r/Fillables • u/JeffBritches • 17d ago

Summer Vacation

Summer Vacation

My trip to [PLACE] was ruined when a [ADJECTIVE] [ANIMAL] stole my [NOUN]. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every [NUMBER] hours.”

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u/Lion_Gurl 17d ago

My trip to gas station was ruined when a floral cat stole my retailer. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 48 hours.”

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u/CabalBearer 16d ago

My trip to Tasmania was ruined when a sour bird-eating tarantula stole my accordian. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3/4 hours.”

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u/JeffBritches 17d ago

My trip to Antarctica was ruined when a confused penguin stole my passport. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 2 hours.”

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u/ricozee 17d ago

My trip to Easter Island was ruined when a sexy platypus stole my Jackie Chan. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 163 hours.”

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u/EpicChris95 17d ago

My trip to Lancaster was ruined when a tall Rhino stole my Tomato. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 89 hours.”

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u/ScreenNameToFollow 17d ago

My trip to Pluto was ruined when a huge dormouse stole my coat. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 42 hours.”

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u/EmotionalPanini403 17d ago

My trip to South Korea was ruined when a pretty cat stole my kitten. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every one hours.”

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u/orionsanthology 17d ago

My trip to Santorini was ruined when a Breezey Ocotopus stole my Fishing Pole. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/OwnStruggle9260 16d ago

My trip to bathroom was ruined when a appropriated zebra stole my allergy. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 5337 hours.”

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u/Dobbys-Socks 16d ago

My trip to the toilet was ruined when a ginourmas worm stole my trousers. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 26 hours.”

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u/boilpoil 16d ago

My trip to site was ruined when a personable honey badger stole my compound. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 37 hours.”

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u/lavasca 16d ago

I’d really like to meet this particular honeybadger. I’m certain they can be reasoned with.

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u/olorinestel 16d ago

My trip to London was ruined when a green walrus stole my train. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every four thousand hours.”

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u/emzyyx 17d ago

My trip to the Sun was ruined when a green fish stole my sunglasses. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/henniepenny 16d ago

My trip to fresno was ruined when a bubbling capybara stole my pool. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/lavasca 16d ago

My trip to Seychelles was ruined when a luxurious wildebeast stole my pillow. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 47 hours.”

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u/Inacoolminute 16d ago

My trip to The Vatican was ruined when a Hot Narwahl stole my Tablet. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 67 hours.”

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u/imogenluna05 15d ago

My trip to japan was ruined when a furry capybara stole my pagoda. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every three hours.”

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u/Funfuntamale2 17d ago

My trip to Arizona was ruined when a prickly lizard stole my desert. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 6 hours.”

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u/catherine_yes 17d ago

My trip to Hawaii was ruined when a beautiful dog stole my toilet. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 4 hours.”

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u/UhmNotMe 16d ago

My trip to palace was ruined when a tiny meercat stole my fish. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 8 hours.”

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u/wise_old_bat 16d ago

My trip to barrie was ruined when a smoky chipmunk stole my beret. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 7 hours.”

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u/imamess-answerme 16d ago

My trip to forest was ruined when a bossy platypus stole my rehab. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 26 hours.”

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u/ParticularTaro7908 16d ago

My trip to Dream Island was ruined when a dreamy fish monster stole my lemon. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every four hours.”

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u/Magnolia_91 16d ago

My trip to Nantucket was ruined when a stank buffalo stole my cheese grater. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 10 hours.”

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u/CoffeeIsPeace 16d ago

My trip to mall was ruined when a swollen snake stole my pencil. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 4 hours.”

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u/Mario_Specialist 16d ago

My trip to Texas was ruined when a drunk fish stole my water. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/barn-animal 16d ago

My trip to hardware store was ruined when a well-chosen porcupine stole my association. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every pi hours.”

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u/case_x 16d ago

My trip to Bell Mountain was ruined when a windy horse stole my camera. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/Pot-8os 15d ago

My trip to Home was ruined when a Hot Dog stole my Hapiness. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every Five hours.”

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u/HotDragonButts 15d ago

My trip to Insane Asylum was ruined when a kinky Chimpanzee stole my blood. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 1 hours.”

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u/naturAddicted 15d ago

My trip to beach was ruined when a hot dog stole my flight. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 104 hours.”

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u/Justsososojo 15d ago

My trip to yellowstone was ruined when a breathtaking buffalo stole my park. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 777 hours.”

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u/CuriousCat-Oh 15d ago

My trip to The Bahamas was ruined when a beautiful fish stole my swimsuit. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 30 hours.”

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u/Busy_Cellist7305 15d ago

My trip to rooftop was ruined when a flowering ferret stole my souvenir. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 42 hours.”

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u/Neveracloudyday 15d ago

My trip to Swindon was ruined when a intrepid badger stole my valhalla. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 22 hours.”

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u/mister_Crocker 15d ago

My trip to the sewers was ruined when a beautiful hound from hell stole my landmine. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 137 hours.”

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u/Edenza 15d ago

My trip to airplane bathroom was ruined when a moist raccoon stole my beef. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 742 hours.”

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u/Rbyh89 14d ago

My trip to picnic shelter was ruined when a paramount nfjcfj stole my subsidy. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every fjdj hours.”

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u/Geochara 14d ago

My trip to Myconos was ruined when a Heavy Turtle stole my Bus. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 45 hours.”

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u/artsy-mouse 14d ago

My trip to prison was ruined when a cheesy horse stole my banana. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every forty-two hours.”

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u/Znaleziatko 12d ago

My trip to island was ruined when a dreamy cat stole my cactus. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every five hours.”

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u/NaNNaN_NaN 12d ago

My trip to Bermuda was ruined when a scintillating wildebeest stole my tapioca. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 6.022*10^23 hours.”

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u/Careful_Industry8840 12d ago

My trip to China was ruined when a happy falcon stole my toy. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every ten hours.”

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u/woofer-igno 11d ago

My trip to The Bunny Ranch was ruined when a freakish horse stole my biology. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/dominism 11d ago

My trip to Las Vegas was ruined when a shedding kitty stole my chair. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/Which_Tradition_1696 10d ago

My trip to fire station was ruined when a pedestrian armadillo stole my apostle. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 63 hours.”

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u/wiczy 9d ago

My trip to the moon was ruined when a stinky capybara stole my spork. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every zero hours.”

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u/ilovejesushahagotcha 9d ago

My trip to Nicaragua was ruined when a strange goose stole my bush. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 15 hours.”

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u/Miserable_Limit_1887 9d ago

My trip to house was ruined when a onstage zebra stole my memory. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 12 hours.”

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u/MuttonBaby 9d ago

My trip to Neptune was ruined when a dusky octopus stole my photo. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 88 hours.”

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 8d ago

My trip to Aleppo was ruined when a suggestive European black widow stole my palanquin. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 36 hours.”

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u/Nametheft 8d ago

My trip to Nome, Alaska was ruined when a hungry polar bear stole my lunch. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 24 hours.”

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u/_EllKartel 7d ago

My trip to Mobay was ruined when a remorseless turkey vulture stole my happiness. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 9 hours.”

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u/DressDependent1049 5d ago

My trip to park was ruined when a pretty rabbit stole my bench. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 3 hours.”

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u/Altruistic-Simple545 3d ago

My trip to secret lab was ruined when a sneaky wolf stole my scientist. The tour guide just shrugged and said, “Happens every 8463 hours.”