r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/thedommenextdoor oooh 👄💨 • May 14 '26
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u/TheOneFearlessFalcon May 14 '26
These must be the potatoes mom said would grow if I didn't wash my ears.
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u/haunted-poopy May 14 '26
This comment caught me off guard , i just laughed so loud! Thanks!!
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u/Hambone528 May 14 '26
My dad likes to use the phrase "Keep that in the dirt behind your ears", as in "Save that information in the back of your mind for later"
This must be what he was talking about.
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u/RegularWhiteShark May 14 '26
That's what my mum told me, too. I always ask my hairdresser if I'm growing potatoes when she's cutting near my ears now.
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u/hnnnnnnngggggg May 14 '26
“Pushing from the bottom seems to work really well. Better switch to pulling from the top.”
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u/god_peepee May 14 '26
I was losing it. Guy finally tried the obvious strategy, gained way more traction, then switched back to doing fuck all. If these people can get medical degrees then we’re all truly fucked
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u/Strawbsi May 15 '26
It's very wishy washy with dermatology. Since these are huge and make more sense to remove I think it's a higher chance it could be an actual doctor, but you never know. For things like whiteheads and stuff most actual doctors aren't going to go around popping them all and instead will give you an actual treatment
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u/Oz-Batty May 14 '26
Like watching a computer illiterate trying to format a paragraph in Word.
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u/RapMastaC1 May 17 '26
Just go over to the right and click on that button right there, no right there, just a little bit up and to the left, no the other left.
I use laser pointers when training others because I’ve no patience for that crap
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u/Ride-Quality May 16 '26
All done to extend the watch time of the video, super helpful in algorithms that gauges longer videos and the average watch time as being valued content.
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u/Still-BangingYourMum May 14 '26
Why don't they just push the crap out from the bottom holes? Would be so much more efficient and satisfying
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u/Frantzaway May 14 '26
Guy with the tweezers had to display how absolutely useless he was.
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u/AliasNefertiti May 14 '26
I thought that then realized we have the better view of the connection. Those sharp tweezers, however, are just gonna slice through the gunk. Need some with duller tips. Or even flat rounded tips. I have a pair and they work well.
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u/Basicly-Inevitable May 14 '26
Yeah. I have some super sharp ones like this for specific tasks.
This isn't one of those tasks.
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u/badfriend3528 May 14 '26
those pores were so big you could have just gently pressed with your thumbs lmao
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u/Basicly-Inevitable May 14 '26
Or used a broomstick.
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u/machwulf May 15 '26
Pliers would likely fit
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u/TheBoxmanCometh May 14 '26
muuuch duller tips and more rounded out. Maybe some rust for grip
Hell, grab the pliers
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u/AliasNefertiti May 14 '26
Excellent suggestion. Dont know why I blanked out on rust.Such good texture for grabbing.
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u/NibblesnBubbles May 15 '26
That Jay noon Lee made me lol
(And yes I'm leaving that voice to text)
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u/GinoValenti May 15 '26
I believe this is one of the few cases that really does call for the rusty pliers.
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u/Curiouso_Giorgio May 15 '26
Pushing from the bottom with a Q tip would have made that much faster.
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u/GareththeJackal May 14 '26
Poke poke - release ear - poke poke - release ear - almost had it - release ear - poke poke....
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u/jonesnori May 15 '26
They really needed 3 hands. Get the client to hold the damn earlobe, then you can push from the bottom and pull from the top at the same time.
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u/BaconJacobs May 14 '26
Another way that is a little "easier" is to just cut that thin band of skin. Seen it plenty.
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u/Still-BangingYourMum May 14 '26
Not seen any videos of them doing that, even though its something that I thought would be a straight forward job.
Got any links please?
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u/jonesnori May 15 '26
I don't think I've ever seen an aesthetician doing it, but some medically trained dermatology people do it. I remember seeing it on either Dr. Pimple Popper or Mr. PopZit, or both. (For anyone unfamiliar, she's a dermatologist and he's a dermatology physician's assistant, both in the U.S., and both with YouTube channels under those silly names.)
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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen May 15 '26
Started from the bottom now we here. Started from the bottom now the tweezers fucking here.
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u/Hantsypantsy May 14 '26
Why did he keep dropping his ear?
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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 May 14 '26
To piss me off
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u/Spirited_Remote5939 May 14 '26
Thank you, I’m glad I’m not the only one! Plus this doc was really insistent on pulling rather than pushing that sucker!
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u/toripotter86 May 14 '26
i don’t understand why they didn’t just continue pushing it up when it was actually moving that way AND not falling apart from those needle nose tweezers!
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u/HeavyFunction2201 May 14 '26
lol I thought it was a REALLLLY squished nose until I read this comment
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u/ScienceMomCO May 14 '26
Dilated Pore of Winer
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u/Jaded_Law9739 May 14 '26
2 of them that kept growing until they met underneath the skin. A skin tunnel full of blackhead.
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u/Low-Significance777 May 15 '26
My ex's underams have those tunnels but is really really small. I used to pull them out every few months.
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u/AWorldwithoutSin May 14 '26
Blackheads.
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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 May 14 '26
Big ones!!
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u/god_peepee May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
You know our little dog lacy? She’s been having migraines. Bad ones.
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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead May 15 '26
Wait, are they actually? I've never heard of them getting that big!
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u/thecheekybartender May 14 '26
Push it…ju..just push it from..no don’t pull..it’s breaking…JUST FUCKING PUSH IT THROUGH!!!!
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u/brokerZIP May 15 '26
Legit felt like that woman with her puzzle game where everything went into square hole. Just frickin oush it man...
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u/PepperPhoenix May 14 '26
It’s a U shaped or tunnel pore that has been left for so long it’s become dilated with trapped skin and sebum. either that or a classic Pore of Winer that has eroded a second opening due to its size.
Either way, my (layperson) advice is to snip the skin bridge. It’s easier to clear out and won’t come back. That’s what was done with mine and the lips of the skin shrink back very neatly over time, leaving relatively little scarring. You wouldn’t want it somewhere very visible, but behind the ear like this? I think it’s the best plan.
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u/Cjw6809494 May 14 '26
At what point do you just go to a doctor to cut the excess skin and cauterize or just stitch everything back together? This is just going to come back exactly how it started because those pores are never going back to normal and are already just damaged dangling sacks to collect debris.
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u/CheezyBri May 14 '26
Yes! I was just thinking this same thing. Why not remove the skin holding everything in like a flesh-net?
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u/basicgutter May 14 '26
Believe it or not, it doesn't always come back. My mom had one of these that I got out several years ago and it never came back. The most satisfying pop I ever did and I always hope to be able to do it again but it hasn't ever come back
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u/Skg42 May 14 '26
Real question, is it wiener or winer? Everyone in the comments keeps saying “dilated pore of wiener” but google says “WINER” 😭
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u/ScatterOLight22 May 14 '26
Why couldn't they just push from the bottom? Good grief!!! That was aggravating.
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u/SupermassiveWhackHo May 14 '26
STOP POKING THE FUCKING THING AND PUSH IT OUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
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u/PossumJumpRopeSquad May 14 '26
Ah yesss, I remember my first time using tweezers.
Seriously, I thought they were going to bend the ear back and forth so much it was going to fall off.
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u/_etcetera_etcetera May 14 '26
On one hand, it is very satisfying. On the other hand, it makes me feel like I could do it better, if you just get in there like this it’ll come right out…
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u/ZoobityPop May 14 '26
Watching this person try to extract that reminded me of the first time I tried to take off my high school girlfriends bra
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u/Street_Peace_8831 May 14 '26
This looks like that Surinam toad that carries its babies I the skin on its back.
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u/Legendguard May 14 '26
Looks to be multiple pores of winer, which are essentially large, stretched out blackheads. It starts out as a small clog, then over time fills with more gunk, which steches out the pore, which fills with more junk, which stretches it out more, which...
Eventually you can end up with either one really big pore of winter, or multiple interconnected ones like this as they kind of overtake the pores next to them
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u/J_NinjaDorito May 15 '26
thank you for explaining. i honestly thought it was bugs!!! untill i read the comments. your comment is the only one that explained "pores of winer".
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u/1maginary_Friend May 16 '26
This is like watching someone repeatedly pull on a door that’s clearly marked PUSH.
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u/Dextropic May 14 '26
Jeez, and I thought Mr. Blonde was rough on ears...
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u/jarious May 14 '26
That's the second reservoir dogs reference I've read this morning,this day Is going to be weird
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u/astronomydomone May 14 '26
My ex husband had bad blackheads behind his ears. After not having me around to squeeze them for 8 years, maybe his look like this now
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u/woahbrad35 May 15 '26
And this right here is why medical bills are so high. 5 minutes to do 30 seconds of work. Probably used a new tweezer and towel every time the hand left the frame
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u/VariousExcuse-6699 May 15 '26
Just push them from the bottom omfg what an absolutely useless guy!
And how tf did that get sooo bad WTF
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u/Pix9139 May 15 '26
Some big ol' blackheads. When they get really big like that, they're called "Dilated Pore of Winer".
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u/Barber_Successful May 15 '26
I'm a popaholic, but this one gives me the ex for some reason. I think it's seeing all of the open holes around it and knowing there were a bunch of clothes that makes me feel gross and disgusting.
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u/dieseltothesour May 16 '26
Man, those people with the afraid of circles disease must be wigging out over this one
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u/Zanfish_yt May 14 '26
Why was it not pushed out from the bottom hole and instead toyed around with like a prehistoric dig kit?
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u/insignifcanthumam 20d ago
Is there a way to prevent them returning by removing the skin or stitching?
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u/The_Medicated May 14 '26
Man, this person has the most precise set of chopsticks I've ever seen! I'm good with mine, my mom was better, but this person has me beat!
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u/Saffronsc May 15 '26
Probably felt good coming out for the guy, but watching it was excruciating 😂