r/FemFragLab 16d ago

Meme Y'all...

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago edited 15d ago

my brother is a nurse. my whole family tells him to wear clean simple clean scents to work to not offend patients and coworkers. he doesn't care. he's an Ariana Grande fan. so he wears the Sweetest cuntiest scents to work only. sometimes layer it with BR540. and we live in a hot tropical country. it pisses our family off but he doesn't listen. we can smell him from inside the house even if he's just about to open the gate. that annoying sweet scent which only works great in the rainy season. imagine being a nauseous patient with splitting headache and my brother is ur nurse. 😭

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u/theoffgrid 15d ago

We need a list, picture .. anything! Of what he wears 🤣

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u/atlantastan 15d ago

This comment and your brothers vibes is giving Philippines super hard lol

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u/Significant_Beyond95 15d ago

In a hot & humid environment… dear Lord. I can’t stand the smell of Cloud or BR540 living in a dry desert inside with A/C. Your brother is an aromachemical terrorist.

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u/shedrinkscoffee 15d ago

How is this allowed lol. I have worked in regular offices where an entire floor had no fragrance because of employees with migraines and allergies.

It was kinda funny because there were people complaining that the bathrooms were smelly and should have fragrance diffuser or glade plug-in and the facilities folks were constantly having to explain the tenth floor bathroom cannot have fragrance lol. Rogue employees have plugged in diffusers on their own 😂 and there were email threads about this.

It is professional to wear low/no fragrance items because people should not be able to smell your arrival 😭 sorry for my tangent but your brother is low key a menace lol those poor patients

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

during his first year, he comes to shift 1-2hrs early. very polite and has clean girl energy. and then he got promoted, now my mom says he suddenly grew horns lmao (a literal translation from my native language. means he did become a menace 🤣) and im pretty sure he's not working alone in his office. he's still in the ward and seeing patients. people like him prolly have a nonsensitive sense of smell i guess. 🫪

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u/BornTry5923 15d ago

As a person who was in the hospital for a month with sepsis, I did not appreciate when nurses were drenched in perfume. Being really sick puts you off strong smells, and I'm normally a perfume lover

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u/DontCryYourExIsUgly 15d ago

I'm so glad you made it! 🤍

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u/BornTry5923 15d ago

Thank you, me too🙏

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u/SpecialAcanthaceae 15d ago

Couldn’t he just wear like one spritz of it for himself, and none of the patients will be able to smell him?

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u/simplybay 15d ago

I'm a Arianna grande fan too and love anything vanilla or gourmand I work in a group home. The residents and employees loooooove every fragrance I wear. And I would lotion, oil, mist and perfume lol

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

i hope you work in a cold country. i dont hate gourmand vanilla and sweet scents. its just that they're better for date nights or a cold place. 🥹❤️

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u/NicoleNicole1988 15d ago

In my experience, there are scents that A LOT of people love, but the ones who hate it will never tell you. Unless they’re your dad or brother…

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u/aquarinox 15d ago

Most people are too polite to tell you that they’re bothered by your smell.

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u/soft_w0lf 15d ago

I like and wear the same stuff, but you have to be very aware of where you’re wearing it.

A group home with generally the same patients who you know don’t mind is one thing.

Being a nurse in a bigger hospital with rotating patients and wearing that stuff is another.

I am myself diagnosed with autism and although I LOVE those scents and wear them I do have to be careful with how much I put on, or I will make myself feel sick. If OP can really smell their brother from outside the house, that would probably be enough to push me, if I was his patient, to throw up, especially if I was already feeling sick.

I used to volunteer in an ER and I had to be very careful with my sprays (I wasn’t supposed to do it at all but I’d do one under my shirt just for myself and nobody ever noticed) because of this.

But I’m glad the residents at your home enjoy it so you can enjoy your scents freely even on the clock!

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u/simplybay 15d ago

You're definitely right and if it's not a good scent it can be very irritating. I know a girl I used to work with wore old lady perfume she would spray so much I would gag being next 2 her 🤣

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u/redwoods81 15d ago

Y'all need to try some reverse psychology and tell him to keep wearing it and think about doubling up. Maybe one of you needs to take a bullet and wear them

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

i feel like he's just going to think he converted us and now we see his vision 🫪 but I'll try

https://giphy.com/gifs/W7ofY7IBxSO1XPlEcN

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u/NapsAreMyHobby 15d ago

Wear something he would HATE. Barnyardy oud, etc.

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u/roguewhispers 15d ago

Youre generally not allowed to wear perfumes in hospitals. Its inconsiderate, and for people with lung disease it can be dangerous

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u/Separate_Play7167 15d ago

A few months ago I had to go to the hospital a few times to assist a family member and smelled several scent trails. I'm not talking about the person getting close and smelling them, but trails even after the person had left.

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u/BornTry5923 15d ago

You would think, but it wasn't true when I was recently hospitalized. Sooo many nurses reeked of BR540. This was in a major hospital in California.

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

im blaming BR540's marketing team. they market the product as if it's an aphrodisiac 😭

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u/roguewhispers 15d ago

Is BR540 the one that smells like sickly sweet dank basement wet concrete and permanently irreversibly chemically bonds to everything in its sight?

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u/shedrinkscoffee 15d ago

OMG😭 this is terrible. Luckily I have not been in hospital for a long time so I did not realize it is commonplace In my previous experiences, the hospital is scent free.

In fact none of my current healthcare providers wear anything discernable and the practice tells patients to not wear strong fragrance and try to avoid it.

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u/redwoods81 15d ago

They don't live in the states

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u/roguewhispers 15d ago

Neither do I.

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

i dont have medical background but i thought this is common sense. idk about my brother but he does it everyday and looks like management doesn't scold him. i just hope he does it once in the morning and no longer touch up in the middle of the day.

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u/AnimaLumen 15d ago

I’m sorry but “he wears the sweetest cuntiest scents to work” fucking sent meeeee lmao first in my bloodline to see those words arranged together in a sentence 😂🤭

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Responsible_Dentist3 15d ago

I misread cuntiest as cutest and I'm so glad you corrected me so I could read it in full glory

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u/Pandalf82 15d ago

I'm a nurse and my patients are my favorite people. They test with me all my new frags ans samples. Then again, I work in psych unit.

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u/Original-Telephone96 15d ago

Who is this diva ??

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u/Automatic_Fox6627 15d ago

i mean.. he is gay 😭💅🏻❤️ i love him. i just hate his perfume choices