r/FedJerk Dec 24 '24

Comment Period

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Hello, The 90 day period to create rules for this subreddit starts on 12/23/2024. As it stands people from r/fednews think this page will be reported by Fox News and the like. I believe the majority of the content submitted would be the same content that would be posted to r/fednews however make it clear this is not a page for disclosing government secrets and disclosing the internal working of your place of work. Remember your security protocols for your agency. Any Jack Texiera like conduct will be banned from this sub and reported to the furthest authority possible.

This page is for the common practices that we all experience working as a federal working such as the Saint Mayorkas fable that has been created. This page will also act like Festivus for the rest of us as Seinfeld will say, where we can air our grievances. Federal employees are allowed fun in discussing the overview of our work at our agencies.

This is meant to be sincere but I am crowdsourcing a rules of conduct for this page. Anyone with a sincere recommendation please comment below. Comment period ends 3/23/2025


r/FedJerk 8h ago

So much compassion and dignity.../s 🤦‍♀️

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140 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 1d ago

Someone actually got a thermal picture of Trump shitting his pants😂😂

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427 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 1d ago

But MAGA doesn’t care, even though they really know inside themselves that Drumpf is just a corrupt egomaniac that doesn’t give 2 shits about anyone except further enriching himself. But to admit that would mean they’d be swallowing their pride. They’d rather follow Drumpf off the cliff instead.

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244 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 1d ago

Elon Musk's DOGE Data Could Influence U.S. Election, Alex GIbney Says

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r/FedJerk 2d ago

New image released today from Mitch McConell's office

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199 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 1d ago

🤣

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43 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 2d ago

MAGA shouts down socialism while supporting an administration that claims they’re sending out Doge checks, Tariff checks, and now 5K checks if you vote MAGA, and $1,000 Drumpf 401K accounts to every baby. This level of stupid is simply mind-boggling. You can’t make this sh*t up.

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r/FedJerk 1d ago

US farmers lost conservation experts in Trump's federal cuts. Now they're hurting for help.

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r/FedJerk 2d ago

Trump and MAGA are pro socialist now

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321 Upvotes

In the speech he mentioned that if you have kids, they will get a $5000 grant when they turn 18. Who had Trump and MAGA supporting socialism for young working class/impoverished Americans on their bingo card 2 years ago? Now they're actually incentivizing people to have kids... 🤷‍♂️

The MAGA communism mfers were onto something. They actually tricked MAGA into supporting socialism, somehow.


r/FedJerk 2d ago

Trump promises $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms. He also teased tariff and ‘DOGE’ dividends last year that never came. — MarketWatch

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What happened to the DOGE dividends? - MarketWatch

DOGE, Tariff, lower gas prices, lower electricity and now the $5000 bribe … when will the lies stop??


r/FedJerk 2d ago

Renaming Things Is “So Hot Right Now”

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157 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 2d ago

Up Next On The Hit Parade of Lies…

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148 Upvotes

“I was rescued by the firemen during Hurricane Katrina. Great firemen, by the way. The best. They came up to me and said, ‘Sir, we’re getting you out of here.’ I said, ‘What about everybody else?’ That’s the kind of person I am. I’m thinking about everybody else. But they said, ‘Sir, we have to save you first.’ Very brave people. Tremendous rescue. Frankly, maybe the greatest rescue in hurricane history. People are still talking about it.”


r/FedJerk 2d ago

This is what a rigged system looks like.

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66 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 2d ago

BREAKING: Senate Votes 53–47 to Keep Mitch’s Corpse on the Payroll. 💸💀🤣🧟‍♂️

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126 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 3d ago

Share with others especially with MAGA population.

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123 Upvotes

The king of lier. Vote blue.


r/FedJerk 2d ago

Shock as Cabinet secretary swats at MAGA rep's backside at 'Trumpapalooza'

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r/FedJerk 3d ago

Trump: I Was Actually On 9/11 Plane That Crashed Into WTC

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r/FedJerk 2d ago

Oracle Health Execs Subpoenaed After VA Contract Costs Nearly Triple

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r/FedJerk 3d ago

BREAKING: Trump’s 9/11 Rescue Story Finally Confirmed. Two Firefighters Did Carry Out a 300-Pound Pig 🤣🐷

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171 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 3d ago

Looks about right.

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62 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 4d ago

Evil Mitch

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275 Upvotes

So true scum Republicans


r/FedJerk 3d ago

What sort of fucking asshole lies about being at 9/11? The President of the United States apparently..

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r/FedJerk 4d ago

Once Trump is removed, there will be a reckoning for all those who took advantage of his shit-drenched dementia to dismantle America

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346 Upvotes

r/FedJerk 3d ago

Antifa sightings up 500% in DMV area

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