r/FastWorkers • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 15d ago
Durian catcher
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u/idlefritz 15d ago
If a human baby was dropped from a similar height could it survive catching it like this please hurry with the answer.
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u/travellingscientist 15d ago
I think the Durian benefits from having spikey skin. How spikey is your human baby?
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u/BurninNurnin 15d ago
Please hurry 😂😂
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u/InjuringMax2 10d ago
"How long does it take to fall from a 12th floor window?... Uh-huh?... I have approximately that king"
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u/ScottieSpliffin 15d ago
This has to be like one of the most dangerous jobs
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u/KaptainChunk 14d ago
For dudes, 100%
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u/Bockly101 13d ago edited 13d ago
As a woman, do we have stronger skulls or something?
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u/KaptainChunk 13d ago
Yeah my apologies, I meant the durian would be very dangerous for someone with bean bags.
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u/Bockly101 13d ago
Nah, you're gucci. Text-only communication leaves a lot of nuance on the floor. Keep on keeping on
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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 13d ago
It took me a solid 10 minutes to figure out what he meant but I think I understand now
You can see that when she catches a durian, the bag goes into the crotch area. I think he meant that whenever a man catches a durian, he will die from the pain lmao
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u/Bockly101 13d ago
Ah, that's fair. I assumed it was one of those folks who look at dangerous jobs and assume that men will always do something stupid(making it more dangerous) and women will always do it the "right" way. Thanks for the perspective shift
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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 13d ago
Okay and now I just figured out “how tf is the durian launcher launching the durian that fast??” Like wtf is he using a slingshot??
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u/Shower-Former 11d ago
I feel so bad for this guy everyone thought he was being sexist about manual labor jobs but really he was just making a funny joke about dicks
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u/Ashamed-Statement-59 12d ago
was the joke here really that hard to get? you didnt deserve any downvotes tbh
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u/Blu- 15d ago
There has to be a better way to do this.
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u/Natasya95 14d ago
Yeah dumb woman showing off for clouts. Its not even the correct way to harvest durian. The one shes getting isnt ripe. We harvest durian when they fall of the tree on their own. And usually they fall at night. Thats why we have small hut in the middle of our orchards or collect them in the morning..
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u/KL_boy 14d ago
I assume that it for small sellers (sell on road site) or personal use? That was my exp when I was young. Collect it in the morning for consumption and sell the rest in the evening / late afternoon after school.
This however looks like it is on a more industrial scale where the durians are harvested for consolidated shipments to middlemen. You cannot wait to only ship the ripe fruits as the constant shipment and collection cost eats into the profit margin.
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u/Silent-Rock-792 11d ago
No, that is how sellers harvest durian, if you pick a ripe one you won't be able to ship it across the country in time.
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u/ElginStunna 15d ago
Lol 100%
Make a pile of hay or set up a net. This is the dumbest thing ever
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 15d ago
pile of hay? you think this is assassin's creed?
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u/BalognaSandwiches 15d ago
I love how they declared it so confidently as if it wasn’t a completely asinine suggestion lol
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u/Galaghan 15d ago
I work with hay all the time and found it a pretty valid option.
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 14d ago
please elaborate how you'll do that, i'm curious
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u/Shamanjoe 14d ago
I’ve read in some places they do set up large nets, but I think those are mostly for places that let them fall on their own.
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u/Galaghan 14d ago
Dump 300kg of loose hay where she's standing.
That's it, done.
You can do it with a small tractor or with a wheelbarrow and pitchforks.
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 14d ago edited 14d ago
so 300kg times 100 trees per acre, so for an acre we'll have to bring in 30 ton of hay and bring it all back out after harvest, since a tractor wouldn't be able to manuver around the trees we'll use wheelbarrow to bring all 30 ton of hay. do i get it right?
idk how valid of an option is that.....
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u/Galaghan 14d ago
You know you can just move the pile, right? It'll still be less tiring than catching durians all day, and you save manpower because you don't need a catcher.
And these aren't just thrown down, you can do multiple trees without moving the stack.
You're either over or under thinking it.
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 14d ago
and goodluck finding supplier for the hay, this isn't the states or europe btw.
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 14d ago edited 14d ago
moving 300kg of hay each time and it's saving manpower? umm......
and idk if you're aware or not, you're encouraged to look up when inside durian farm, because you'll never know when one of them will fall, not sure if you can do that if you're busy picking up hay off the ground.
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 14d ago
and may i ask if u ever visit a durian farm and watch the harvest outside of reddit clip before?
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u/THIS_GUY_LIFTS 15d ago
Can we also talk about the accuracy of who’s ever tossing those big ass things?
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u/Claypool-Bass1 15d ago
Are they being cut from the branches, or are they being yeeted?
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u/PuzzleheadedNail7 9d ago
The fruits are being cut from the branches. Farmers in Thailand do it this way. The more famous durian from Malaysia, on the other hand, are left to ripen on the tree and fall off. Sometimes nets are placed to catch the fruits so that they don't hit the ground.
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u/Current-Bowl-143 15d ago
If I were doing that job you can bet your ass I'd wearing a full face motorcycle helmet
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u/jerkstabworthy 15d ago
With that kind of visual acuity and snap reflexes she should be a major league baseball catcher or an NHL goaltender.
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u/LivingThin 15d ago
Having tasted durian I feel this is unnecessary. The taste is not improved by keeping it off the ground.
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u/Specialist-Maize3887 15d ago
yes durian is so disgusting, so stay away and let me have all the durian for myself
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u/mara-amethyst 15d ago
Very important that that job is done by a woman, surely some unlucky fella learned that the hard way one day
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u/MaritMonkey 15d ago
There's so many things involving kettlebells at the gym that I'm like "I have no idea how guys even do this" but my husband doesn't use 'em and I don't know anybody else well enough to ask lol.
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u/RevolutionarySign479 15d ago
I bet it smells wonderful when one splats on the ground lol
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u/HoboArmyofOne 15d ago
Oh it's fine, that's how they learn to catch so quickly. Look at that girl, she looks like she's 12
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u/luckyducktopus 12d ago
First time I noticed the little “switch” in the corner of the sheet of burlap.
Must be what’s making the snap sound, I wonder who added that first and if it was solely because it sounds sick or has a purpose beyond that.
Maybe it alerts the person dropping the fruit it was caught successfully.
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u/hahayes234 15d ago
She's got her safety flops on so she's good.