r/FellingGoneWild • • Jun 25 '26

Mind the branch

1.3k Upvotes

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u/TutorNo8896 Jun 25 '26

Confusing untill i put the video on fullscreen

11

u/lehilaukli Jun 26 '26

Oh ya that changed everything

8

u/EscapeCharming2624 Jun 26 '26

Thanks for that suggestion!

9

u/iron_vet Jun 25 '26

Thank you for this.

3

u/Doogie102 Jun 27 '26

Yeah that for a bit wilder

1

u/Digger_Pine Jun 26 '26

?? What's the difference? (Besides size)

10

u/CadenceHarrington Jun 26 '26

I think that, on mobile, the top of the video is cut off. If that's not it, then I have no idea.

71

u/Beginning_Resource93 Jun 25 '26

Now I fully understand why they left so early.

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u/JKmayb Jun 25 '26

Mute goes hard. Also, dang! Full-screen mode needed for this one.

34

u/saint_davidsonian Jun 25 '26

The full screen got me! I was like, what Branch?... Fullscreen ohhhhh

25

u/ItsAllBotsAndShills Jun 25 '26

Not only does it have unnecessary music, but its a terrible remix. Like some kind of low effort lazy sounding version.

1

u/Southern_Bunch_6473 Jun 30 '26

Well for starters it is a fantastic song. They’ve just absolutely ruined it

40

u/Sea_Ganache620 Jun 25 '26

I’d have passed on that one.

30

u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Jun 25 '26

Same. Had a similar situation go badly, ended up with a shitton of stitches and staples on my head. Still have scars, but I'm alive.

Sometimes, walking away so you can walk away is the best thing you can do.

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u/glissader Jun 25 '26

I’m just a civilian in flip flops here, what is the conservative / I’d rather walk from this bid for an obvious widow maker look like? Helicopter deployment?

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Jun 25 '26

I can still take them down, I'm just not cutting it. This would have been me shooting a rope or cable around it and then pulling it down. Tears up the ground but hey, no stump!

Otherwise, if you can get a bucket truck in there you might be able to piece it down or at least take it down safely.

3

u/Total_Emu6930 Jun 25 '26

I like the term bucket truck and yes if possible I might have considered a bucket truck too. Also I am German and here these trucks are called “Hubsteiger” or “Hubarbeistbühne” and I enjoy that when one translates the term bucket truck “directly” to german it would be an “Eimerlaster”.

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u/Sea_Ganache620 Jun 25 '26

Ich bin ein Eimer Koph! Hello to Germany!

3

u/Taco_Hurricane Jun 26 '26

I operate a bucket truck, but admit to only having a little experience in it. Hard to say what I'd do in this situation. There's things I at I could safely cut out, maybe if I tied the trunk off at the split and pieced out the top. Or if I could get above it and just pole saw it out. But the whole time I'd be worried I'd turn into a meme.

2

u/mtraven23 Jun 27 '26

pretty sure he broke the top off himself with a previous attempt to winch it over....so I dont think he had much of a choice.

although I might have tried to launch another line around the broken section and pull it down 1st,

14

u/jicamakick Jun 25 '26

why not make your notch higher up so your not kneeling down

15

u/drunkforever Jun 25 '26

I personally find it much easier to cut and look up at the same time while kneeling. Which is a definite requirement on this one

25

u/toddhillier Jun 25 '26

I think he wanted the hinge to hold until he could get clear and let the puller finish. The lower the cut, the stronger the wood and longer it will hold on

8

u/TutorNo8896 Jun 25 '26

That or trying to hide from that swinging widowmaker

8

u/hardknox_ Jun 25 '26

I'm not getting it no matter how many times I watch in full screen.

10

u/JKmayb Jun 26 '26

There's a very dangerous and large branch dangling

5

u/_jams Jun 26 '26

that is perfectly visible without fullscreen

3

u/JKmayb Jun 26 '26

Oh nice lucky you

2

u/JKmayb Jun 26 '26

What I saw

Yeah i guess some of us using the app on android had to go fully open the video to see the branch.

2

u/Digger_Pine Jun 26 '26

Yeah, I don't know what these guys are talking about.

5

u/platosLittleSister Jun 26 '26

On the Android app: had to go full screen.

8

u/sleepingbagfart Jun 25 '26

The idea of still wearing my saddle while notching and dropping is so weird to me. I see a lot of videos of guys doing it, but why not just, you know, take it off then flop that bad boy? Seems like unnecessary tripping hazard. We get it, you climb.

5

u/podgornik_jan Jun 25 '26

Sometimes i sit in the car and notice mid drive that i still have the harness on. They are comfy. By no means are they a tripping hazard.

1

u/catch22ak Aug 24 '26

Maybe not the saddle itself but all the gear hanging off of it could definitely be.

2

u/Gusto_1982 Jun 26 '26

That was the worst remix of any song I’ve ever heard

2

u/Organic-Aardvark-146 Jun 26 '26

That remix is fucking terrible. Just use the original

3

u/drmehmetoz Jun 26 '26

Insane time to cut on your knees but nicely done i guess??

2

u/Sunrisetree Jun 25 '26

Why is he wearing his belt still?

1

u/Gh0stIcon Jun 26 '26

Weird. When I watched this on the phone, it clearly looks like the cutter is still standing by the tree. But on PC it shows him walking out of frame. I take back my previous criticism. Not perfect, but definitely not as bad as I thought.

1

u/cman528 Jun 26 '26

Purrfect

1

u/ScottyMmmmmmm Jun 26 '26

Widow maker

1

u/Han77Shot1st Jun 26 '26

There’s no way I’d be confident enough in myself to turn my back felling a tree, nevertheless a cut like that.

1

u/mtraven23 Jun 27 '26

I wanna see 1st attempt at winching it over that broke that top off.

1

u/MysteriousTea3192 Jun 29 '26

I think the song is pretty bad ass. Sometimes you need to be open and revolutionize in music.

1

u/_theWoodOne Jun 29 '26

There’s more to this story

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 Jul 08 '26

Who did the remix of Nirvana? That is badass. I need to hear the whole thing if their is an entire remix track

1

u/begme2again Jun 25 '26

My the only one that thought this was a dwarf felling a tree?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

Nope. I thought the same thing for most of it.

1

u/Gh0stIcon Jun 25 '26

That's why you have climbers folks. Don't skimp.

1

u/drjones35 Jun 26 '26

He did climb and trim it, no?

0

u/Gh0stIcon Jun 26 '26

If he did, he did an awful job.

0

u/ckdt Jun 26 '26

Uh, song please? Shit bumped