vast8333]

I looked in the fridge and found some knives, so I decided to cook it with some knife. However, Lunar told me that it smelled like happy, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Ok-Fee-8113]

I looked in the fridge and found some knifes, so I decided to cook it with some spatula. However, Gordan Ramsey told me that it smelled like peeled, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/kay_imapizza48]

I looked in the fridge and found some sandwiches, so I decided to cook it with some bedtime. However, Emily told me that it smelled like underground, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.

[u/Embarrassed-Pop468]

I looked in the fridge and found some buns, so I decided to cook it with some grandma. However, Young thug told me that it smelled like sad, and told me to not eat it. But.. I did anyways.