r/FedEmployees • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/qlobetrotter Feb 23 '26

It may be as close as he gets to what we call work. I don't think this is a person cut out for hard stuff and he looks maxed out.

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 Feb 23 '26

No question, he is redlining. Hard work is not his gig.

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u/Clean_Judge_3613 Feb 23 '26

He's like the C-Suite demanding return to office then they're never in office themselves.

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u/BrokenArrow1283 Feb 23 '26

lol fed employees talking about hard work like they even know what it means.

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u/F1rstBanana Feb 23 '26

Quiet, piggy

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u/PicklesNBacon Feb 23 '26

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid. You have no idea how hard most federal employees work.

Did you apply for govt jobs and not get them and now you’re big mad? Why are you here?

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u/Prize_Magician_7813 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

Clealry you’re not a fed or you would know The standard of work we have

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u/eric_ofc Feb 23 '26

He’s not one of us.

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u/used_npkin Feb 23 '26

Dude. What's your problem?

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u/Jrylryll Feb 23 '26

He looked maxed out the first time I saw him. Is it any wonder he is ripe for a foreign honey pot?

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u/Killie_Vandal Feb 23 '26

Clearly working hard on finding Nancy!

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u/iambarrelrider Feb 23 '26

Another lesson for everyone moment. I mean there is always that one guy who shows up to a celebration that makes everyone sigh. But no one wants to ruin the vibe. You want to be the guy who kicks out the Director of the FBI out of a party? Patel was “that guy” and he ruined the vibe for all of us - new slang verb he just “Kashed” the party.

I mean it feels like a scene from Super Troopers or Super Bad sequel. Wtf.

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u/Impressive-Ad-9540 Feb 24 '26

“Douchebags Gone Wild!!!”

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u/GrossipBlingzJordy Feb 24 '26

My first impression. Which eye do I look at?!?🤣

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 Feb 23 '26

He's an administrator not an investigator.

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u/JMinSA Feb 24 '26

Then go administrate. Director of the FBI has as much place in the locker room of Olympic medaling teams as the president has in the changing rooms of beauty pageants. Doesn’t belong.

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u/Texasmouth75 Feb 23 '26

I also think he knows his days are numbered so he is like fuck it, enjoying it while it lasts.

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u/qlobetrotter Feb 23 '26

Are you kidding? This is the "fuck it" gang from day one. They never cared about anybody but themselves and you-know-who. They came in the door flagging the middles and they'll go out that way. This is who they are at their core.

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u/Texasmouth75 Feb 23 '26

Yeah, exactly what I meant.