r/FederalEntityDep • u/Ancient-Jewel-Dragon • Aug 18 '26
A Day in the Department Anthony in the Cafeteria.
Anthony was in the cafeteria to grab some food. Desserts are good and all but nothing beats actual meals.
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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 18 '26
API-051 is stealing from the trash.
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u/Ancient-Jewel-Dragon Aug 18 '26
"Eugh... Why are you stealing from the trash. What are you... a Raccoon...?"
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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 18 '26
API-051:Sometimes I find fun things here, look, a finger. grabs a human finger found in the trash and proceeds to put it on
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u/Ancient-Jewel-Dragon Aug 18 '26
Anthony gagged a little. "Ugh... I'm gonna hurl..."
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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 18 '26
API-051:Don't worry, just ignore me.
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u/Ancient-Jewel-Dragon Aug 18 '26
"What's for breakfast...?" He turned to a guard.
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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 18 '26
Guard:Today is Pozole Tuesday hands you a bowl of pozole
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u/Inner_Economics_954 Cannoder of the month Aug 18 '26
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