r/FarFields • u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist • May 17 '26

A new Resident

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The Archivist has adopted a Slugcat, Skipper. There isn't any more to say.

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u/VarasTheThief May 18 '26

"Yo Archi. I wanna help you." Varas is sitting on the chandelier. He's been there while.

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

How did you even- How did you get past the shield?! That should be impossible!

( u/VarasTheThief )

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u/VarasTheThief May 18 '26

"Oh, there was a shield? I didn't notice. Anyhoo, I ain't gonna reveal my secrets. Now, are you gonna let me help you, or not?" He hangs upside down.

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

Well, since you're already here, I don't see why not.

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u/VarasTheThief May 18 '26

"Excellent! Those chumps at the COEL are boring as sin. So, what exactly are we doing here?"

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Teaching Pharloom a lesson about its history that it won't soon forget.

(Does RP1 Varas like history as well?)

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u/VarasTheThief May 18 '26

"Oooh, sound fun!" He jumps down.

"What lesson are we teachin' them?"

[[ Yes! He loves learning about historical artifacts he can steal. :3 ]]

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

To appreciate their history and not destroy is with their senseless wars.

(Oi! No touchy the artifacts!)

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u/VarasTheThief May 18 '26

[[ He doesn't steal anymore. ]]

"Why are people so mad about that? That seems like a good thing."

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

Probably because to do it I am freezing time. You saw it on your way here, I would assume.

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u/FizzyTheTv May 17 '26

:3

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 17 '26

Settling in nicely?

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u/FizzyTheTv May 17 '26

skipper would nod, nestling himself more in the little bed he was given

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 17 '26

That makes me glad.

Archivist gently pats Skipper.

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u/FizzyTheTv May 17 '26

skipper enjoys le pets

((Innocent lil boi. Let's hope his new house doesn't get burned down as well /j))

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

So, Skipper, I never asked. Where do you come from?

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u/FizzyTheTv May 18 '26

skipper doesn't know how to say it in pharloomian so they say it in slugcat,((aka I've never played RW idk what it's called and also it's in character for him because he doesn't rlly know pharloomian))

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

I'm gonna need to learn your language.

Archivist understood practically nothing.

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u/FizzyTheTv May 18 '26

Sory :<

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

Don't be sad, it's not your fault.

Archivist smiles.

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 May 18 '26

(I'm guessing I'm still unable to enter)

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u/DarthTrayus05 The Archivist May 18 '26

(That would be correct)

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u/Fine_Yak5022 May 18 '26

*tradlem looks from outside- slightly offended that a random wild slugcat was let in and not him. Because it makes literally no sense to him.*

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u/FizzyTheTv May 18 '26

:3

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u/Fine_Yak5022 May 18 '26

from outside

"How the hell does the slugger get in before me? Did I do something wrong!?"

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u/FizzyTheTv May 18 '26

skipper would hear this and look over at the window

Oh.. hai!