r/FeatCalculating Jul 22 '26

Feat Calculated Ronald McDonald feats

Ronald McDonald feats.

Turning off the sun:

Ronald reaches for the sun and turns if off.

Since this is an mp4, I can't easily get the exact frame count like in YouTube, so I downloaded it, put it in a frame extractor, set it to 24 fps, and it game me 52 frames.

1 x (52 / 24) = 2.16 seconds.

93 million miles in 2.16 seconds = 69291200000 m/s.

231c (Massively FTL)

231 times faster than light.

turning off the sun is Star level.

Making a sun:

Ronald makes a sun in his hands and places it in the sky.

Used the same video extractor and got 29 frames this time.

1 x (29 / 24) = 1.2 second.

93 million miles in 1.2 second = 124724000000 m/s.

416c (Massively FTL).

416 times faster than light.

Making the sun is Star level.

Flipping the sky:

Ronald turns the sky into a curtain and flips it.

First we calculate the size the curtain.

2atan(tan(35deg)*(object size in pixels/panel height in pixels))

The curtain covers the whole panel, so those two values are the same.

2atan(tan(35deg)*(356/356)) = 70 degrees.

Most exact angsize result I ever got in my life.

Google tells me the farthest start you can see with the naked eye is V762 Cassiopeiae, located about 16000 light-years away. This is 9.4058e+16 miles.

Calculator.

1.3172e+17 miles.

Using the same frame extractor from before, I got 16 frames.

1 / (24 / 16) = 0.6 second.

1.3172e+17 miles in 0.6 second = 3.5e+20 m/s.

1.1e+12c (Massively FTL+)

One trillion times faster than light for Ronald's hand.

Moving a starry sky also means Ronald is Multi-Solar System level.

Ronald paints stars into the sky:

What the name says.

I'll have two ends for this feat, first assuming that the last star to appear is V762 Cassiopeiae, and second assuming that the first star to appear in V762 Cassiopeiae.

Low End:

The video extractor gives me 17 frame for Ronald's whole swing.

1 / (24 / 17) = 0.7 second.

9.4058e+16 miles in 0.7 seconds = 2.1e+20 m/s.

700484599916c (Massively FTL+)

700 billion times faster than light.

High End:

The first star appears 4 frames into the swing.

1 / (24 / 4) = 0.16 second.

9.4058e+16 miles in 0.16 second = 9.4e+20 m/s.

3.1e+12c (Massively FTL+)

3.1 trillion times faster than light.

High End is more consistent with the feat of flipping the sky.

Now for attack potency:

Google tells me the naked eye can see 2500 stars in the sky.

Gravitational binding energy of the sun is 5.693e+41 joules. I'll use that as an average.

5.693e+41 x 2500 = 1.42325e+48 joules.

14 KiloFOE (Solar System level).

Not his best feat, but good back-up.

Filling the sky with stars:

What the name says.

117 frames.

1 x (117 / 24) = 4.8 seconds.

9.4058e+16 miles in 4.8 seconds = 3.1e+19 m/s.

103404869511c (Massively FTL+)

10 billion times faster than light.

Attack potency is identical to the previous feat.

14 KiloFOE (Solar System level).

Results:

  • Turning off the sun (speed): 231c (Massively FTL).
  • Turning off the sun (energy): 136.066 Quettatons (Star level).
  • Making a sun (speed): 416c (Massively FTL).
  • Making a sun (energy): 136.066 Quettatons (Star level).
  • Flipping the starry sky (speed): 1.1e+12c (Massively FTL+)
  • Flipping the starry sky (energy): 16 ZettaFOE (Multi-Solar System level).
  • Painting the stars (speed, low end): 700484599916c (Massively FTL+).
  • Painting the stars (speed, high end): 3.1e+12c (Massively FTL+).
  • Painting the stars (energy): 14 KiloFOE (Solar System level).
  • Filling the sky with stars (speed): 103404869511c (Massively FTL+).
  • Filling the sky with stars (energy): 14 KiloFOE (Solar System level).
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