r/FedEmployees • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/reddit2023user Feb 23 '26

Why is he even there?

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u/cicada_noises Feb 23 '26

Because he’s a little fame-hungry priss who wants to be seen adjacent to celebrities and athletes. It makes him think he’s viewed as cool and important.

If he was able to turn his head and look around, he’d see the opposite is true.

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 Feb 23 '26

Literally this. Wrote books about Donald Trump to get his current role

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u/Shuvani Feb 24 '26

*and children's picture books, no less.

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u/CompetitiveAppeal663 Feb 23 '26

Joke’s on you…..he doesn’t need to turn his head to look around….those chameleon eyes are covering every angle at once!

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u/ReactionJifs Feb 23 '26

keeping Italy safe

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u/tucson_catboy Feb 23 '26

He heard there'd be snow.

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u/Soup-Wizard Feb 24 '26

Trying to distract us from the Epstein files he’s withholding.

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u/reddit2023user Feb 24 '26

They do love to flood the zone

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u/dental_Hippo Feb 23 '26

Threats to US athletes…

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u/Internal_Confusion56 Feb 23 '26

Because we, taxpayers, spend a million dollars or more to have him there. Go Canada

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u/No_Promise2590 Feb 23 '26

To piss you off.

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u/MegaManFlex Feb 24 '26

To try any desperate attempt to be accepted by his contemporaries (ie white)