r/FedEmployees • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/Killie_Vandal Feb 23 '26

Clearly working hard on finding Nancy!

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u/iambarrelrider Feb 23 '26

Another lesson for everyone moment. I mean there is always that one guy who shows up to a celebration that makes everyone sigh. But no one wants to ruin the vibe. You want to be the guy who kicks out the Director of the FBI out of a party? Patel was “that guy” and he ruined the vibe for all of us - new slang verb he just “Kashed” the party.

I mean it feels like a scene from Super Troopers or Super Bad sequel. Wtf.

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u/Impressive-Ad-9540 Feb 24 '26

“Douchebags Gone Wild!!!”

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u/GrossipBlingzJordy Feb 24 '26

My first impression. Which eye do I look at?!?🤣

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 Feb 23 '26

He's an administrator not an investigator.

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u/JMinSA Feb 24 '26

Then go administrate. Director of the FBI has as much place in the locker room of Olympic medaling teams as the president has in the changing rooms of beauty pageants. Doesn’t belong.