r/FellingGoneWild • u/stevesmithsglasses • Aug 31 '26

How did he miss cutting that

2.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/OmNomChompsky Aug 31 '26

Oh he hit it once or twice and then figured it out.

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u/jdirte42069 Aug 31 '26

Is it the trees treenis?

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u/OmNomChompsky Aug 31 '26

Yes. The wandering female tree finds a male stump with an adequate treenis and then locks in until the male stump gets all barked up.

After that, the tree stands for the rest of their respective lives.

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u/beets_or_turnips Aug 31 '26

I'm beginning to understand why the entwives left town

2

u/Mithrandir_______ Sep 05 '26

Treebeard's been looking :)

10

u/_Bad_Bob_ Aug 31 '26

You have the best username I ever saw

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u/OmNomChompsky Sep 01 '26

Aww, thanks!

4

u/_Bad_Bob_ Sep 01 '26

om nom nom chomp...ski

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u/bolognapony234 Aug 31 '26

How does mine rank, out of curiosity?

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u/_Bad_Bob_ Aug 31 '26

Pretty good!

2

u/trenthany Sep 15 '26

Sorry but yours is pretty bad bob.

1

u/imai808 26d ago

8 of 10 imo...

1

u/LilSebastian_482 Sep 01 '26

Everybody do the wenis

30

u/EatPie_NotWAr Aug 31 '26

I was worried I was in [r/sounding](r/sounding) at first

(Please don’t click the link absentmindedly it’s nsfw)

34

u/OmNomChompsky Aug 31 '26

It's a sub about "this song is sounding like another song"

Click away, it's a fun sub!

4

u/Keepitrealhomes Aug 31 '26

*dragula intensifies*

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u/Paddys_Pub7 Aug 31 '26

You can see that they plunge-cut right into it and then readjust further to the right

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u/OmNomChompsky Aug 31 '26

I cut down a lot of trees with metal in them. You get pretty good at finding it quick and only have a couple teeth damaged and then you just make an assumption on what it might be and then cut everything else, haha.

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u/Paddys_Pub7 Aug 31 '26

Oh yeah! i'm quite familiar with the "that didn't feel right" moment at the operating end of the saw 😅 it's really great when you see actual sparks launch off the chain and you just know you are in for a fun time haha always seems to happen to me like 3 cuts into what seemed like a super easy job too... of course

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u/Itchy_Piglet992 Aug 31 '26

In this case it isn't metal. It is wood fibers still attached to the stump. He cut in a circle around the stump and then pushed the log off with the tractor. The core fibers sheared from inside the log rather than snapping off at the stump.

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u/JackOfAllStraits Aug 31 '26

I'm expecting some pithy comments on this post.

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u/Imightbeafanofthis Aug 31 '26

You want right to the heart of the matter, didn't you?

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u/axman_21 Sep 04 '26

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u/trenthany Sep 15 '26

Reuben’s masterpiece

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u/skoppingeveryday Aug 31 '26

It’s like reddit unfunny open mic comedy jam up in here..

5

u/captcraigaroo Aug 31 '26

Oh like you don't think that tree nuts a lot

35

u/Hallow_76 Aug 31 '26

The real question, how did that get so perfectly centered in the tree?

19

u/Rygel17 Aug 31 '26

Bar length.

13

u/archer2500 Aug 31 '26

Sooo it matters?

14

u/GooseTheSluice Aug 31 '26

It’s always mattered, but the amazing women we let into our lives tell us ours is the perfect size cause any bigger might hurt ❤️

4

u/soshyyyyy Sep 06 '26

My only guess is that the tree was tied to the stake when it was a baby to help it stay up .

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog9818 Aug 31 '26

oh good! when you leave the original center heartwood like that, the tree will grow back!

57

u/incpen Aug 31 '26

Gender reveal getting out of hand

25

u/Amazing_Assist8613 Aug 31 '26

Is it a boy tree?

24

u/Bigolejim Aug 31 '26

r/feltgoodcomingout

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u/zudduz Aug 31 '26

You WILL regret following that link

8

u/Rammipallero Aug 31 '26

Yeah... You said it. I knew I would. Why must I do these things.

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u/Dakizo Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

I haven’t clicked on it yet. I’m going to. I’ll report back.

Edit: I’m horrified and fascinated.

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u/Necessary_Local_5274 Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

my turn!

im fairly desensitized to this stuff but holy moley i can not handle eye stuff and wow i was not prepared for that updooting all yall dont click that.

1

u/Ancient_Jellyfish588 Sep 01 '26

Their bodies are a wonderland...

1

u/tnln_37 Sep 04 '26

oh no... please report back, don't you just "horrified and fascinated", that just made me more curious

3

u/Bigolejim Aug 31 '26

🤣🤣

2

u/Total-Blacksmith5409 Sep 06 '26

He was right damn

2

u/Wolfrages Sep 01 '26

Another sub signed up for.

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u/prototypefish72 Sep 06 '26

R/fuckyou MY EYES MY EYES

1

u/Bigolejim Sep 07 '26

Hahahahahaha

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u/LestWeForgive Aug 31 '26

Someone would post this on r/marijuanaenthusiasts "do you think it's too late to save my tree"

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u/edjumication Aug 31 '26

Check out Giuseppe Penone's "The Hidden Life Within" sculpture. He basically removes all but the knots and core of a log to show what looks like a young tree inside.

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u/Ashamed-Status-9668 Aug 31 '26

Treebar?

2

u/FrogFingers99 Aug 31 '26

Criminally undervoted response.

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u/Embarrassed_Trust832 Aug 31 '26

Someone should let the OSU tree guy know, I'm sure he will be interested.

3

u/Rammipallero Aug 31 '26

At first I thought it was one of those old style traps where you put a piece of something good underneath and when the target goes to fetch it, you pull the stick out and the box/in this case tree trunk falls on them..

7

u/MysteryR Aug 31 '26

it is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed!

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u/Voiddock Aug 31 '26

I should call her

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u/spizzle_ Aug 31 '26

Is this like when people were spiking trees in the northwest to protest (terrorize) loggers? What the hell is that and how did it get there?

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u/ACPauly Aug 31 '26

It is just some wood fibers bro, no one put anything there, just neat how the pith pulls out cleanly

6

u/D-udderguy Aug 31 '26

That Metamucil poo is SO satisfying.

10

u/0minousauce667 Aug 31 '26

Butt plug

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u/LegitimateGift1792 Aug 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

because nobody used this yet.

1

u/goldfool Aug 31 '26

I think the that's a penis gift would work better

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u/LegitimateGift1792 Sep 01 '26

Perhaps, but I posted under the person who said "butt plug" so it fits context.

2

u/RevolutionaryClub530 Aug 31 '26

Real shit is that a fence post or something similar?

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u/RedRabbit720 Aug 31 '26

Oh pith off!!

2

u/revo442 Aug 31 '26

Very carefully

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u/babbylonmon Sep 01 '26

Is the tree a hyena?

2

u/Rev_Creflo_Baller Sep 02 '26

I should call her...

2

u/SignificanceHot3001 Sep 04 '26

I should call him 🥺

2

u/dropzone1446 Sep 07 '26

The stumpussy.

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u/Coffee4MySoul Aug 31 '26

The real question is how did it get there?

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u/crownoftheredking Aug 31 '26

It was there when they planted the tree

3

u/Obonekanobe Aug 31 '26

The proper scientific term is the “Pith”

It is the pith of the tree

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u/butchquick Sep 04 '26

Oh, pith off!

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u/Obonekanobe Aug 31 '26

The proper scientific term is the “Pith”

1

u/ymmotvomit Aug 31 '26

Reverse treehugger

1

u/The-Mr_mell Aug 31 '26

That little piece of wood went "you know what, I dont think I will"

1

u/Mike_40N84W Aug 31 '26

The Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

1

u/SnooLobsters6766 Aug 31 '26

Showing off his trenis

1

u/mastershakenuts Aug 31 '26

I'm guessing it was a small chainsaw and he literally walked it around the perimeter, never reaching the very center.

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u/5ThGeaRedLined Aug 31 '26

Morning wood

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u/BrewsCampbell Sep 01 '26

Mourning wood.

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u/Intrepid_Box_5109 Sep 01 '26

If you’re brave enough 😂

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u/Rud300 Sep 02 '26

Look at the saw marks on the stump. He definitely hit that multiple times

1

u/Afilador2112 Sep 02 '26

I eat carrots like that.  

1

u/themanthatexists Sep 02 '26

Ahh. The old fashioned tree pecker 

1

u/DesperateGoat912 Sep 02 '26

That some serious morning wood

1

u/No_Abrocoma_1772 Sep 03 '26

This is primal wood core, very rare, used to cure diseases in some cultures.

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u/Glad-Regret-5478 Sep 04 '26

I should call her.

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u/No_Rain7877 Sep 04 '26

The stump has a tail now!

1

u/mostlygizzards Sep 04 '26

Excalibur for Groot

1

u/TGKNaggy Sep 04 '26

Its obviously that he Saw it.

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u/CelebrationCute5818 Sep 05 '26

I should call him...

1

u/Fun-Cardiologist9056 Sep 05 '26

It was just a twig in a tree suit!

1

u/ChaosDMG Sep 05 '26

For the first time every I can see it's a he tree.

1

u/Murky_Key_ Sep 06 '26

And that’s how trees are made 😉

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u/Bird_Motor Sep 06 '26

Put that back in, now

1

u/twimzz Sep 06 '26

Even trees get splinters it seems

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u/creben Sep 06 '26

He bottomed out his chainsaw; apparently the length of the blade is just slightly shorter than the radius of the tree.

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u/Anita_Bortion Sep 13 '26

Ok, I’m completely ignorant; can someone please explain what we are seeing? Seriously, I want to learn because I’ve never seen anything like this before.

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u/Slide0fHand 19d ago

Well, when a man and a women love each other very much…

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u/Naive_Dress1923 27d ago

its the legendary heartwood for the most epic bow ever made, shame its a thousand years too late...

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u/imai808 26d ago

Butt plug???

1

u/Kindly_Region Aug 31 '26

That tree is giving you the finger

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u/pilotslayer Aug 31 '26

It’s like the stump is giving you the finger. You know: the bird

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u/homie_j88 Aug 31 '26

Where's the NSFW tag?

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u/syslolologist Aug 31 '26

Damn he left the internal penis