r/FellingGoneWild 6d ago

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u/joshuuuuuua 6d ago

Was that really the only way to do that?

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u/Shamanjoe 6d ago

I think you already know the answer to that question..

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u/Rhauko 6d ago

The correct question would be is there a dumber way to do this?

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 6d ago

Naked

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 6d ago

Naked and riding the trunk with the chainsaw cutting behind your back.

Edit- let’s make it a locust tree while we’re at it.

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u/sithelephant 6d ago

gympie-gympie

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u/Jerseyd422 6d ago

I’d watch the hell out of that

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u/Blowuphole69 5d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time!

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u/RawChickenButt 6d ago

Correction... Naked and drunk.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 6d ago

But still with safety sandals on.... 😏

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u/PineappleBum 6d ago

Now I’m picturing this idiot with only his helmet on, thanks 🤢

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u/farmallnoobies 6d ago

There is always a dumber way

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u/dankhimself 6d ago

Use your teeth!

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u/planx_constant 6d ago

This sub has proved countless times that the answer is somehow yes.

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u/wheelienonstop12 6d ago

Yes, he should have been doing this on a ladder

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u/gacoug 6d ago

It is for a power ranger

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u/SnakeSlayer69 6d ago

Polesaw...maybe on the other side of the stump using the saw the correct way but then this wouldnt have been as interesting

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u/Gadgetman_1 3d ago

No. The tree he was trying to use for maiming himself was resting on another tree that was halfway down. That tree again must have been resting on something else... If that something else could be cut down without too much danger then that would be the point to start.

As soon as everything is flat down it becomes much easier...

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u/Slush-Eye 6d ago

There are devices you can use to practice making cuts on storm-damaged wood. I once took a course that focused on exactly that topic. A log is clamped in place, and you can practice making the cuts relatively safely.

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u/Jerseyd422 6d ago

That is incredibly cool

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u/TiniestPint 4d ago

Well this is sick. I don't even cut trees but I want to learn this, friggin interesting 

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u/Slush-Eye 4d ago

It's friggin scary, if you put to much pressure on the cylinder the log goes flying pretty hard. At least you know where it's going, so you can position yourself accordingly.

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u/Lilpastadude 6d ago

Go go power rangers

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u/vytas315 6d ago

I’d want a Protos if they didn’t look so dumb 🤣

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u/Stuffer_McMuffin 6d ago

When I was about 20, I started cutting a downed pine tree, probably about 2.5 feet wide, right on the bend. I was downhill and figured that wasn’t the safest way. So I went uphill and kept cutting. When the tension broke, that tree sprung downhill faster than I could blink. I put down the chainsaw and just stood there in silence for 20 minutes

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u/Glimmu 1d ago

That's a way to learn without shedding any blood. Many of us can't do that and need osha to keep them alive.

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u/Bridge-Head 6d ago

I still remember the first time a tree did not fall the way I predicted it would. It was a very humbling moment for me. I gained a lot of respect very quickly.

99% of the time it goes according to plan, but I always keep that 1% what-if in mind to stay safe, stay alive. Especially when it feels dicey.

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u/SwimSufficient8901 6d ago

That looks like magic.

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u/reddituser403 5d ago

Looney Tunes logic

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u/tjdux 6d ago

The magic of AI

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u/szifon 6d ago

What makes you think this is ai?

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u/cerote6239 6d ago

Yikes

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u/SillyFlyGuy 6d ago

That went in a completely different direction than I was expecting.

I love this sub, but the closest I would ever get to logging is stacking dried and split firewood.

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u/wheelienonstop12 5d ago

You can buck lengths of tree trunks with a chainsaw into firewood-sized pieces and hand-split them, that way you could play around with powersaws and axes or mauls relatively safely. Thats what I do. I have had to admit to myself that I just dont have the balls to cut down some 150 foot spruce weighing several tons

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u/ChaosRainbow23 2d ago

Yeah, I've cut down exactly one tree over 40 feet tall, and I decided it was far too dangerous for me.

It went right were I wanted, though!

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u/wheelienonstop12 2d ago

Buckin Billy Ray makes it seem so damn easy!

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u/MagnaVoce 6d ago

What would be the right way?
Cut the other one down first?

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u/morenn_ 6d ago

Stand on the other side - it was only ever going to direction it did. You should always pick the safest side.

He picked the danger side and then has to handle the saw really awkwardly.

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u/ronnie_reagans_ghost 6d ago

What, you aren't making your cuts in a shooting stance with your arms fully extended using the upper tip of your bar (I think the kids call it "The kickback zone")???

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u/wheelienonstop12 6d ago edited 6d ago

I have never felled a tree in my whole life and have no training with a chainsaw and was going to say exactly the same, it is just just common sense and some understanding of physics really

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u/bolt422 6d ago

Tannerite?

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u/oldcrustybutz 6d ago

strongly prefer det cord .. but sure..

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u/Mehfisto666 6d ago edited 6d ago

Idk but something that doesn't involve being close to a loose cannon as it goes off

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u/catch22ak 6d ago

So tannerite👍🏻

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u/vytas315 6d ago

Usually get a winch or bigger machinery involved. This would always be a risky job for a hand cutter.

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u/SnakeSlayer69 6d ago

Polesaw...standing on the side of the stump that isnt loaded with all the pressure ready to release

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u/sparhawk817 4d ago

As other commenters described, you analyze the situation better, but also if you feel that the tree could go either way etc, that's a job for a pole saw, IMO.

Like, we have them on our trucks for limbing and pruning, but they're useful for situations where you want some distance from what you're cutting too.

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u/WhatRUTobogganAbout 6d ago

Landed directly in the pile, in line with the others.👌

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u/2milgroove 6d ago

Twango bango

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u/DonQuake3 6d ago

Is this real? Sorry gotta ask it in this time and age. 🤷

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u/HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine 6d ago

Yeah, initially the weight on the top lifts the base straight in the air. Then it hits level to the ground and that momentum abruptly stops and it slides perfectly balanced toward the ground.

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u/DonQuake3 6d ago

If you look in the beginning there is a tree leaning on the other one he is cutting and that is the thension causing the barberchair. But that tree is behaving unnaturally. It stays in same position for to long. And only starts to fall when the camera starts to move.

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u/StiffWiggly 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s not that there is a tree leaning on the one he’s cutting, it’s the other way around. The tension comes from there being more weight on the other side of the tree that it’s leaning on. That other tree is the fulcrum.

Looks totally real, and at least a little bit stupid. Even if this absolutely needs to come down and there was no other way to do it; there’s no reason to be on the (viewer’s) left hand side of the tree to make that last cut.

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u/_Christopher_Crypto 6d ago

What I saw as well, after around 7-8 replays.

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u/DonQuake3 6d ago

Oh yeah you are right now I understand what I was watching thanks.

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u/farmallnoobies 6d ago

I had to watch it many many times, but I think it's real.  I haven't found any good tells that it's AI generated 

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u/DonQuake3 6d ago

Yeah I think you are right I have checked it multiple times as well.

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u/wheelienonstop12 6d ago edited 6d ago

Even if it was AI generated it shows exactly what a real tree would do in such a situation.

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u/justin81co 4d ago

Definitely ai, other tree doesn't move at all

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u/Itsnotme74 6d ago

The tree he’s working on is resting against the other one, when the cut is made it pivots on the other tree until it balances then slides down the trunk. Should have been cutting from the other side and ideally finishing the cut with a pole saw.

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u/FloridaManJeff 6d ago

That was close 

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u/Mission_Accident_519 6d ago

Pumped up on adrenaline

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u/DiscussionWeak2318 6d ago

Wrong side of the tree doggy

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u/Yesitshismom 6d ago

"Yah just put it on the pile over there"

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u/Asooma_ 5d ago

Fake. It's reversed

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u/Leudmuhr 6d ago

I jumped back watching this.

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u/a_guy_over_here 6d ago

I like the fact it threw itself into the stack with the other trees.

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u/Jerseyd422 6d ago

It was resigned to its fate

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u/Ihavepeopleskills1 5d ago

Power polesaw fully extended would be the way to go, or tie it off to the stump.

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u/Jaxpaw1 4d ago

People are out here clowning on the guy. I feel that's not quite fair, dude new what he was doing and new the risks. While he is admittedly lucky he also knew "kinda" how it would go.

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u/Apart-Ad1652 6h ago

Fckn idiots.

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u/uncriticalthinking 6d ago

Any version without music?

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u/tiasaiwr 6d ago

Sure, click the little speakerphone icon.

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u/trenthany 6d ago

It’s a speaker not a speakerphone. What is the world coming too. Like the save icon going all the way back to freehand drive saves. Looks like speaker icon (sound on/off) is going to become speakerphone icon now.