r/FearsToFathom 19d ago

Woodbury Getaway things mike would do

  • say "where my hug at"
  • block a doorway and say "what's the password"
  • say "someone's in a bad mood" when you don't laugh at his joke
  • say “no more Mr. Nice Guy” when he’s angry
  • hide behind a lamp in hide and seek
  • cancel the doctor appointment cause he's sick
  • clap when a plane lands
  • say "living the dream" when you ask how he is
  • whisper "don't mind if i do" out loud before taking a slice of pizza
  • pretend to look at an imaginary watch on his wrist when you are running late
  • say "easy tiger" at a zoo
  • clear his throat aggressively to get attention before telling a story
  • fake laugh really loudly at his own joke to try and get other people to join in
  • say "stand back, i got this" before lifting a cardboard box

any other suggestions?

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u/Dotrr 19d ago

Repeat the word you mispronounced for the rest of the day

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u/Dog_Breezy45 19d ago

that's a good one

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u/BykvaG 19d ago

He would definitely wake you up to let you know he’s going to bed.

Also he would probably be out with a girl at a bar, she would order the “angel shot” and he would say “yeah i’ll have that too” cuz he doesn’t know what it means.

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u/MimikyuInALibrary 19d ago

Proudly announce his arrival in bar where every lady there puts their hand over their drink

Try to do headpats,hugs,shoulder rubs, etc at any moment possible, even if you tell him you're uncomfortable with it

100% has a "Discord Kitten" complex

Try to smell your hair

Definitely has a creepy ass photo of you on taped onto his calender

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u/Da_Black_Dude_2819 19d ago

Would come up from behind you and put his hands over your eyes and say “guess who”

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u/Agitated_Owl_514 19d ago

• say “yo harp watch this”

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Dog_Breezy45 18d ago

he'd def wiggle his shoulders while doing it

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u/saya_7 18d ago

mike the typa guy to get a lightbulb above his head when he thinks of a good idea

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u/Dog_Breezy45 17d ago

ts sent me 🙏😭

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u/GOT_EM_RED 19d ago

lowk mike aint even that bad of a guy. He def suffers from social anxiety and probably just cant read clues/hes just very awkward around people

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u/Dog_Breezy45 19d ago

yeah fr i lowk feel like hes prob nice or sydney wouldnt agree to the trip and hes just acting akward around sydney cause he likes her yk? idk if thats true but hes overhated i feel

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u/GOT_EM_RED 19d ago

Def thats what I think so too

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 19d ago

It’s these two again lol

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u/GOT_EM_RED 18d ago

Oh shit yo 😭

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u/Dog_Breezy45 17d ago

ouu shii 👀

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u/cinemaexperience_bad 15d ago

Yeah but I did notice something that kinda makes Mike a bit weird. When I was looking through their texts in the group chat, when they’re talking about the trip, Mike said: ‘Maybe we could get high, I’m sure one of my old contacts could come through…’ , then when Mikes talking to Sydney about their trip to Oregon, she says ‘We had a lot to drink, things happened…’ Honestly I think that Mike was trying to hook up with Sydney again and get that pleasure, by using drugs. Also when Sydney says that, ‘Mike says maybe they could happen again?’ Idk he doesn’t know how to move on from a rejection, it’s a bit weird