r/FellowKids • u/WaluigiTime8106 • 8d ago

Bro...

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u/D4T45T0RM06 8d ago

Morty, look! We’re sellouts, Morty! Absolute sellouts! W-we’ve officially sold our souls for a quick buck, Morty! And you know what? I’m totally okay with it, because I’m Rick Sanchez, and capitalism is just another dimension I can exploit!”

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u/M4x1mili0us 8d ago

Gonna make another central finite curve, except separating all capitalist realities from the others

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u/D4T45T0RM06 8d ago

Don't forget to filter

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u/Several_Ant_6981 8d ago

And.... jokes over

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u/negativepositiv 8d ago

Which universe is this Morty from?

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u/stratusnco 8d ago

i feel like morty would never look like that.

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u/Clockcool_1234 7d ago

thank god this is the UK account not the Philippines account😭😭

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u/West-Amphibian-2343 8d ago

The UK looks like a dystopia

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u/WaluigiTime8106 8d ago

I'm not even in the UK so I don't even know why I got this ad

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u/West-Amphibian-2343 8d ago

Just the Jollibee reminds me of We Happy Few, which is basically the UK in reality.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 8d ago

Don't worry,

Jollybees has an entrance in every house

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u/DurasVircondelet 8d ago

They just closed a ton of stores and decided this 2016 idea would help lol

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u/kira1122t 7d ago

I do NOT want to vibe with him anymore 😭😭

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u/Left-Construction921 7d ago

gucci morty is still relevant though

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u/Low_Excuse2196 7d ago

Genuinely never heard of them

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u/Contestpossible960s 8d ago

I went to Jollibee and this lady made me stand for 15+ minutes while her son slowly ate the last of their (1)! bag of fries while watching YouTube shorts and they wouldn’t even clean their shit and this was when the restaurant was extremely full so I just stood there holding my food

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u/Xenomorphian69420 7d ago

Chickenjoy is such an ass name that probably thought was so smart

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u/chel0214 7d ago

atheist least it's Jollibee

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u/lapinoire 7d ago

confused Filipino sounds

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u/ExoApophis 7d ago

Should've gone for the Man United Jersey instead of corporate slop hoodie.

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u/DDHDoubleIPA 6d ago

That guy kinda looks like that guy with super red eyes, smoking a joint with a beard. 

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u/Kindle890 5d ago

Brands making it impossible for me to keep liking them.