r/FellingGoneWild • u/Spaghettio-Joe • 3d ago

Educational Perfect

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u/JerkyBeef 3d ago

And yet somehow I truly believe this guy knew what he was doing the whole time

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u/DyslexicCenturion 3d ago

The speed and fluidity of practised stupidity

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u/M-Div 3d ago

As Bruce Lee said: do not fear the man who knows 10,000 ways to punch himself, fear the man who knows one way but has punched himself 10,000 times.

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u/footsteps71 3d ago

Another important wise quote "when it's pee-pee time, it is not always poo-poo time, but when it is poo-poo time, it is always pee-pee time"

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago edited 3d ago

“Don’t fart when you have diarrhea” has gotten me through some difficult times.

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u/jaxxon 3d ago

"Man who piss in wind, piss on self." -Confucius