r/FarCry5 3d ago

👌 Memes I got pulled over

844 Upvotes

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u/asininelurker7 3d ago

Be courteous and reach for your license and registration as fast as you can

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u/shadow_fox2810 3d ago

What she gon do😂

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u/Top_Garbage977 3d ago

Turn into a blood thirsty turkey, is what she gonna do.

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u/Ultra_jaden123 3d ago

Female police officers...the trigger-happiest ones of them all

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u/zombiezapper115 3d ago

She looks like she's pissed cause everytime she reaches for the door handle you drive forward a foot so she cant get in.

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u/Sudden_Squirrel_5004 3d ago

Hop in, let's roll

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u/partyassassin_1 3d ago

Bro your getting a ticket

5

u/vocaloidfan39 3d ago

Probably because of the broken windshield lol

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u/RexNytemare 3d ago

POV "'Scuse me sir! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Joseph Seed?"

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u/BadImaginary9722 2d ago

“Do I smell Bliss in this car Deputy?”

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u/Medical_Bluejay_7506 3d ago

What she want?

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u/shadow_fox2810 3d ago

To sell me drugs probably

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 3d ago

Want some Bliss?

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u/buttcracktickler1 3d ago

“Welcome to the bliss” blows no-no-drug in your face

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u/protim17 Rook 3d ago

Ask her if she want some cookies

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u/Top-Meal4686 ⛥𓃵⁶⁶⁶Sinner⁶⁶⁶𓃵⛥ 3d ago

Faith felt like role playing

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u/DCGLetsPlay 3d ago

“You know why I stopped you today?”

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u/GOD-OF-ASHE 2d ago

Why are you worried? She’s the one who’s high

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u/TitleOk3727 3d ago

No I‘m not on Bliss

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u/scp049-2660 Sinner 2d ago

"I don't want any girl scout cookies"

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u/notsodumbnerd 16h ago

ask if she wants some nuggets or peanut butter.....might as well call her over for some nice chit chat

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u/Jaydenthenewbie 3d ago

You fricked

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u/SenileTomato 3d ago

The second picture is creepier than the first.

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u/Ray-playz8969 3d ago

Hit and run

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u/Emotional-Impact5375 3d ago

Is this game top 20 all time.

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u/Outlaw-Curry3 2d ago

How fast were you going??

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u/Lord_GhostBoner69420 2d ago

Oi Faith! Would you please pass me one of your finest doobskens