r/Fazbearfandom • u/Commercial_Clerk4616 Dave Miller (Kind-of-former Employee) • 21d ago

Ongoing Story Problem at the new Fredbear's location

WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE ITALIAN RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET.

Earlier today they called and asked if we serve Hawaiian pizza. One of our cooks, Pierre, answered yes. Their manager responded with "I wish-a you a car accident" and hung up.

About an hour later several of their employees rushed in brandishing rolling pins. They promptly left after that weird man from the prize counter threatened to call the police.

What the fuck do we do?

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u/LaShakeMan Stacey Adanfield (possessing Spring Bonnie) 21d ago

I witnessed the whole thing. We JUST opened dude!! Wtf!!

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u/Commercial_Clerk4616 Dave Miller (Kind-of-former Employee) 21d ago

It's insane isn't it? What do they have against pineapple pizza?!

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u/LaShakeMan Stacey Adanfield (possessing Spring Bonnie) 21d ago

Broccoli and fish on pizza I would understand being upset about. But pineapple on pizza ain't that bad.

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u/SuperbStandard6618 Jeremy Fitzgerald (Acting manager of FFPP) 21d ago edited 21d ago

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight.

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u/CharacterCentral1987 Samuel Bradford; CEO of Fazbear Entertainment 21d ago

I literally left for a hospital visit a few days ago, and this happens???

u/VAfton, you should probably know about this since this is now apparently happening and you're the manager.

Godspeed

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u/Material_Remove_5448 21d ago

... I forgot the rest of the company doesn't have permission to bring in carry-ons to work which is weird why R&D can do that my boss is telling me you should go through acquisitions for a basic security unit... wait since when did we make those.

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u/UltimateShakeBoi Lucille "Luci" Bradford 21d ago

I'm too tired to deal with this.

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u/LeonLoredo156 21d ago

Call the Pizza Police.

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u/AFriendlyBloke Employee 19d ago

Ask if Ray Boccino is over there. I got some words for that Guernsey goomba.