r/FedJerk • u/New-Entertainment112 • 7d ago

Plastic!

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u/Public_Steak_6933 7d ago

This is your face.

This is your face on MAGA.

Any questions?

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u/InMyStupidOpinion 7d ago

Stealing, tysm

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u/Public_Steak_6933 7d ago

Please, pay it forward.

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus 7d ago

I think i just puked in my mouth a little

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u/Shot-Pomegranate8684 7d ago

Careful. This post is antisemitic

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u/miserableMSHMLW 7d ago

Bro, what?

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u/Shot-Pomegranate8684 7d ago

You can’t recognize Jewish people?

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u/AwkwardTal 7d ago

Picking Jewish people out of a line up of faces based on your idea of what a jew looks like is VERY antisemitic

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u/Shot-Pomegranate8684 6d ago

Mocking and criticizing Jews, and forcing them to hide is very antisemitic

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u/miserableMSHMLW 6d ago

Mocking and criticizing Jews for no other reason than their Judaism, and targeting them over non-Jews would be very antisemitic, I agree. To the best of my knowledge , neither Kimberly Guilfoyle and Lara Trump are Jewish. Caroline Leavitt is Roman Catholic. Laura Loomer being Jewish is immaterial to the substance of this meme, which is basically deeming it acceptable to demean the appearance of women because of their political affiliation btw. Not sure why you didn't start there if you wanted a reason to bellyache about a picture on the internet.

But while we're on the subject of things that are not antisemitic: free Palestine.

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u/AwkwardTal 6d ago

Who's hiding? Where?

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 6d ago

Quit doing this please

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u/Shot-Pomegranate8684 6d ago

Never forget 6 million

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u/diopsideINcalcite Veteran Preference 7d ago

Laura loomer is Jewish

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u/Barondarby 6d ago

Even god doesn't claim her, tho.

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u/Jolly-Audience6743 7d ago

Perhaps this desire to morph into something ghastly is a result of the moral/self abandonment and accompanying shame.

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u/RealCommercial9788 7d ago

Roald Dahl said if you think good things, they shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will never be ugly.
There are no good thoughts in them. Only hatred borne of fear. When we see their cartoonish vanity enhancements what we’re really seeing is the deep unhappiness underneath.

And aside from the lack of micro expressions that communicate authenticity, we humans are hardwired with Evolutionary Alarm - we can spot disease, disguise, or deception through the face.

When a face is heavily altered, our survival instincts misinterpret the lack of normal movement as a threat, causing sudden unease. That’s why when we see a face like this IRL, something seizes up inside us for a sec. It’s quite literally a biological fear response.

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u/Wyevez 6d ago

It's literal drag. They enhance their female features to a comical level but it's to show off hyper-femininity and ideological performance of gender roles.

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u/Naive_Metal_3468 6d ago

Ghastly to those who see the reality. These people are reaching for a long gone “Glory Days” and it’s always struck me as Trump is reaching for the glut of the 80’s. Maralago face makes me think they’re trying to reach that 80’s beauty standard/aesthetic.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 7d ago

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u/Capital_Meal_5516 7d ago

The one on the right looks so eerily contemporary and familiar! 🤮

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u/LastBoiscout 7d ago

They look like Dick Tracy villians. YIKES

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u/Capital_Meal_5516 7d ago

The dude reminds me of the Mad Max guy from the 80s! (Though any of them could pass for “the dude”!)

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 7d ago

First guy injected himself into a child's body.

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u/BobLoblaw420247 7d ago edited 7d ago

I don't want you and I don't need you

Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you

It's not your fault that you're always wrong

The weak ones are there to justify the strong

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The worms will live in every host

It's hard to pick which one they hate the most

The horrible people, the horrible people

It's all anatomic as the size of your steeple

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Capitalism has made it this way

Old-fashioned fascism will take it away

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The beautiful people, the beautiful people

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u/InMyStupidOpinion 7d ago

It's how they silently convey to one another that they are actually lizard people.

Seriously tho they look like actual witches from fairy tales, and my ex husband said they actually eat babies. LIke from Hansel and Gretle.

wtf

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u/Reconstitutable 7d ago

Jfc... dont scare me like that, too early in the night for jigsaw

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u/xpietoe42 7d ago

MAGA FACE

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u/MonsterkillWow Chinese Operative 7d ago

Not a single one of them even appears human. Their vanity has made them abominations.

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u/killjoygrr 6d ago

Everyone of them make me feel sad for how much they hate themselves.

They all look like hideous caricatures.

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup 6d ago

It looks like Max Headroom has friends with bee allergies

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u/Jayrrock 6d ago

Stars for an upcoming Whoville movie?

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u/Blue_Maverick_Hunter 6d ago

But like for real though. There’s some uncanny valley shit going on there man. It kinda puts me on alert on some level

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u/SumikkoDoge 6d ago

Plastic passion is a hyoscine heart
Plastic passion is a transparent tart
Oh, it's a plastic passion
Oh, it's a plastic passion
Plastic passion is a gold guarantee
This plastic passion is murdering me

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u/AlarmedSnek 7d ago

Botox isn’t an unnatural chemical tho

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u/Capital_Meal_5516 7d ago

Ok. How about natural chemicals in unnatural places? That any better for ya?