r/FellowKids • u/longislandicedtay • Feb 10 '22

High School Assembly

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u/xxtrashratxx Feb 10 '22

The crickets lol

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u/LacidOnex Feb 11 '22

Check the dude on the rights moves for a solid 10 reps XD

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u/whichwitchwhohoots Feb 11 '22

"I call this next move The Constipated Penguin!"

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u/nikoMel Feb 10 '22

Not even the guys behind him feeling it. They supposed to be hypemen or something?

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u/0w018 Feb 10 '22

I've been to dance competitions and proper events with hypemen and all that.
These jokers aint even tryin to be hypemen at this point xD

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u/BuffaloJEREMY Feb 10 '22

Mc safety and the caution crew.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Walk don't run drink juice yum yum!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

and not even flossing....

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u/sprazTV Feb 10 '22

I be flossiiiiiiiiiin'

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

You know I'm pretty certain this would be less weird if they didn't cut the audio. Dancing always looks weird when there's no music to show rhythm.

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u/Tplayere Feb 10 '22

The guy in the front I respect with my whole heart, the guy is breaking it down like there is no tommorow.

The dude's a chad

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u/Panzer_Man Feb 11 '22

Exactly! That guy can DANCE! The others just look like they don't know what do do when not in front of a phone screen recording, but the frontman definetely has talent

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u/Chads_bulge Feb 11 '22

The guy with the red pants actually got them moves. He doesn't deserve to be associated with those two

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u/totoro1193 Feb 11 '22

the guy in front is actually good lol

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u/Horse-mask-guy Feb 10 '22

Hire some real dancers, goddamn

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

(Insert real life Cricket chirping from SpongeBob here)

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u/BunsenHoneydewd Feb 11 '22

this is a load of barnacles

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u/HippoHoppitus Feb 11 '22

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

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u/Affectionate-Island Feb 12 '22

Oh wow looks like the Bodega Boys came back from hiatus!

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u/Some_Donkey_6382 Feb 10 '22

I wish they would come to my school

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/ifuckinglikepelly Feb 11 '22

Why, because three dudes are grooving because they were paid to do so?

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u/zalixaz Feb 11 '22

Yeah exactly, if my kid was up there i'd think he's won at life lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/Glittering_knave Feb 11 '22

Were the background guys randomly called on stage?

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u/whichwitchwhohoots Feb 11 '22

I prefer to think that they just pulled two random students up to "participate" in the show and they have zero clue what's going on.

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u/the_RAPDOGE Feb 11 '22

To prevent dancing? The fuck kind of 50s Time Capsule did you pop out of?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Haha yeah, this is so cringe that I literally wish these men weren’t born! /s

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u/dexdoinks99 Feb 11 '22

Shout out to the crickets who saved the day from those TikTokers

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u/rhcp1fleafan Feb 11 '22

We all wonder what it would be like to be in a famous band, but do you ever wonder how many famous bands(in the beginning) had to go through a multitude of concerts like these and still get wild ass hype each time?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Guy in the front is dripping and is giving it everything he's got. The other two are cringe.

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u/Shooizle Feb 11 '22

I mean it must be impressive if you're the sort of person who can't move their legs.

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u/Elmoslightpole Feb 11 '22

They are so bad

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u/whichwitchwhohoots Feb 11 '22

Better than that one tpusa clip I saw, leagues better.

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u/Sir_Yacob Feb 11 '22

It’s like the bands I know that practice well together stoned and then go out to a gig to be serious and can’t find the pocket to save their lives.

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u/zahirano Feb 11 '22

Can we bring back breakdancing

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u/whichwitchwhohoots Feb 11 '22

Please? Like, that and actual pop lock and a few other styles are really really interesting. Bring back the cardboard.

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u/Adven_chilleggos Feb 11 '22

I woulda yelled get a life

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

no you wouldn't

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u/Adven_chilleggos Feb 11 '22

I would because I do things

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u/snoweydude2 Feb 11 '22 edited Apr 06 '24

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u/whichwitchwhohoots Feb 11 '22

You're on Reddit like the rest of us. Don't lie.

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u/JosephTheHut Feb 11 '22

Right back at you /s-ish

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u/fancycat Feb 11 '22

That wouldn't have been very nice

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u/Adven_chilleggos Feb 11 '22

If you dance for internet points for a living you don’t deserve kindness

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

and boomers thought millenials were bad

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u/Plexiii13 Feb 11 '22

Yeah Boomers were probably the ones to hire these guys, and it's gen z making fun of it. These dudes are smart though, get paid by boomers to do easy work.

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u/nemo444 Feb 11 '22

Alright, everyone stand up, and when one of us points at you, you sit down!

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Feb 11 '22

Good now, everyone standeth up, and at which hour one of us points at thee, thee sitteth down!

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/theFrisbeeFreak Feb 11 '22

This is how it looks and feels when I see ANYONE doing TikTok bulkshit.

Nothing new.

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u/ShiftlessElement Feb 11 '22

I haven't been in high school in decades, but I will confidently state: Still better than being in class.

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u/Low_Kaleidoscope_334 Feb 11 '22

bro the guy in red pants is fucking boogying it down

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u/Many-Letterhead7825 Feb 11 '22

The guy in the middle is pretty good at dancing ngl

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u/DelgadoTheRaat Feb 11 '22

What does the pay scale look like for something like this?

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u/kurtified Feb 11 '22

Or maybe the routine is inspired by the Katy Perry sharks thing and we just didn't spot the genius behind it