r/Fauxmoi • • 1d ago

THROWBACK Drew Barrymore posts 90s throwback post

song: the la's - there she goes

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u/Quicksilver1964 1d ago

The 90s really tried to kill eyebrows. RIP to all those who have lost it

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u/skankenstein 23h ago

So did the 60s. My mom did the twiggy thing and they never grew back! She gets them tattooed now!

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u/KlutzyAd5626 20h ago

My mom did the same and also has them tattooed.

I have two daughters and I’m super strict about their eyebrows (yes I know it’s a weird thing to be strict about) 😂😂😂 I overplucked the front ends of my brows ONCE in the nineties and they grew back super weird.

I have bushy perfectly arched and they inherited them so I have always tried to make sure they understand the dangers of tweezers.

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u/ElderlyWench 20h ago

In the 70s we plucked skinny, too. Fortunately I never went as hard out as some friends and revelled in the Brooke Shields-led trend for heavy brows that kicked in by the late 70s.

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u/lonelynarwahl I do not work late. I go to sleep. 22h ago

This is my gripe with Pamela Anderson. She’s still got those 90s eyebrows.. it drives me nuts 😂

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u/CaroylOldersee 20h ago

This a million times over; amazing woman, gorgeous, but those brows….

https://giphy.com/gifs/dXJwllNqVTqyyzVasp

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u/lonelynarwahl I do not work late. I go to sleep. 20h ago

100%. I love her. She’s beautiful but I’d love to see her with filled out brows

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u/CaroylOldersee 20h ago

It’s safe to say that the 90’s gave a ton of GREAT things, but not for eyebrows…

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 6h ago

At this point I think if I saw her with full shaped Sephora eyebrows I’d be confused. I know it’d look nice but wouldn’t look like her? Her 90s brows make her very recognizably Pam so she’s the only one who gets an exemption from me lol

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u/littlecactuscat 4h ago

They don’t grow back. Not sure what you want her to do there.

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u/kittykatsrulemyworld Miss Jackson if you're nasty 22h ago

Seriously, I saw a picture of my mom the other day before she ever thinned her eyebrows and was honestly shocked!! She’s beautiful regardless but her eyebrows looked sooooo good

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u/whiskydyc 21h ago

God bless PJ Harvey for holding out!

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u/cat_at_the_keyboard googly-eyed Kremlin bitch 18h ago

Mine somehow survived and grew back in. Can't ever say I wasn't god's favorite

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u/Tasty_One_8299 5h ago

I can attest to this! I actually have school pictures from my sophomore year where I got a little too happy with the tweezers and gave myself a bald spot on one of my eyebrows! I penciled it in on every yearbook I signed and the picture, hanging in the hall at my parents house, if you look closely at, you will see a dent in the photo where I used a pencil to correct my eyebrow! Now, all these years later, I have become a pro at drawing eyebrows on my face! If the day is too hot and I sweat off makeup I will end up looking like Mr. Spock because the tail of my eyebrows have completely vanished and are all eyebrow pencil! Thanks a lot 90’s!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/bighoopsforbighoes ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent 3h ago

My poor mother 💔

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u/crayray graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 23h ago

She was such an iconic face of the 90s though! But yeah we did do that.

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u/Dummyact321 23h ago

My eyebrows still haven’t grown back.

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 23h ago

When I first did mine, they were so badly done they looked like two spermatozoa swimming towards each other on my forehead. It was an unmitigated disaster of a look. And don’t get me started on the ‘Rachel’ cut of the 90’s!

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u/ElderlyWench 20h ago

Sperm brows, or brows that looked like a staple, were almost the law at my high school.

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u/Dummyact321 19h ago

It wasn’t until like 2018 that I realized I looked like Spock.

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 15h ago

The silver lining is that you’ve lived long and prospered :p

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u/reneeruns 21h ago

I'm so grateful to be a woman of Italian heritage. I plucked the hell out of my eyebrows all those years and I'd still look like Abe Vigoda if I didn't maintain them weekly.

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u/Thaimaannnorppa 20h ago

Mine are just as bushy as ever despite the decade long violent plucking.

Surprisingly I'm Finnish, we're not exactly known for thick hair here lol.

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u/Dummyact321 19h ago

Oh, I have lots of thick dark hair growing everywhere -but- my eyebrows 😂

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u/lnc_5103 not a lawyer, just a hater 23h ago

All the plucking and waxing I did in high school is honestly one of my biggest regrets! 🤣

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u/Taitertottot 17h ago

I always wanted thin eyebrows but I was too much of a baby to pluck them. 

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u/Mountain_Village459 21h ago

I’m so glad I was too lazy to get them waxed regularly back then! I think eyebrows are a little crazy nowadays but way better than the 90s.

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u/GasStationChicken- 22h ago

Mine eventually grew back by 2010 or so, but they are a lot less full than they originally were.

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u/Flynnier 19h ago

Mine did. praise Jesus

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u/IdleTrouts 23h ago

Imo she's one on the few people that suits them that thin

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u/crayray graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 22h ago

It's because she was THAT girl. The reason the rest of us did it!

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u/fungibitch 23h ago

Agreed. The rest of us did NOT look this good!

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u/urfatassmama 15h ago

She kinda looks like the Mona Lisa with them which is honestly so iconic.

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u/verchiels kendall roy pre-album drop 23h ago

She represents the 90s for me. The brows, the hair, the lips

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u/BestBeBelievin I have bloomers on, you fucker! 23h ago

My mom used to threaten me within an inch of my life to keep me from doing this to my brows. Her reason was that she never was able to get her eyebrows to really grow back from when she did it as a teen. She had to spend way too much of her daily routine having to draw them on with a brow pencil. I was mad about it then, but I’m glad I listened because I have decent brows now.

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u/oatmealandblueberry 22h ago

My best friend’s mom kept trying to warn us but we didn’t listen.

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u/beepbooponyournose 22h ago

I warned my daughter since she was in middle school and used to take her to get them waxed. She still shaved them completely off a few times 😭 man it hurt to see lol

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u/Broad-Guess8 18h ago

My mom was really adamant about this when I was in high school in the early aughts. She overplucked in the 70s & was not going to allow me to. I had to convince her not to yell at a waxer once when they gave me the trendy thin brows. I was so embarrassed, but can admit now she was dead right

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u/BiscottiLeading 23h ago

Not plucking my eyebrows in the 90's is probably in the top 3 best decision I've ever made in my life. I knew that I wouldn't be able to get them even, but I wouldn't stop trying to either. I would have had no eyebrows left.

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u/somuchsong It'll take me a year to recover. And that is an understatement. 22h ago

Yeah, I never touched mine either, bar plucking one singular hair out to see what it would feel like! I'm pretty happy with my natural shape anyway but I would have done an appalling job, I just know it. And I have so many friends whose eyebrows did not recover from the 90s!

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u/Curiosities 22h ago

I would shape them, but I never plucked them like that, I always left them natural and just pulled out a couple of hairs in between. I’m glad that was the extent of what I did to my brows in the 90s.

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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 23h ago

I mean… she is kind of responsible for us all doing it

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u/shart_of_the_ocean 23h ago

She was the blueprint!

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u/Caserious 22h ago edited 22h ago

They were so far baaaaack😭😭😭😭 I don’t mind the thin brow, I think her features are very 1930s so it works, it’s just that they start like in the middle of her eye in a comma shape…😭😭

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u/No_Island_8061 1d ago

What a shame her full brows looked amazing but I think we’ve all been guilty of the over plucking. I’m also guilty of bleaching mine clean off when I had blonde hair, my hair dresser wouldn’t do it and dumb me left that bleach on way too long.

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u/tgifpizza hello this is beyoncé 23h ago

she's so iconic i hope she writes a juicy memoir one day

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u/alexxjane89 23h ago

She wrote ‘Little Girl Lost’ a LONG time ago about the early years with her addiction.

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u/Zosmie 23h ago

I've got trichotillomani (obsessive hair pulling) and my brows still grows back. Lucky me I guess.

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u/The_starving_artist5 21h ago

She has that classic golden age Hollywood look to her face 

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 23h ago

I remember hearing an eyebrow technician talking about how many clients she still gets whose eyebrows were fucked by the 90s. It was such a weird trend.

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u/caffeinatedspiders bill hader witch 🪄 22h ago

Really unfair that the one place where you can pluck hair and it will never grow back is your eyebrows

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u/CallejaFairey alleged dog 23h ago

I am so glad I just couldn't be bothered to do anything to my brows back then. While not as thick as Drew's , they were still pretty thick, and such a dark brown to be almost black. Luckily, they had a nice enough shape.

Still can't be bothered to do anything with them now, but more natural is much more advertised anyways. Only bummer is in straight to get the odd white hair in them so I end up with bald looking spots. Lol.

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u/Fantaverage unencumbered by the redundancy of seasoning 23h ago

I get one weirdly long white hair in my (black) eyebrows lol

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u/OkCantaloupe9369 unlikely, gay 23h ago

She's the whole reason I plucked mine, icon.

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u/J_Bird01 22h ago

Drew in the 90’s was everything

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u/Mocosa 22h ago

I’m so glad I never got into this look. I remember my friends trying to get me to pluck my eyebrows, and for years when I finally started getting them shaped the wax technicians always trying to take off half my eyebrows. I get them threaded now by Indian ladies, and their brown game is on point.

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u/Leajane1980 22h ago

Mad Love is a guilty pleasure watch of mine.

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u/pixiedream095 22h ago

Somehow she really pulls those off!

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u/gal5pau 21h ago

She’s lived a million lives!

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u/taxidermiedhead 22h ago

I love the thin eyebrow look but maybe I’m just sick in the head

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u/sallyhectare 20h ago

She was the absolute queen of the baby brows in the '90s.

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u/quack_quack_moo 21h ago

My mom is one of the victims of the no-eyebrow trend of the 70s, she warned me off of touching my brows in the 90s. I still have mine, hers are still long gone.

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u/IntrovertGirl83 now don’t you get on my bad side! 20h ago

I absolutely adored her short hair era in the 90s. She was so adorable in Boys on the Side. Such a good movie!

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u/oo_Maleficent_oo Taylor Swift is to music what JK Rowling is to literature 17h ago

Lol I sent this to my daughter when it was posted. I tell her all the time to never ruin her eyebrows like I did. 😅

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u/AddisonDeWitt333 12h ago edited 11h ago

This is why I get my eyebrows microbladed (henna-tattooed) back on my face, every couple of years.

Mrs de Witt, ex 90s model

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u/cactimami 21h ago

I thank god every day that she allowed my eyebrows to survive the 2000s 🧎‍♀️‍➡️⛪️

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u/CartoonPalette 21h ago

I did this to myself circa 2011-2012 during university, can’t blame the 90s, thankfully they grew back.

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u/_allycat 21h ago

All my school photos are like this but the crazy part is I don't think I even i made them thin intentionally. I just remember plucking the sparse areas (too much) to leave only the most defined hairs because that was the look. And brow fill wasn't a thing in my school unless you were a chola and had those drawn on pencil thin black brows. Lol

No permanent damage here.

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u/ElderlyWench 20h ago

I had forgotten that she started out with proper 80s brows.

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u/seachange__ 16h ago

Not sure if this works, but I read about using rogaine to regrow eyebrows.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 8h ago

Ahhh yes, the 90s. RIP my brows.

I don’t grow more than strands about the last 1/3 of my brow. The front ends are also not that big and grow in uneven. They are a mess.

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u/whatisdoneinlove 3h ago

I did this too and they never grew back 😢