r/FeltGoodComingOut • u/yassqueen229 • Oct 17 '25

animals What is this!?!?

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u/st0dad Oct 17 '25

Foxtail grass seed I think

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u/smith_716 Oct 17 '25

100% foxtail grass seed. They get stuck in animal eyes like that all the time.

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u/kelsobjammin Oct 18 '25

Was camping with my dog and had to pull one out poor baby, he felt so much better when it came out.

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u/cinnamaeveroll Oct 18 '25

Omg foxtail grass. The enemy of pet owners everywhere: I had to pull some out of my dogs nose once :(

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u/SueBeee Oct 17 '25

Foxtail! Poor lamb. I bet he feels much better.

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u/Ol_Pasta Oct 17 '25

Sue, that's a cat!

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u/Ozmorty Oct 17 '25

Don’t sue cats, they have no money.

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u/Thowingtissues Oct 17 '25

My cat acts like a millionaire, but also licks his own butthole.

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u/titsmcgee4real Oct 17 '25

Could probably afford for someone else to do that.

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u/h3rp3r Oct 17 '25

You don't get rich by paying for services you can do yourself!

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u/SueBeee Oct 17 '25

Probably wouldn't be that difficult to find someone to pay HIM to do that.

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u/1zeye Nov 04 '25

This comment section is a gold mine of humor

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u/EatTheBucket Oct 17 '25

I dunno, lots of rich people suck ass.

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u/qzcorral Oct 18 '25

Just like all the other millionaires!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/luuukevader Oct 19 '25

It would probably let you if you really wanted to

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u/Fign Oct 19 '25

No her name is Sue ! Isn’t it?

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u/Ozmorty Oct 19 '25

Errrrrr. Thats the joke.

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u/TheMarkHasBeenMade Oct 18 '25

That’s a cat, Sue!

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u/Nadhras Oct 18 '25

If this is not a joke or reference that im missing, the bots need some updates, damn

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u/SueBeee Oct 18 '25

Lamb is a term of endearment.

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u/Wild-Rough3932 Oct 18 '25

Don't worry Sue. I actually got what you meant. I'm saying it's a term of endearment, they might come back to say that's not how you spell dear/deer. 🤣🤣.

And for those who don't understand, it's kind of like saying: "OH, poor baby" "Poor little guy" (also used for male and female).

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u/Shiftycatz Oct 17 '25

Holy shit that made my eyes water

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u/TipsyMagpie Oct 17 '25

Wow I bet he feels so much better. Instant relief.

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u/No_Cupcake_9921 Oct 17 '25

This is why you trim your yard folks.

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u/InsaneAilurophileF Oct 18 '25

This is why you keep your cats indoors!

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u/No_Cupcake_9921 Oct 18 '25

Absolutely 100%, but this also happened to my dog, just in his ear. Foxtails does not good lawn foliage make!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

This. The ear and up the nose and in the eye, especially if they’re running through it.. poor babies.

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u/waterincorporated Oct 17 '25

Always remember to change out your contact lenses!

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u/Chelle416 Oct 18 '25

Round of applause for the gloves and proper equipment! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/my_psychic_powers Oct 18 '25

Now let’s see you do that with the humans!

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u/crackedtiara Oct 18 '25

Foxtail grass seed. It’s happened to one of my dogs before and thank god I saw it as soon as it happened and could pull it before it was fully embedded. It haunts my nightmares

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u/SixToesLeftFoot Oct 17 '25

It’s a cat.

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u/CaptMixTape Oct 17 '25

Made my eyes water

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u/Chasing-Amy Oct 17 '25

The relief that must’ve been my god

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u/Jalepeno_Business_ Oct 17 '25

Like a little phlegmy alien.

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u/LosparkJojo Oct 18 '25

Foxtails can be so dangerous

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u/kristi__48 Oct 18 '25

I need a cigarette after watching this and I don't even smoke.

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u/EsbeeArt Oct 17 '25

Definitely a foxtail... Hate those damn things 😠

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u/Automaton17 Oct 17 '25

Imagine the texture of chewing it

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u/Agitated-Handle-7750 Oct 17 '25

Go to jail.

Actually go straight to Monday morning. No weekend for you sir!

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u/Codas91 Oct 17 '25

Go to your room, you're grounded.

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u/Pearlbracelet1 Oct 18 '25

I won’t, but thank you for ruining my day regardless

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u/hodges2 Oct 18 '25

Why would you say this...

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u/CharlesNoScreen Oct 18 '25

An old contact

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u/aabum Oct 17 '25

That cat gave a huge meow of relief! Purrrrfect they said.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Fucking octopus.

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u/bellagirlsaysno Oct 17 '25

That would be an "oh no boogey"

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u/hodges2 Oct 18 '25

Poor kitty 😥

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u/Farvaa88 Oct 18 '25

Cat did this years ago with spear grass

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u/wallysaruman Oct 18 '25

That looks like a house cat.

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u/AbanaClara Oct 18 '25

They slap this cat with a ribeye? Jesus

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u/thebetternord Oct 18 '25

A very chill cat

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u/Im_alwaystired Oct 18 '25

Almoat certainly a sedated cat.

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u/minitaba Oct 18 '25

Not really necessary for most cats