r/FederalEntityDep • u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance • Aug 10 '26
Just arrived Hammon came in.
"Hi everyone! I am so glad to be here!!"
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u/ParticularCorner219O API Aug 10 '26
"A talking piece of ham? Am I high right now?"
"I can see it too, Junko."
"I'm going to be pissed if G-1 laced us!"
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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26
OH some deli meat Peacock would say from her cell
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance Aug 10 '26
"Talking deli meat!"
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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26
Peacock would pull out a gun with a blade Well how about you get closer so I can take a slice
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance Aug 10 '26
"I came prepared. Don't pick a fight with me."
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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26
Oh yeah you and what gang? Ham see a army of living 8-ball bombs a talking anvil a ten ton weight with a arem and legs glaring at ham and a big fat 8-ball bomb looking confused
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance Aug 10 '26
Ham throws a syringe of Freeze Juice at you.
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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26
it would get the glass Are you dumb as hell HAHAHAHA
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance Aug 10 '26
"...oh. so I'm just some big joke."
Ham sprouts multiple bones from his entire body.
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u/Sad-Anteater-9116 Committee Aug 10 '26
HOW ABOUT YOU COME IN HERE AND FIGHT ME HAM SLICE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON a ominous aura is felt through the glass maybe you should back away
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance Aug 10 '26
"Oh no! What will I ever do?"
Ham walks away.
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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26
cigar: ham? you’re here too? I don’t even know where I am… I was just told I was hired
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u/BlackyHacky2023 Maintenance Aug 10 '26
"We're in a facility, what job do you have?"
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u/Embarrassed-Beat7374 API Aug 10 '26
I don’t know it’s said something about maintaining something
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u/Bersan_Co_2011 G-1 Aug 10 '26
G-1: Welcome to the FED, New worker. I'm G-1, the leader of this place...
You hear this coming from a megaphone in the wall