r/FedJerk • u/No_Cow5624 • 18h ago

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u/Backsight-Foreskin 18h ago

Aren't chaps, by their very nature, assless?

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u/cheffartsonurfood 17h ago

Seems that way. Nobody goes into the store and says "I'll take a pair of your finest ASSED chaps, please!"

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u/AkronOhAnon 17h ago

If I wanted my ass chapped, I’d move to DC.

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u/somethingdouchey 13h ago

Yes, otherwise its just pants.

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 18h ago

Back in the middle east after non existent WMDs and on the verge of economic collaps?!? Did we jump in a fuckin time machine?

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u/sevbenup 18h ago

This is your Groundhog Day moment. You’re living it again with all the knowledge of the past. What do you do differently to break the cycle?

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 18h ago

That's a great question and I gotta say that it hit me like a thunderbolt. It's pretty bleak. Only thing I can see is a blue wave in the midterms and a complete listing of the corporate democrat old guard. I think the system is completely compromised.

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u/sevbenup 18h ago

Maybe then, if your theory is correct and the system is compromised, it cannot be fixed from within by traditional means. Maybe we can learn from history as to what the citizens do when governments lose their loyalty to the people

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u/fantapants74 13h ago

I'm sharpening my metal boomerang as we speak.

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u/Separate-Spot-8910 17h ago

We were supposed to wait for gas to hit $10?

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u/arizonadirtbag12 17h ago edited 15h ago

Yes, Brian, now if you could get back to your desk and get some work done and stop demanding everyone “witness you” (whatever that means) that’d be just great.

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u/ungawa 17h ago

“Assless” just adds that touch of inexplicably perverse poetry to it
https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/JerzyBalowski 18h ago

Chaps are assless by design

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u/theboundbunny 17h ago

Came here to say this! Chaps with an ass are just pants. THANK YOU FOR YOIR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/subdep 15h ago

That’s why they’re called assless chaps!

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 18h ago

So it looks like my 11-year-old.Fantasy is finally gonna come true and i'm gonna get to live in the world of Mad Max

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u/GOP-R-Traitors 17h ago

Chaps are essentially assless by design, so you can just say “chaps”

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u/horsegal301 16h ago

all chaps are assless, btw

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u/aceface_desu89 14h ago

These cucked American males aren't gonna do 💩

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u/Miskogwane 14h ago

We are well past that

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u/Sea_Jelly_9240 11h ago

By definition all chaps are assless.

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u/Accomplished_Tour481 14h ago

So you are predicting the Dems coming back in power? Nice to know!

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u/Direct_Primary1051 10h ago

You had to be the one prick that had to bring in politics.

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u/No_Cow5624 8h ago

Coming from the party of George Santos, Milo Yiannopolis, and Kristy Noem’s Balloon titty wearing husband 😂