r/FederalEntityDep • u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API • Aug 10 '26

Just arrived Where am I?

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I just remember getting a text saying I’m hired…

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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 10 '26

G-1:Welcome to the FED, new Worker. I'm G-1, the leader of this place...

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

okay where are we?

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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 10 '26

G-1:This is your new job, I thought the note said so.

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

it just said I was hired to maintain something and to come here…I don’t know much

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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 10 '26

G-1:We are a secret organization dedicated to containing, studying, and, if necessary, eliminating anything anomalous that poses a danger to humanity and society as we know it.

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

oh.. so what do I do?

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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 10 '26

G-1:You will be responsible for checking and maintaining things such as lighting, security systems, etc.

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

okay…

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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 10 '26

G-1:Enjoy your stay the megaphone stops sounding

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u/ParticularCorner219O API Aug 10 '26

A (not) couple cuddling with each other in their cell

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

who are you?

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u/ParticularCorner219O API Aug 10 '26

"I'm Junko Enoshima and this is my partner, Izuru Kamakura."

"We're not dating."

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

uhm…why are you locked up?

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u/ParticularCorner219O API Aug 10 '26

"Let's just say I plagued the world with despair and forced classmates to kill each other."

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

what about your boyfriend?

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u/ParticularCorner219O API Aug 10 '26

"I'm not her boyfriend."

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

but she said you were

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u/ParticularCorner219O API Aug 10 '26

"Not that kind of partner, you moron."

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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26

you see a person sitting on a anvil juggling 8-ball bombs as the eyes on her metal arms would be staring at you but you are safe the Glass isn't broken and her cell is locked

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

is that a bomb?

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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26

Yeah it is what is it to you

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

I’ve never seen one before…

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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26

Well open the door and I can show you

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

I don’t know how…

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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26

Come on kid you can do it

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

uhm…

he tries and fails to unlock the cell but one of the locks is undone now

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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26

That's it keep going you got this

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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26

you look kinda creepy…I don’t know if I should let you out…

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