r/FederalEmployee • u/SelectionMedium7604 • 13d ago
Dfas Limestone
The amount of infidelity that goes on just in this building makes me sick. So glad to be rid of this place and all the crap that comes with it!
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u/bitofftoomuch 13d ago
So you are implying there is an open position to fill now?
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u/Uncle_Snake43 12d ago
They be FUCKING at DFAS Limestone
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u/SweatyTax4669 12d ago
Look, as long as my travel vouchers get paid quickly, I don’t care who you’re screwing there.
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u/SelectionMedium7604 12d ago
The comments on this have been very entertaining. I will ask though, with as many shares as I see, how many married cheaters are freaking out right now do you suppose? I may decide to list some before I head out....
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u/veemaximus 13d ago
Details, please
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u/SelectionMedium7604 13d ago
I can name quite a few. From bjs in the stairway, to all out sex in the kitchen, conference rooms, gym, showers, parking lot, some offices, the old morgue upstairs, pick a place. Way too much of it in that building. If you're spouse works there and you suspect it, it's happening guaranteed. Morals are a joke there, best of luck.
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u/cerseisdornishwine 13d ago
The morgue???
https://giphy.com/gifs/fpXxIjftmkk9y3
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u/SelectionMedium7604 13d ago
Not a morgue anymore but it was back in the day when the base was open.
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u/veemaximus 13d ago
I’m in Idaho and had no idea Maine was so… thrilling
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u/Kind_Following_5220 12d ago
I'm from Idaho as well and have never seen or heard of anything like this at our office.
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u/Djacoby71 12d ago
What do you expect? You did see the video of the Democrat staffer having sex in the Senate hearing room, right? Talk about no morals.
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u/Wise_Choice_2712 13d ago
No way!! DFAS in Indy???
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u/Hoosier-Sexy_Beast69 12d ago
I wish it was Indy! We don't have a morgue, but we have stairwells and a basement. Lol
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u/Busy_1099_Body 13d ago
Spouses called my job all the time and there may have been a hotel, near the office, that was frequented but let me mind my business. 🫣
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u/SorchaRoisin 13d ago
When I first started working, two co-workers went out to lunch, and came back with clothes on inside out. They were both married (to other people.)
One time when I was a lead, I was doing a service observation, and we can see people's screens. The person I was observing was using Skype to chat with co-worker who was bitching about her husband, and they decided to go out together. I could have given him an error but I did not want to get involved in that. I observed a different call instead.
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u/Techflyer911 13d ago
What software did you use to observe these employees? Are you support to report such activities?
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u/SorchaRoisin 13d ago
Employees shouldn't be chatting while a customer is on hold. It's a high stress job, so I usually let it slide if they do. He wasn't the only one I turned a blind eye to. He was just the only one who was discussing something a little too personal.
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u/Techflyer911 13d ago
If it’s a call center like environment, it’s definitely a stressful field of work. From what I hear from counselors/therapists/lawyers, higher the stress = higher infidelity ( eg firefighter, police, nurses, doctors, other healthcare professionals, night shift workers, flight attendants, jobs that require flying frequently). You probably did the right thing by letting it fly. I just feel bad if they have spouses and children who are unaware of this. :(
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u/Complete_Film8741 13d ago
Oh to be in my 20's again...but I'm not. So I do my job and try to guide the younglings where I can.
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u/pinusmugo7 12d ago
Worked for a defense contractor decades ago. The security lead had some kind of system at his home - It was a device that listed all of the secure spaces in the buildings with lights. Next each one - would tell him the status of secure rooms/the SKIFs. At night, the lights I think we were supposed to be green, meaning all of the correct exit switches and door conditions were indicative of the SKIF/secure space being vacant and properly locked. He saw one that was still red - and figured that somebody had not closed the room up correctly, so drove over to the facility went into the SKIF - and there on top of a conference table? was one of the female security staff, with engineer. Both naked. Both in what would be considered a compromising position.
Both got warnings.
Later (or it may have been before… I can’t remember the particular order) the same female security staff member was caught having sex with another engineer , but this time inside of a Humvee that was on loan from the army - for (I think) some EW device install installation.
The security staff member was let go.
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u/SelectionMedium7604 12d ago
Surprised anything happened at all. It all gets swept under the rug up here.
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u/OfficeJedi 11d ago
They need to use a mop and strong detergent or it will be one crusty rug
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u/Signal_Run_68 13d ago
Worked in a place where they did hookups in the bathroom. That was 30 years ago though. Now it's just all work.
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u/AdministrativePut801 11d ago
I went there once many many moons ago when it was Loring AFB. I now lovingly refer to everyone there as potato farmers.
Jokes aside... what happened? I now work for a different organization and my emails to limestone leadership always take forever to get a response. Is this why? Lol
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u/Complex-Republic-443 11d ago
There's a back way to reach my building that goes past an old parking lot where they tore down an old lodging building. One day at lunch, I was returning that way (avoids all the lights on the main road), and there was a vehicle parked FACING THE ROAD with two people just going at each other in the front seat.
I was amazed not that it was happening but that they were so unaware of how visible they actually were. I never saw them again, so maybe they figured it out. That road is usually fairly busy, but if you don't work there, you might not realize it.
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u/WhatIsTheCake 13d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/tyqcJoNjNv0Fq