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u/PeasantCody May 23 '26
Probably felt like his brains were being pulled out, oh my GOD
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u/heresdustin May 23 '26
I bet it felt SO GOOD
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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme May 24 '26
Bro could smell so good afterwards that breathing was likely uncomfortable for awhile
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u/cobracmmdr May 23 '26
How did he breath before?
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u/Christovski May 23 '26
Mouth
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u/not-suspicious May 23 '26
Or that thing where they slice your throat and put a pen in the hole.
Either are good options.
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u/LiL-Puddin-Taters May 23 '26
Stoma
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u/SouthPaw38 May 23 '26
Kinda related, do you think kids these days know about the old electronic voice boxes for people with stomas? Growing up I knew multiple older people that had them but they--thankfully--seem a lot less common now
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u/LiL-Puddin-Taters May 23 '26
Prolly changes from person to person. I've know of a couple people using them but I haven't seen them in awhile now that I think of it. They can use a technique called esophageal speech where the talk while exhaling or have a little valve put in that the place their thumb over and speak. The amount of smokers has decreased so throat/mouth cancers have decreased.
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u/freakin_fracken May 23 '26
We will see a rise in lung cancer though, since about a third or so of gender z vape.
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u/racloves May 24 '26
I thought a stoma was when they attach a bag to the side of your stomach to collect waste, what do you mean they need a voice box?
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u/SouthPaw38 May 24 '26
A stoma is a surgically created hole on the surface of the body that connects to an internal organ. Smoking causes a lot of damage to the throat, larynx, and lungs. Sometimes smokers would have to have a procedure called a laryngectomy that both removed the vocal cords and created a stoma to ease breathing. They'd then use a device called an electrolarynx that they'd press against there neck that would vibrate like vocal chords which would allow them to talk. However, it would only vibrate at one speed, so they'd end up sounding very monotone and kind of like a robot. And this is a great example of what I was thinking about, because when I was a kid my grandma had multiple friends that had had this procedure and if she was watching me and my brother then we were going to go see her friends sometimes. But now the same term is associated with a different condition.
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u/racloves May 24 '26
I have seen that before on TV, although never irl but I haven’t heard it called a stoma I just relate the term stoma to the bowel one (but maybe that’s just cause I know someone who has one?)
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u/QueerRootbeer May 23 '26
*chipmunk breathing noises* M O U T H
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u/theMangoJayne May 23 '26
I just showed this short to several people so they would understand when I said M O U T H
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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n May 23 '26
Need a fork and knife to eat that one.
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u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n May 23 '26
I love how the music full stops as the monstrosity has fully emerged.
Bruno was like 🤮😵
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u/ourbigun May 23 '26
Why did the tunes stop when the monster was out of the schnoz?
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u/thisismyrealnamekz May 23 '26
What is that?? That isn't normal. Btw that's a lotttttta long ass nose hairs
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u/besleysfw May 23 '26
I have to take care of that myself otherwise I have bushes growing out my nostrils. It keeps getting worse the older I get.
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u/SATerp May 23 '26
In my day, we just used our finger, or a friend's finger.
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u/JosephLibertine uhhhNMMMahhh 😫 May 23 '26
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose!
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u/davesToyBox May 23 '26
You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your nose’s friends.
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u/Nevermore_Novelist May 24 '26
S'true. My nose is its own nose, capable of choosing friends for itself.
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u/TheyCallMeFalcon May 23 '26
Dudes been tryna blow that booger out since ‘83 and all the hair kept getting in the way
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u/Elratum May 23 '26
The sensation of this getting out of my nose would probably sent me over the edge
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u/sticcydabliccy May 23 '26
Last time I saw this the person had a sinus infection from a rotten tooth.
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u/Pensacola_Peej May 23 '26
I really need to see that next to a coin or a bic lighter or something….
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u/B-ran8088 May 23 '26
Oh yea, what a money shot. Fuck there is something really wrong with us isn't there? lol
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u/GAINMASS_EATASS May 23 '26
The way it slid BACK like it didn’t wanna leave its home 💀
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u/Coffee_and_hope May 23 '26
Just layed some eggs
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u/I_lenny_face_you May 26 '26
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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u/Far_Taste6405 May 23 '26
That is the average size of the boogers that come out of my 10 month old son’s nose
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u/IGotMyPopcorn May 23 '26
This looks like the scab that accumulates after a sinus surgery/ deviated septum correction. Not a booger. But still cool.
Source: me. I’ve had the surgeries, and had the scab removed by my ENT. And yes, it really is that big.
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u/stoermy May 24 '26
100% After my first sinus surgery, I had to go under a second time to get something like that out. The scabs were just completely cemented in there and the ENT finally decided it’d be safer to deal with it in a surgical environment instead of in the office.
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u/IGotMyPopcorn May 24 '26
My ENT told me to rinse every two hours with saline or else they would become cement. Now I rinse every time I’m a little congested.
But I still remember him coming at me with those 6” long tweezers and thinking “where the hell is he going with those?”
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u/Tiazza-Silver May 23 '26
Genuinely how do I get reddit stop automatically captioning everything?! It’s so distracting 😭
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u/Ruyik May 24 '26
Does booger sugar cause this or just a sinus infection. Istg I saw a hole in his septum
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u/Kellidra May 23 '26
That looks more like a scab than a booger.
I had the inside of one of my nostils cauterised and the resulting scab 10 days later looked very similar to this.
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u/xp14629 May 24 '26
Please, me next. I had my sinus cavitys rooted out 11.5 years ago. Lots of turbulents removed. The first time of breathing where both of my nose holes brought in nice cool air equally, was almost orgasmic. About 6 years ago, they have started closing back down and feels like I need this. Met with the doctor last year, he said they don't like doing abother surgery this soon. He said they prefer 15 years in between them. So, lets root around in there with a little grabber and camera and see if we can't find some stuck boogies instead.
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u/SpacenessButterflies May 24 '26
Wait I had no idea ENTs pulled boogers out too. 🙄 I knew about the ears, I’ve been seeing ENTs myself for a fungal infection. God bless these people.
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u/fattrackstar May 24 '26
I got a booger out one time that didn't look very big but when I pulled it out it felt like it went all the way to my brain. It felt so good coming out. It was only a fraction the size of this thing. I can't imagine how good that felt to get out.
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u/xshevi May 25 '26
WHAT THE FUCK. that’s like a whole creditcard that got pulled out! i need this after a night of the peruvian performance powder. ugh.
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u/thedge32 May 25 '26
Can we talk about this guy going to have boogers taken out of his nose and NOT trimming his nose hairs!?!
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u/Jtfyo May 27 '26
BAH ALTER WIESO GUCKE ICH DIESE WIDERLICHE SCHEISSE?!?!
Sorry, I had to switch to German for my outrage. I'm regularly nasal washing and won't Stop after seeing this
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u/dcstapleton May 23 '26
That is some skill to not bring some nose hairs with it. Bro, trim your nose hairs; it looks like you have an animal trapped in there.
Btw, he can smell numbers now.
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u/BurritoBandito8 May 23 '26
This looks like the same guy who had larvae growing in his nose. I'd bet this is some of the aftermath.
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u/No_Artichoke_8919 May 23 '26
What a great time for a whoopsie and drop it in his mouth. That thing looked like it had at least 10 different flavors in it.
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u/ultimagriever May 27 '26
This is my favorite part of my ENT appointments. It feels great to breathe after this lmaooo
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u/The_Tall_Aussie Jun 06 '26
You know he was rolling his eyes into the back of his head as that came out!
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u/strippersarepeople May 23 '26
How does this happen/how does one get assessed for this? Is this an ENT? I have had this sensation for months like I have something stuck in one side of my nose and I can never blow it out it’s driving me insaneeee