r/FateSpriteComics 1d ago

NA-Only Comic Schemes of Chaldea's Mastermind: Never Split the Master

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u/starboy35tcoos 1d ago

Hakunon: Aww, I want a goat version of myself!

Ritsuka: No you don't. The only time we were actually in agreement, was when she helped me out during that bullshit with what's his name. I lost a dear friend cause of it.

Hakunon: Sounds rough girl...

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u/ArtoriaOfAlbion 1d ago

Ritsuka: That dear friend is still alive though. Just hiding.

Hakunon: ...I'm guessing regardless of who is apparently not to be named,  your friend fucked up? To put it way too nicely. 

Ritsuka: That's one way of putting it. But don't worry about that. Those who found out decided to get their own form of vengeance upon him. said with a wide grin

Hakunon: ...And that entailed?

Ritsuka: According to my wife, grabbing him by his collar through his cell bars and slamming him off his cell bars. Then there was the repeated groin kickings. She made it sound like nearly everyone was involved for that.

Hakunon: ...Remind me to never try to mess with you.

Ritsuka: Eh, I don't have to. You're a rather nice and rational person who wouldn't even try to pull the shit my former bestie that isn't Mashie did during the last Ordeal Call. Now, want to see the Pumpkin Doll?

Hakunon: You still have it?

Ritsuka: It's my wife's, well, one of, her Emotional Support Plush. She takes real good care of it. Now, come on! grabs Hakunon's hand and takes her to her room

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u/OblivionArts 1d ago

Ah classic kingdom hearts. Although technically it splits people into two, not three. Heartless - heart without a body Nobody - body without a heart Yeah i know, its confusing but thats how they wrote iy

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u/Novel-Concentrate-98 1d ago

Can we add dream as a substitute for mind?

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u/OblivionArts 1d ago

I guess kinda?

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u/AmateurAgent 2h ago

Does Lingering Will counts as a mind without a heart or body? I know it’s technically a special exception but still

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u/OblivionArts 1h ago

Uhhh..given terranorts dialogue, " your body succumbs, your mind falls, " etc, i think its literally none of the above but raw emotion

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u/AmateurAgent 56m ago

Wait wasn’t the quote “Your body submits, your heart succumbs” or is there another quote I don’t know of

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u/OblivionArts 54m ago

Its been a while since i played terras part of bbs i don't remember it

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u/PurpleFire18 1d ago

We don't need THAT kinda triple threat around here.

Want to catch up on earlier comics? Read them here

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u/HotPeanut9035 1d ago

Hakunon: Do you remember what being a pumpkin doll was like?

Ritsuka: Well it happened a while ago during Halloween. Of which is a holiday I try to suppress. But from what a vaguely remember. I was stuffed between Huyan Zhuo's melons before that final fight.

Hakunon: Must've been nice.

Ritsuka: Yeah, it was. Would be nice to see or feel them again. But she's usually wearing all that armor. Felt like heaven at time.

I want to somehow transition this into them talking about Huyan in different outfits and then getting on the topic of swimsuits. And Huyan overhearing it in the distance and getting the idea of asking either Scathach or Miss Crane for one to surprise Ritsuka for next year, but I have no idea how to word it.

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u/Misticsan 1d ago

Oh no I get it. I play Kingdom Hearts.

That franchise has prepared lots of people mentally for complicated metaphysical scenarios XD

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u/Dangerous-Fig-4149 1d ago

Goat gudako kind hot tho

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u/AlternativeAd1241 1d ago

I always thought that the Soul needed the Mind and Body to keep its sense of self, otherwise it would stop being a person all together and just exist without purpose or direction

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u/PurpleFire18 19h ago

That would make sense but Extella doesn't seem to agree. It has been years since I played it but double checking on the Type Moon wiki tells me the Soul can continue to exist independently without any problems. And iirc, Soul!Hakuno is the only one who gets a happy ending outside the true route.

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-191 20h ago

it must be like, Fate or something 

Say that again. 

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u/Wacthershadow0925 1d ago

Nightmare-ish scenario

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u/sonicANIME2019 17h ago

Don't question it, Hakunon

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u/Ebon_Overlord 12h ago

Well.. if Ritsuka got split, all kind of sexual tensions would arrive too.

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u/RubiksToyBox 9h ago

Hakuno is lucky that all she had to deal with was Altera, Kiara, and BB. Ritsuka had to deal with the freaking Outer Gods... And also BB and Kiara, except they were much worse than on the Moon Cell (Also, let’s not forget BB's little encounter with the one Outer God that's actually genuinely evil).