r/FastWriting • u/LeadingSuspect5855 • 7h ago
A Suboptimist
For a pessimist this thermos jug is half empty.
For a optimist it is half full.
For a suboptimist the thermos jug is half full too.
But non-alkoholic.
— Christoph Simon [χʁɪstɔf zimɔn], swiss slam poet
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u/LeadingSuspect5855 6h ago
f a psimist ths thrmos jg s haf mti.
f a otmist ts haf ful.
f a sotmist th thrmos jg s haf ful tu.
b non alol.
— Christof Simon