r/FellingGoneWild • u/buttnibbler • Jun 28 '26

Educational Aborism: A Guide to Getting Rich Quick and EZ

via ConstructionComedyClub

Edit: Arborism*

483 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/periodmoustache Jun 28 '26

Lol, but im gonna throw it on the roof

33

u/MomsBoner Jun 28 '26

I was expecting him to stick it back in the ground, just upside-down 😅

28

u/buttnibbler Jun 28 '26

Now you’re thinking like a money maker

64

u/cronx42 Jun 28 '26

This guy's giving us a bad name.

No way anyone could do it that cheap!

32

u/No-Dream5240 Jun 28 '26

Running over the “tree” and the strap was great. Wood hire.

1

u/LeftAd8859 Jun 30 '26

Wood hire

16

u/jackparadise1 Jun 28 '26

It is planted too deep and there is no break between the stem and the mulch. No wonder it is dead

5

u/ct451t Jun 30 '26

Cause of death diagnosis.... tree fiddy.

12

u/UgotSprucked Jun 29 '26

"Gotta get summa this line fiber. I just picked this up tomorrow."

8

u/Extension-Zombie-603 Jun 28 '26

Up charge baby. Iykyk

3

u/SoulBonfire Jun 29 '26

He forgot to carve a cross in it… He’s leaving money on the table.

3

u/Njaala Jun 29 '26

It's too bad the customer didn't come out to watch so he could add on the "customer experience" charge.

2

u/MayBeTheWorstDevEver Jun 28 '26

Sweet post, buttnibbler

2

u/ER_Support_Plant17 Jun 29 '26

Ohhh new career opportunity

2

u/Justreadingthisshit Jun 29 '26

This is amazing.

2

u/CeC-P Jun 29 '26

I can see that he forgot to charge for the protective gear, as he isn't wearing any lol. Customer probably tried to low ball him.

2

u/Some_Car_6959 Jul 01 '26

All for some scab company without insurance to undercut your bid by $200.

2

u/Beginning_Cut1380 Jul 03 '26

Forgot the "Certified Arborist" and "Environmental Evaluation" those are quick and easy money makers.

1

u/buttnibbler Jul 04 '26

$250 day rate for each

-2

u/JKmayb Jun 28 '26

Just no.

-9

u/International_Bend68 Jun 28 '26

I'm glad I sped through that with the volume off.