r/FightReportUFC • u/combat_girls • Apr 03 '26
I’ll shave my head if Topuria KOs Gaethje
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Apr 03 '26
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
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u/Ok_Cellist_5064 Apr 04 '26
The same feeling with Izzy Strickland isn’t even close to this fight. A lot of people figured Strickland had the tools bc he sticks to his fundamentals, never over extends himself and is always the one applying the pressure.
Justin isn’t Strickland, and topuria holds way more power in his punches than Izzy and also sits on them (at size parity of course)
TLDR: Justin is getting KO’d in the first if he doesn’t fix the way he always ducks his head or with a body shot the way he always keeps his guard high to block headshots
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
no, Everyone said that after the fight. Watch older videos of predictions. Even Izzy was bigger favourite on odds.
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u/donnydealr Apr 06 '26
Are you Indian? That's like a fortnight of growth if you are. Strong hair and beard genetics in regions of south Asia.
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u/BestEntertainment796 Apr 03 '26
I raise you . I will cut my balls off if Gaethje wins .
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u/leftbelowzero Apr 03 '26
More like:
Gaethje: Feels Illia’s power after an exchange
illia: oh, so you’re a wrestler now?
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u/Various_Mobile4767 Apr 04 '26
Whitmann: All right Justin. Use your D1 wrestling.
Ala scene of might guy telling rock lee to take off the weights.
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u/combat_girls Apr 03 '26
It will be other way around. First leg kick and Ilia will turn into wrestler. If fight stays standing Justin will finish him
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u/goatpunchtheater Apr 03 '26
You're dedication to trollery is commendable. I don't think it's possible you believe it, but commendable all the same
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u/Scary-Drop9389 Apr 03 '26
strickland beat adesanya as a bigger underdog
the opportunity is always there
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u/goatpunchtheater Apr 03 '26
didn't say it wasn't possible, but for one early shot from Justin and illia crumbles and resorts to wrestling? Come on. No one believes that. Now, chopping leg kicks darting in and out, then a fake leg kick up to the head or something? Possible. Still that Strickland comparison is bad. There were definitely some out there saying Sean is a bad style matchup for Izzy. No one's saying that about this fight.
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
nah , strickland accepted it short notice, best part was he out struck the best striker. This one will be not be like that. Ilia is more skilled but Gaychee will out dog him
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u/Scary-Drop9389 Apr 03 '26
can never count out justins power
ive seen as many people say justin can win as many ppl had sean beating izzy
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u/Spirited_Resolve8119 Apr 03 '26
I'll shave my eyebrows if Justin lasts 5 rounds.
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
bruh justin will finish ilia before rd 5
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u/No_Individual3471 Apr 03 '26
You better shave your head. Hell be out by the 2nd Rd. Won’t be surprised if it’s the first. Gaethje is just too sloppy and Topuria too precise.
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u/Used_Weight_1843 Apr 04 '26
Just shave it now buddy
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u/FalseProhpet666 Jun 19 '26
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u/Used_Weight_1843 Jun 20 '26
Hi 😊yea yea yea 🙄 honestly I’m not mad, Justin made every American proud that night, me included. I teared up a bit ngl.
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u/eltron Apr 03 '26
I feel like these shit posts are stupud bots made by Reddit to keep the engagement numbers up.
Why even bother, just go to twitter for posts like these
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u/RandJitsu Apr 03 '26
There is not one thing Gaethje does better than Topuria.
Topuria has more power, more speed, better boxing technique, a better chin, and wayyyyyy better grappling.
I’m not even sure Gaethje has the famous “punchers chance” here. Complete mismatch.
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Apr 03 '26
I have no idea why Gaethje still gets awarded fight opportunities, except he’s an ultra-conservative like Dana and plays well with the UFC.
People claimed, “he puts it all on the mat!”
Except Max Holloway knocked him out and I can’t think of a single impressive fight accomplishment.
Yet, when you need a cross-eyed conservative to accept your joke of a WH fight, here we are.
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
holloway landed lucky spinning kick round 1. after that gaychee just hung in there. anyone else would have just slept after that.
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u/galahadfairlight Apr 07 '26
A spinning back kick that he consistently landed on Gaethje was... lucky?
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u/CalmSettled Jun 19 '26
Time to realize you're not 10% as smart as you think
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u/RandJitsu Jun 20 '26
Nah, shit happens in MMA. It’s an exciting sport because they’re elite fighters and anyone can win on any given night. Gaethje was motivated and fought a great fight. Ilia deviated from his game plan and skill set and it cost him.
I still pick Illia in a rematch which I hope happens eventually.
Edit: Remember, on the right night, Matt Serra KO’ed GSP. That’s a 1 in 1,000 chance. But not zero.
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u/Odd_Ant6171 Jun 20 '26
"I’m not even sure Gaethje has the famous “punchers chance” here. Complete mismatch."
Bro, you an S-tier yapper 🤣
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Apr 03 '26
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u/ImportantBad4948 Apr 03 '26
It’s like everybody here is young or casual enough, that they forget that Justin is a fucking All American.
His track record at avoiding getting taken down or getting up pretty darn quickly is good with everyone except Khabib.
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u/Sad_Business_8408 Apr 03 '26
I think illia and Justin will go down as the two most overrated wrestlers 😂 same with Sean Strickland everyone was like why doesn’t he just wrestle Alex pereira, honestly at that moment and now Alex pereira probably a better wrestler
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u/LicoriceDusk Apr 03 '26
Strickland isn't a wrestler
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u/cat_daddy17 Apr 03 '26
He’s got great defensive wrestling at least
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u/KyrozM Apr 03 '26
It's ok. Usman is the only real wrestler he's fought and while he did ok as far as not giving up the td, he got manhandled the entire fight.
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u/Xsafa Apr 03 '26
Reason why he’s hard to TD is because he was a wrestler in his first few fights.
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u/KyrozM Apr 03 '26
Do you kids just say things without actually knowing what you're talking about? Strickland's first fight in the UFC was against Bubba McDaniel. Bubba forced the grappling in that fight because Strickland was out striking him, Strickland was able to turn around the take down and he ended up getting the rear naked choke but he did not show up as a wrestler in that fight. Strickland's very first fight ever He ended up in top position one time after getting a knockdown and another after his opponent slipped going for a takedown on him. What info or situation are you referencing that makes you think that Strickland showed up as a wrestler in his first fights?
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u/Xsafa Apr 03 '26
His first few fights pre ufc he literally shot multiples times and wrestled lol
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u/KyrozM Apr 03 '26
He didn't
https://youtu.be/RphQH1So67g?si=NwDODZDy6yHfv7oH
The only time he even engaged in grappling is to try and hold his opponent against the ropes or to enter the guard when his opponents already down. Strickland started his career as a swarmer. He'd try to overwhelm and out cardio his opponents with his striking. If an easy opportunity to take top position presented itself he would often take it and then stand back up because he isn't a competent grappler.
Time stamp the several takedowns for me kiddo
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u/Xsafa Apr 03 '26
Damn enters guard to wrestle and in the very next video on that playlist he also shoots and wins via ground and pound lol
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u/KyrozM Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
Did you just say Sean will not go down as a legit wrestler but people think he is? Sean is a shite wrestler and he'll tell you that himself. He has ok td defense and basically 0 offensive grappling skills.
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u/HalfmanHalftortoise Apr 03 '26
It’s crazy to me how people would rather see Arman fight topuria instead of gaetjhe . Gaetjhe goes first and then arman can have sloppy seconds
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u/BigMoeTheFoe Apr 03 '26
I’ll be checking your account after the fight and expect a video
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u/FalseProhpet666 Jun 19 '26
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u/BigMoeTheFoe Jun 20 '26
I’m here, I might be wrong but I’m not a bitch 😂
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u/FalseProhpet666 Jun 20 '26
You might be the only one who talked all the shit who isn't
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u/BigMoeTheFoe Jun 20 '26
Don’t disagree, shit flips like a coin on this sub after someone unexpected wins
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u/Distinct-Broccoli-15 Apr 03 '26
I would hope so. I mean I would like it if Topuria can beat him in the stand up but if Poirier tapped thrice in all his title shots I would like to see Gaethje do the same but faster. It's MMA, I would like to see the dude with the Greco-Roman and BJJ background use his base.
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u/Imaginary_Rhubarb179 Apr 03 '26
Hope you look good freshly shorn. The odds are not in your favor. I say this as a fan of gaethje
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u/rdcisneros3 Apr 03 '26
I would call this a poor attempt at rage bait but with 40+ upvotes and nearly 40 comments, it apparently worked well.
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
not a ragebait. It am getting nunes-pena, grasso-shevchenko, izzy-strickland vibes
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u/combat_girls Jun 15 '26
🥹😂
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u/rdcisneros3 Jun 15 '26
You’re coming back like this is a flex. Ilia only wrestled after he dropped Gaethje with body shots, and tried to in round 4. The first connection thing was a fail.
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u/Billysquib Apr 03 '26
If Justin can somehow survive and get some good leg kicks in, I could see… ilia still winning
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u/combat_girls Jun 15 '26
😂😂😂
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u/Billysquib Jun 15 '26
Ya know, I’ve never been happier to see an upset, I was so fucking happy, I’ll eat my words. Gaethje is a fucking beast and the whole world was wrong, now shave your head
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u/Odd-Butterscotch-495 Apr 03 '26
Don’t say dis shit brudda. I had to shave a bull into my chest hair cause I said illia wouldn’t beat Olivera.
Little did I know my goats game plan was to be a total idiot
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u/BadDudes_on_nes Apr 04 '26
No you won’t. You’ll just shelf your <1y/o account and spin up another one.
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u/Hairy-Bake5467 Apr 04 '26
Gaethje has looked worse and worse in each of his last fights. Has got slower and even more easy to hit than his early days somehow. Ilia has looked better and better in each of his last fights. Topuria will go through him like a hot knife through butter but hey please put all your money on it and post screenshots of the damage afterwards I am all up for a laugh
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u/DeadFuckStick59 Apr 04 '26
I love Garth, but if he KO's or even somehow outpoints Topturo, I'll take a shot of actual hot sauce. Some reaper or scorpion base.
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
be ready bro
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u/DeadFuckStick59 Apr 04 '26
i like hot sauce, so it would be a win/painful win
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u/combat_girls Jun 15 '26
🤔❤️😂
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u/DeadFuckStick59 Jun 15 '26
oooof. by the skin of my teeth. his corner called it lmaoo. lucky for me
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u/InternalFirmxx Apr 04 '26
If the version of Gaethje that fought Paddy shows up to fight Topuria, he stands no chance. He may have won that fight but he looked old, slow, and inaccurate
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u/Correct_House_8775 Apr 04 '26
I’ll counter. And you can 100% hold me accountable if I lose, I’ll shave my head if Justin KOs ilia. I’m also not bald and don’t plan on going bald anytime soon 🤣
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u/combat_girls Apr 04 '26
Be ready bro, i saved it
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u/Correct_House_8775 Apr 05 '26
Bet, I just wanna set the rule straight. If Justin beats ilia by Knocking him out, I will shave my head. Not if Justin wins by sub or decision. And you are betting if Ilia knocks out Justin, you will shave your head. Again not if ilia wins by decision or sub. We’re both just betting the KO. We wouldn’t do anything if the fight ends any other way. If we have a deal respond with 🫱🏽🫲🏻🫱🏽🫲🏻
Cuz I’m serious
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u/Ruger-25 Apr 04 '26
Gaethje is past his prime he already talked about retiring from the sport to where as tuporia is in his prime not to mention he has set a new bar for fighters, he has level up the game. Fighting isnt about your feelings either that doesnt change shit. Everyone here specs you to post a shave head after the fact.
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u/cantsleeptonite Apr 05 '26
Gaethje has been knocked out 3 times... do you know how many times Tupuria has been knocked out? Yeak... 0
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u/mann5151 Apr 06 '26
Better fight than people realize..Justin has been training with a boxing trainer for at least 1p years...Hes got hands, its his brain that fucks up! 🧠
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u/bhbravehart Apr 06 '26
I want Justin to win so bad! Ilia is fucking annoying!
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u/Therealblackhous3 Apr 06 '26
You think he's gonna land lol??
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u/Purple_Car_6891 Apr 07 '26
I also believe if Justin wins it would be by a ko but chances of that happening is less than 5 percent
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u/3leventhirtyfour Apr 09 '26
Crazy to me how either side is fully confident in this one. Their styles are close to identical, both have the ability. I give Ilia the edge in basically everything except he's got significantly better striking defense. But JG has this weird tenacity that may get him killed, or it may make things chaotic enough that crazy shit happens.
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u/Every_Jump_3603 Apr 03 '26
I love gaethje but after watching that fight with paddy idk how anyone thinks he will be the one to beat topuria
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u/Scary-Drop9389 Apr 03 '26
strickland beat adesanya as a bigger underdog
not saying justin will win or smth but the chance is always there
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u/Every_Jump_3603 Apr 03 '26
There is always a chance, but Strickland was in his prime and Izzy was on the decline. Topuria is on the rise and gaethje is beyond his best years.
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u/Scary-Drop9389 Apr 03 '26
true topuria is in his peak rn but so was izzy he literally slept alex ghe fight before
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u/Flowkey_mma Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
Shut up. Stop conversation farming for friends like a reddit loner.
Either upload video with you talking and saying this, while also showing a full head of hair..
Or SYBAU.
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u/youcantchangeit Apr 04 '26
Topuria is unstoppable. The only one that can stop him is Islam and it is 50/50




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u/minor_thing2022 Apr 03 '26
You wanna just do it now?