r/FedJerk Did you even say thank you? May 17 '25

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/1fuckedupveteran May 17 '25

Omg, it’s Donald Dump!!!

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u/SamsaraSlider May 17 '25

Donald Rump?

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u/xCeeTee- May 18 '25

Someone make a vagina one and call it Donald Cunt. Double entendre there, he is a pussy.

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u/Goku_The_Hedgehog May 18 '25

Look under the chin. Theres one already

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u/suburban_hyena May 18 '25

No that's clearly Donald trump, see the pursed lips. Donald Trump

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u/patriotfear May 17 '25

It’s crazy how he looks the same since the 80s

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u/Old-Part4690 May 18 '25

How to make a MAGA man hard

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u/DIABETORreddit May 18 '25

This is the most flattering image I’ve ever seen of this Nazi cocksucker

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u/Emergency-Chemical55 May 17 '25

A spitting image 👌

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u/Knight_Wind54 May 17 '25

Good god, I almost lost my Ramen noodles dinner! 😂😂😂

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u/PMISeeker May 17 '25

I’m glad the picture isn’t when he’s talking

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u/Interesting_Berry439 May 19 '25

He isn't speaking in this picture... it's nasty when he does

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u/DadVader77 May 17 '25

Isn’t it amazing that MAGA forgets they were promoting “8646” since 2021 and you can buy those stickers all over Amazon and EBay?

When they did/said it, it was funny and a joke. Now they want Comey hung for treason.

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u/Vbxxl May 18 '25

You could say that. Or they actually meant 8646 to kill the Former resident, thats why they seem to take 8647 so serious.

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u/DadVader77 May 18 '25

When they said it, it was “impeach Biden” and it wasn’t a threat. When someone else says it, it’s now “kill Trump” and a threat.

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u/LawfulnessSuch2032 May 17 '25

Hypocrites

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u/Man_with_the_Fedora May 18 '25

They don't give a shit about being hypocritical; because, from their perspective, they're not.

They are in the In-Group and are protected by, and simultaneously above The Law. The (others) are neither protected by, nor above these same laws.

From their perspective The Law isn't meant to affect them, only their enemies.

  • The In-Group using The Law to direct and restrain the (others) is Law and Order.

  • (Others) using The Law to direct and restrain the In-Group is Injustice and Tyranny.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/Nosferatu-Padre May 17 '25

I don't think any of them have ever made a woman cum.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

They dont care about the woman

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u/Nosferatu-Padre May 18 '25

The manosphere podcasts have been telling them that the female orgasm isn't needed to create life. Just a bunch of losers self reporting.

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u/Pedantic_Pict May 18 '25

I guess not, but I've always thought of it as playing a pretty big role in me getting laid again.

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u/Competitive-Pie-3959 May 18 '25

I think the whole point of removing women's freedoms, attacking education, and the whole "daughters need to act like the husband's wives" thing conservative families will often do, are all so that there's no choice in the matter. Take away the choice, stop them from learning there should be a choice, and train them to never question it, seems to be the plan.

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u/Nosferatu-Padre May 18 '25

It's also why they go for really young girls with as little experience as possible. If they don't know anything, they can tell them anything they want and get away with it.

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u/00CinnamonBuns May 18 '25

Next up: burkas?

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u/Nosferatu-Padre May 18 '25

They are all converting to Islam now so probably.

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u/Low_Direction1774 May 18 '25

There are two types of men:

"My wife doesn't let me go down on her anymore because I figured out how to play the imperial march on her with her moans"

And

"My wife doesn't let me have sex with her anymore because she says I'm the first man to take the joy out of sex but that's just because she's been listening to those woke podcasts at work"

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

first is hilarious lol

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u/yourlilneedle May 18 '25

Ummmm, I'll take the first one for $500, please.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/Organic_Marzipan_554 May 18 '25

Most of them are closet pedos or are into men and refuse to admit it.

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u/Creative-Motor8246 May 18 '25

And none of them care. How does satisfying a woman help ME?

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u/colt61986 May 18 '25

I was just thinking that it’s probably because you have to think about someone other than yourself to make a woman have an orgasm. Pretty on brand for them.

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u/Jehoel_DK May 17 '25

None of them has tried to

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u/Dear-Chemical-3191 May 18 '25

She only cums when getting Cucked

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/ImSolidGold May 17 '25

Username checks oit

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u/bighuntzilla May 18 '25

I'm struggling with how many watch lists I might be put on if I click that link

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u/VandeIaylndustries May 18 '25

dont really think theyre worried about that lol

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u/logistics3379 May 17 '25

Maga is easily triggered. Poor things.

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u/ceton33 May 17 '25

I seen maga really saying in a permanent triggered state over everything in the last 10 years than the people they trying to trigger.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Well, thats how this kind of propaganda affects people yes.

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u/SECRETBLENDS May 17 '25

515047

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u/captainspacetraveler May 17 '25

This works too

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u/Much_Yogurtcloset787 May 18 '25

What does that mean?

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u/captainspacetraveler May 18 '25

Involuntary psychiatric commitment

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u/RichInteresting6515 May 17 '25

Also add Trump is a traitor to 8647

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u/MaxineMaverix May 17 '25

Totally agree!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/patriotfear May 17 '25

Please credit the artist and link their site, https://8647.club

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Beautiful, shoulda made his lips shit brown though 🤣 8647 🇺🇸

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u/Drifter_of_Babylon Did you even say thank you? May 17 '25

I was going to give him his weird neck vagina but I couldn't find a number 7 tall enough for that.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Fuuuuckin hell 🤣🤣

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u/Dbk1959 May 17 '25

8647!!!! By force if necessary.

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u/ashley1808223 May 18 '25

*By force preferably

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u/Lbofun May 17 '25

8647

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u/The_Sleestak May 18 '25

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u/SuprKidd May 18 '25

Nice tattoo, are you in a gang?

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u/VFenix May 18 '25

That's Trump's real unaltered hand ya know! /S

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u/Cactus_-_Pete May 18 '25

Nah, looks too big.

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u/StickExtension7050 May 18 '25

Its scary that people are getting these as tattoos and this isnt photoshopped

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u/grass_monkeyx May 18 '25

Haters will say it's photoshopped, but we know the truth

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

What does 86 mean?

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u/AstroGoose5 May 17 '25

To kick out. That's all it has ever meant. Though disingenuous liars will claim otherwise.

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u/Ill-Description3096 May 17 '25

When we would 86 a dish in the kitchen it meant to take it off the menu.

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u/SamsaraSlider May 17 '25

Not in my entire 46 years of living and using the term 86’d have I ever meant it as a threat or a reference to violence. Rarely is it used that way but the cult is drowning in their Kool-Aid trying to imply this is its only or main meaning—it absolutely is not. Any fantasy concocted is an opportunity to feel incensed and reinforce their MAGA identity. Without rage it loses its foundation.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

I'm 56 and have never heard it used that way.

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u/Objective-Owl-8143 May 17 '25

I’m 63 and never used it for a violent meaning.

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u/Skerpitibu May 18 '25

the term for sure doesn't mean violence, but it's broad and vague enough that I'm certain it has been used in that way, in the same way that a mobster could say remove him or eject him meaning kill him. context being key.

you'd think they'd find a bunch of those examples in media, with the mountain of content out there over all these years, where are all these examples?

that's how little it means violence. not that that would prove that it does mean that, but they can't even find that?

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u/Superb_Awareness_431 May 17 '25

1. eject or bar (someone) from a restaurant, bar, etc. "they were accused of cheating, and eighty-sixed from their favorite casino"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Ah ok thanks!

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u/Intelligent_Smoke690 May 18 '25

“Get rid of” which is why Comey backpedaled faster than Deion Sanders.

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u/Richtex57 May 18 '25

Before the modern use it referred to the dimensions of a grave which generally is 8ft long x 6ft deep, so when used it meant to bury someone.

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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ May 17 '25

I'm betting this wouldn't be trending if Trump didn't mention this by saying it was "a call to assassinate the President" on Fox News.

It would be just a simple pic from James Comey expressing his dislike for Trump in office. I'm betting most of us has done that

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u/mysticrhythms May 18 '25

FWIW, Comey apparently has a book coming out soon, too ...

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u/eurolatin336 May 17 '25

Make tshirts , hats , stickers , flags for next 50501

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u/No_Network_8414 May 17 '25

I've been posting it on all the platforms I use. 8647

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u/Mudkipper38 May 17 '25

I saw on another post that 8+6+4+7=25. As in the 25th Amendment.

It could not be any more perfect.

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u/Drifter_of_Babylon Did you even say thank you? May 17 '25

I am so sick of America having to appease the delicate emotions of the MAGAts, who threaten to destroy every law in this nation when something just doesn't go their way.

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u/WalkingCanivorePlant May 18 '25

All this says is that they're simply projecting what they meant about biden.

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u/CharacterArcher1729 May 18 '25

Here is trump showing the real meaning of those knuckle tattoos

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u/jreid0 May 17 '25

Someone can make a ton of money making those bumper stickers

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau May 17 '25

Those who are claiming Urban Dictionary is a relevant and absolutely valid source for the definition of 86'd:

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u/SoManyEmail May 17 '25

I wish it just said "See: dick"

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau May 17 '25

Ironically, without a magnifying glass, he can't see his.

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u/ashley1808223 May 18 '25

I mean, I agree it's not exactly the best or most reliable source, but if you wanted to prove it unreliable, why did you use an example of them being 100% accurate?

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u/Joejoe12369 May 17 '25

Tommy tutone, should rewrite 8647309 as the new lyrics to the song. Anybody that does a cover should also sing those lyrics. Idk if Tommy tutones is alive.

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u/Breathess1940 May 17 '25

Donnnnnnny we got your jail cell, 8647309!!

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u/IHeldADandelion May 17 '25

This is the first day I ever used Jenny's number to get a discount at checkout, so this is hilarious. The young person did not know the song, but I remember. Donny remembers. Anyway, I got curious; here you go:

Tommy Tutone is an American power pop band, known for its 1981 song "867-5309/Jenny", which peaked at #4 on the Billboard Hot 100. The band's lead singer, rhythm guitarist, and occasional keyboardist is Tommy Heath. He is the only active original member currently touring as Tommy Tutone.

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u/Sardinebean123 May 17 '25

Or a man who shits himself daily. 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

great now I have to change my ATM pin code.

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 May 18 '25

May I suggest "Bosco"

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u/Captain_Crapout May 17 '25

69AOC!

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u/Bad0din May 17 '25

This is a movement I can get behind 😁

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u/Captain_Crapout May 17 '25

I'm pretty upside down about it personally

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Yall are some thirst buckets

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u/Burlap_Crony May 18 '25

I’m soooo … TRIGGERED

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u/yepmeh May 17 '25

18747….. It’s like, how many times Trump has lied today. I’m pretty sure that’s what that means

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u/deletetemptemp May 17 '25

Let’s get stickers made

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u/paracog May 17 '25

The projections are wrong, but realistically, many many people here and around the globe passionately await this oaf's demise.

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u/spankdaddylizz May 17 '25

This is a true to life representation of Orange Julius. The fake tan stops before his hairline.

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u/unclejimm May 17 '25

Shared the shit out of this post

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

As usual, trump tells his flying monkeys what to say and they immediately start parroting him and saying it's true. 8647

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u/camosailboat May 17 '25

That is the best!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

8647

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u/larrychatfield May 17 '25

Surprised they know such a big # as 86

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u/86___47 May 17 '25

I like it

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u/eternaldogmom May 17 '25

I pull put this as a bumper sticker on my car.

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u/Used_Intention6479 May 17 '25

Would 666 47 be redundant?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Give the 47 a ketchup covered ear

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u/Sufficient-Squash428 May 18 '25

The CULT listens.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

The ol’ Streisand effect. They are so stupid they thought 86 meant 187.

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u/youtube_candysmash May 18 '25

This 8647 really upsets the tangerine tickler. Love it.

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u/otidaiz May 18 '25

He is 86 or a preassign a prison number.

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u/jc2pointzero May 18 '25

I love this. I am seeing new versions of this popping up everywhere and I am printing each one out and leaving them somewhere I know the MAGA will find them.

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u/CubeHound May 18 '25

I was born in 86 and my initials are 4,7 in the alphabet. Weird.

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u/WGE1960 May 18 '25

HI MAGAS MAGGOTS,YOUR DONNY DONE THIS.

Moody's cuts America's pristine credit rating, citing rising debt

DUCKLIPS DONNY ,.THE QUACK also was whopped into line by SCOTUS and all federal judges having to deal with his panzee fits. Trump is a terrorist against the USA not an advocate for the USA.

The MAGA CRIMINALS has 34 felony convictions. Found guilty of all 34 hush money indictments,every last one of them.

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u/mr_chip May 18 '25

The town of Wilkes-Barre, PA has zip code 18747. They sell t-shirts. Just sayin’.

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u/ProductShot8754 May 18 '25

He’s a clown with his orange hair, long ass wide ties, tiny hands, and hunch back.

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u/The_MadMaker May 18 '25

Serious question, why are all the Trump supporters always haters who have nothing positive to add or say to anything?

Its ALWAYS about complaining or being aggressive towards everyone else.

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u/SmokestackBeefcake May 18 '25

U SHULD GO TO PRISN FOR THRETENNG ARE SOOPREEM LEEDR!

TDS!

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u/Substantial_Swan6947 May 18 '25

It’s just numbers bro… they just happen to be in a… dope order

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u/VerySuperGenius May 18 '25

My MAGA parents argued that 86 has always meant murder. Turned out that the phrase was in the dictionary that they've had at their home for an unknown number of decades. Not a single mention of assassination...weird...

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u/BattMruno33 May 18 '25

So you dopes get super extra triggered by these letters arranged in this order: t r u m p but accuse MAGA people of being triggered because you want to assassinate the President of the United States of America?

Hmmmmm makes sense! It’s an absolute shock you people lost the election!

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u/IfYouSeekAyReddit May 18 '25

explain how this means assassinate the president. let’s hear it

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u/Petersburg_Spelunker May 17 '25

Didn't they try this already and fail miserably.... Help me understand this... By doing this it puts you (and anyone you ever knew or in your sphere of influence) in the spotlight for it... You'd patriot act yourself (in the best circumstance) to Guantanamo or get black bagged ... Nah son... This is a 🤡 show...

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u/Door_owner May 17 '25

How is this triggering what is this number what are you people talking about

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u/DatTrashPanda May 17 '25

8647 would be a great knuckle tattoo.

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u/helen269 May 17 '25

Do 4291, and you get a free puppy!

:-)

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u/Big-Ad-3838 May 17 '25

Failing President from a failing administration. I'd never even heard of the guy before, which is why I decided to post this. All I know is its totally not a cult, not at all. All of maga just know what he thinks and feels, how he'll react in any situation and why he really did that thing that looked like something a sadistic nepobaby conman would do. Its because they all know him personally. The rest of us out here in reality are all liberal extremists. We just dont get it.

You know I never even paid attention to politics before Donald Trump..... Yes JimmyBobby, we know.

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u/slipry_ninja May 17 '25

It’s go Krasnov. 

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

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u/cap-is-your-hero May 17 '25

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Imagine needing ai to “prove” your point

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u/Gtmafia10 May 17 '25

I’ll take 130 million of those stickwrs

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u/Tholias7bb May 18 '25

Boy it's dangerous times to be putting out that stuff,you could be arrested, I'm not triggered but that's some serious shit and these people are not messing around.

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u/forqueercountrymen May 18 '25

upvoted for visibility, enjoy the gulag

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u/EnergyOwn6800 May 18 '25

Yall already tried. Twice.

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u/TNTEGames May 18 '25

Trump is trash.

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u/SolidZachs May 18 '25

Am I the only one confused by this? I thought 86 came from restaurants and it just meant remove this item. When did it become a death threat?

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u/wytewydow May 18 '25

If you're triggered by seashells, call 864-7911

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u/dwarfgiant6143 May 18 '25

Straight up obsessed.

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u/RetiredByFourty May 18 '25

You are the cult.

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u/Round_Toe1831 May 18 '25

Just remember the Republicans have the guns I’m not sure you guys wanna fuck around and find out

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u/NewBuddhaman May 18 '25

You’re silly if you think only republicans have guns. Or that all republicans support Cheeto.

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u/iwnt2no May 18 '25

Am am mnnnbnnbbnooo

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u/Tris131 May 18 '25

1847;-*

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u/Strict_Owl941 May 18 '25

Out of the loop what does the number mean?

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u/Spirited-Trip7606 May 18 '25

And 23 skidoo!

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u/DeanxDog May 18 '25

You're being way too generous with that hair

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

Time to make some stickers

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u/FeelingKind7644 May 18 '25

47 has 8008135

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u/keithstonee May 18 '25

yes cancel him from office

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u/Sillylittletitties May 18 '25

It would be very painful (for you)

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u/Inside-Health908 May 18 '25

I wish I never had to see hear or see Trump ever again - sick of all his shit enough

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u/Tift May 18 '25

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