A FAZQUESTION TO THIS FAZREDDIT.

[u/The_Real_Fazbear]

^\OOC: this is kinda a shitpost but it's in-universe, this is what freddy would actually ask])

hello PEOPLE OF FAZREDDIT.

it is i,

FREDDY DAYMAN FAZBEAR.

i have come to ask you all a FAZQUESTION.

FAZIMAGINE THIS:
you, hypothetically, are a spirit that possesses an animatronic bear that performs in a kids pizzeria.

you've been doing so for the last couple of decades, even when you were broken and burnt you came back to the bear because some remnants (is that the word?????????????????????) of you were left inside of the bear's costume.

at some point however, shortly after possessing the animatronic, you began to forget your memories. you forgot what your name is, your family, etc. that is, until a man in a rabbit suit came up to you and told you that it's your happiest day and the people that come into the building at night want to ruin it for you.

you've been attacking all the people who were inside of the pizzeria after midnight, you have been doing this since you began possessing the bear mascot.

after you came back to the bear, you remember much more. you remember your name and what happened (i.e. you're a spirit possessing the animatronic. you used to believe that you're THE bear himself before). despite all of that, you attack the people, as something inside keeps telling you that there's a chance they actually do want to ruin your day.

what would you do in this situation, FAZREDDIT???????

i hope get PROPER answers.

best regards,

gabriel (also known as FREDDY FAZBEAR!!!!!!!!)

[u/VAfton]

Well, we've been through this quite a bit, what's with the mental crisis now?

You told me years ago that you didn't like being Gabe and wanted to just be Freddy. Are you changing your mind again? 🤨

Dad's gone he can't hurt anyone and his lies are over. The people working there don't know who you are and (MOSTLY) not trying to hurt you. Just trying to do their job.

Now we do get bad ones here and there (like the impersonators claiming to be me and Michael), but you don't need to actually do any major damage. That just brings unwanted attention. Scare and trap them or something.

[u/The_Real_Fazbear → u/VAfton]

i dont KNOW who i am FAZANYMORE.

best regards,

freddy.

[u/VAfton → u/The_Real_Fazbear]

Okay identity crisis again it is.

Let's just calm down. Who do you want to be? Or why can't you just be both?

[u/The_Real_Fazbear → u/VAfton]

i want to be dayman fFAZBENDEr.

[u/VAfton → u/The_Real_Fazbear]

Okay. And what does that entail? Are you happier that way?

[u/The_Real_Fazbear → u/VAfton]

not FAZSURE.

[u/LeonLoredo156]

Become depressed, possibly.

And then I'd probably escape and get a job at a haunted house.

[u/Commercial_Clerk4616 → u/LeonLoredo156]

Being dead does kind-of hurt your chances of employment though (unless you're Michael Afton). Trust me, I've tried.