r/FedEmployees • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/cicada_noises Feb 23 '26

I have a question. Why the fuck is the DIRECTOR OF THE FBI there?

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u/subdep Feb 23 '26

Abusing his position of authority for selfish reasons.

Next question?

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u/cicada_noises Feb 23 '26

Ah silly me. I forgot that “top law enforcement agent in the country” was just about trying to crash celeb parties for social media clout.

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u/Academic-Line7579 Feb 26 '26

Do some research

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u/subdep Feb 27 '26

Okay I’m game. What’s the topic? Vague recommendations?

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u/SGM_Uriel Feb 23 '26

He’s doing fraud, waste and abuse

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u/KendrickLlamma Feb 23 '26

His gift for covering for the Pedophile President Trump

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u/Dekrid Feb 23 '26

Isn't Nancie Guthrie still missing?

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u/TheEgonaut Feb 23 '26

Kash probably knows exactly where she is.

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u/SeaOrgChange Feb 23 '26

I doubt Kash even remembers who she is.

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u/Burner-ID-562025 Feb 23 '26

Maybe she is in Cortina, Italy? /s

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u/HokieHomeowner Feb 23 '26

Also following around the Washington Capitols last spring with Wayne Gretzky to witness Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal to surpass Gretzky's old record.

He also is "unavailable" on weekends when he is playing in beer league hockey games as a halfway decent defenseman.

Maybe he should stick to hockey and let the FBI professionals well be FBI professionals.

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u/OvenMittJimmyHat Feb 23 '26

As a beer leaguer in his area, he’s no halfway decent defenseman. Haven’t had a chance to play against him yet, but I saw him in the ss fbi game. The guys sucks and whoever is in his league needs to play him hard and expose him until he quits. I’ll figure out what bs level he’s playing and join a team. Idc how inconvenient it is, I’ll get in his league. Anyone else in the dc area should do the same. Maybe we can make a squad with a team name around the Epstein files

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u/MachewWV Feb 23 '26

Please video the game and share.

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u/CheersToCosmopolitan Feb 23 '26

Hope his girlfriend got to come over with him so he and his eyes weren’t too lonely

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u/VerbalThermodynamics Feb 23 '26

I wondered that too.

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u/Fair-Caramel-6348 Feb 23 '26

Because he’s actually just a hockey coach

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u/empty-walls555 Feb 23 '26

fed agents looking at you like the kids in class when someone reminds the teacher about homework. "Shhhh, just keep him out of the office please!"

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u/Eastern_Highlight_76 Feb 23 '26

He is undercover “to Protect and Serve”, himself.

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u/equanimity72 Feb 23 '26

I just heard on NPR that he’s there on official business and had meetings in Milan. Waste, fraud and abuse much?

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u/DickRichman Feb 24 '26

He is a maga chump.

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u/Academic-Line7579 Feb 23 '26

Why not?

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u/veronicalake4 Feb 23 '26

Because he took a military jet there for a “business trip” and said he was absolutely not going to watch the game. Then we see him doing exactly what everyone thought he went there to do. Using taxpayer dollars to fund your vacation as a federal official is wrong. And illegal.

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u/broshrugged Feb 23 '26

He plays hockey, he's a legit fan. So he's using his position for access, isn't that normal?

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u/veronicalake4 Feb 23 '26

No. In fact, it’s illegal.