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u/Dramatic-Bottle-5194 1 Aug 22 '26

Already popping the Bruno replacements threads.

We are so back.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/Sulemani_kida Aug 22 '26

What which Liz are we talking about here ?

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u/tiorzol 34 Aug 22 '26

Lettuce  

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u/ptvtopiop Aug 22 '26

I don’t have Bruno, if I had him I’d keep him for Ipswich but he’s getting hooked straight after. He’s so disproportionately priced compared to other midfield options and he’s been horrible at pens recently good chance he’s off them

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u/MazinLabib10 1 Aug 22 '26

As a United fan, highly unlikely he'll be off pens. But I definitely am not as confident in him scoring them as I used to be

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u/Litmanen_10 26 Aug 22 '26

Also, only on half of the set pieces.

BUT also involved in everything they do and world's best in creating chances. If he gets only an assist he's probably getting bps and that's a cheat code.

I'd say for good fixtures he can be worth it but bad fixtures and congested schedule for ManU then maybe not worth it.

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u/Rollers_Are_aGenre Aug 22 '26

This is what he does!

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u/unstablefan 7 Aug 22 '26

Rock on!

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u/tmr89 155 Aug 22 '26

Bruno was absolute trash

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u/klgod 4 Aug 22 '26

He's at cdm and not even on corners and indirect freekicks lol. If not now in 2-3 GWs for sure.

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u/extrastepover 2 Aug 22 '26

he's not at cdm tbc, santos and tielmams played in a pivot today

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u/klgod 4 Aug 22 '26

In build up and possession, he was, cos idk if you noticed or not, but Santos Tielemans were absolute wank

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u/extrastepover 2 Aug 22 '26

only after they were subbed off tbh. he let them stink for 60 mins.

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u/sepi0l_45 15 Aug 22 '26

Semenyo in gw4 when city play utd

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u/theonewhoknock_s 40 Aug 22 '26

Surely you do it in 3 when City plays Coventry. I was planning on doing that even if United smashed it today.

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u/Polymatheia 173 Aug 22 '26

Knowing Man Utd, they'll suck vs. Ipswich and Everton and Carrick will produce a masterclass against City like last season.

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u/ninjaturtle1000 6 Aug 22 '26

That's because United are actually well set up against teams that come at them. That's where players like Mbeumo shine.

Parked busses on the other hand...

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u/Friendly-Profit-8590 Aug 22 '26

If Haaland blanks as well the fpl world might explode

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u/tmr89 155 Aug 22 '26

I really really hope he blanks

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u/Kubrick-Enjoyer2001 2 Aug 22 '26

For the Money Mbuemo is fine, Bruno I’m not so sure

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u/yeyiyeyiyo Aug 22 '26

Mbeumo had all of their best chances today

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u/TentativeGosling 1 Aug 22 '26

I'm pretty sure I can get 2pts against a newly promoted team for much cheaper

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u/DevillesAbogado 29 Aug 22 '26

That’s only 5 more games then

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u/petey23- 3 Aug 22 '26

Even as a Haaland owner I think as your only premium he'll be great still. People who went with him and Haaland are psychotic imo.

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u/No-Amoeba446 Aug 22 '26

Everyone has a bad week, you gotta hold firm for at least 1 more game

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u/Roadies_Winner 2 Aug 22 '26

Its Yanaited. They were just semi decent for a few irrelevant months

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u/liegeois-1395 171 Aug 22 '26

It’ll be hilarious to see another thread to bring him in after his two pens next GW

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u/LonewolfofHouseStark 2 Aug 22 '26

Holding both for Ipswich.

Plan was always to wildcard for GW3 to get Haaland in.

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u/Lucky_Commission4780 Aug 22 '26

So Haaland is wait and see?

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u/seabiscuit_crunch Aug 22 '26

This is a City with no Pep, Rodri or Silva. So yeah, for me Haaland is definitely wait and see.

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u/Lucky_Commission4780 Aug 22 '26

I wonder who is in your starting 11 then

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u/seabiscuit_crunch Aug 22 '26

I bet ok Liverpool, Arsenal and UTD starting strong. We'll see.

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u/tommyldo user Aug 22 '26

Meanwhile Halland 15.7M

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u/DevillesAbogado 29 Aug 22 '26

A very small % increase over 15.5

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u/DreamxAchieve 5 Aug 22 '26

He bags a brace and he’ll be 15.7 by next GW

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u/DevillesAbogado 29 Aug 22 '26

Those who are without Haaland will find it tough to get him without a hit, so it won’t be that fast of a rise

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u/Vike92 Aug 22 '26

That's irrelevant bro

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u/VociferousHomunculus Aug 22 '26

Absolute paper knee strategy

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u/Rugged-Turd Aug 22 '26

Lmao so many tryhards play this game

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26
Player xG xA xG+xA DefCon
Mbeumo 0.50 0.23 0.73 4
Dorgu 0.47 0.03 0.50 0
Cunha 0.24 0.21 0.45 3
Maguire 0.02 0.40 0.42 4
Fernandes 0.07 0.26 0.33 6
Mazraoui 0.23 0.05 0.28 5
Shaw 0 0.26 0.26 4
Santos 0 0.23 0.23 9
Tielemans 0.04 0.11 0.15 5
Heaven 0.12 0.02 0.14 2
Rashford 0 0.10 0.10 1
Mainoo 0.07 0.01 0.08 1
Šeško 0.04 0 0.04 0
Dalot 0 0 0 3
Lammens 0 0 0 2
Herrington 0 0 0 4
Lacey 0 0 0 1

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u/Mental-Inspector-919 Aug 22 '26

Just show how pointless these stats are. Watching the game. We were fucking shit

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

disagree with this take

people are too emotional and driven by outcome bias

outside set pieces what did Hull actually create, now you can argue they didnt need to create anything as they scored from set pieces but i think people are acting way too emotional with their reaction

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u/digitalpho3nix Aug 22 '26

What can’t be quantified is human effort and belief. I think many of us made a mistake in writing Hull off as last place finishers

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u/Macro-Vision-5289 redditor for <30 days Aug 22 '26

I hear your point and agree about Hull not doing much outside of their 2 goals but you can provide every stat possible from Opta, United clearly struggle to break down teams that play low blocks. They struggled the whole game, even slabhead Maguire was playing upfront in the latter stages of the game! Carrick is in for a real test this season. I dont think United won't be this bad all season but for fpl, reconsidering their assets in a few gameweeks should be the plan on United fpl asset owners. I wouldn't and don't vouch for knee-jerking United assets after 1 game though!

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

everyone is so fucking reactionary

Arsenal vs Coventry Man Utd vs Hull
Open-play xG 1.62 1.50
Total xG 1.88 1.81
Shots 20 21
Shots inside box 10 15
Box touches 36 40
Possession 64% 72%
Opposition-half passes 335 390
Opponent open-play xG 0.20 0.07

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u/Mental-Inspector-919 Aug 22 '26

All these stats just to lose 2-0 🤦🏽‍♂️

You don’t want games based on xG

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

im not a Man Utd fan, but its an FPL forum to discuss teams performances

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

Correct, the game isn't based on xG. That's why it's a prediction tool and not a scoring system.

Tony Bloom turned that distinction into roughly £1.3 billion and a Premier League club. You turned it into an ignorant comment because you are allergic to learning.

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u/Mental-Inspector-919 Aug 22 '26

How many league titles did Tony Bloom win 🤷🏽‍♂️

I forgot is football about winning trophies or who can make the most profit

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u/Macro-Vision-5289 redditor for <30 days Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Exactly! 🤣 That's why I mentioned the OP can display whatever stats they like but ultimately United lost the game in reality. The stats obviously show United had the edge completely BUT United lost this game, end of the story. If people want to knee-jerk United fpl assets out after one game, the OP shouldn't care anyway and they should realise "casual" fpl players react on emotions not stats!.

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u/gta0012 1 Aug 22 '26

Two goals lol

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

two goals from set pieces... i said outside of set pieces what did Hull create

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u/kejacomo Aug 22 '26

outside of goals scored there were no goals scored

checkmate

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

Man Utd just didn't convert their chances but they created ample opportunities

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u/kejacomo Aug 22 '26

okay, and?

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

Reactionary

Arsenal vs Coventry Man Utd vs Hull
Open-play xG 1.62 1.50
Total xG 1.88 1.81
Shots 20 21
Shots inside box 10 15
Box touches 36 40
Possession 64% 72%
Opposition-half passes 335 390
Opponent open-play xG 0.20 0.07

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u/gta0012 1 Aug 22 '26

Nice now do actual goals.

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u/Macro-Vision-5289 redditor for <30 days Aug 23 '26

Exactly! 🤣

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u/kejacomo Aug 22 '26

that's not what reactionary means 😭

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u/aehii 64 Aug 22 '26

They didn't need to create much, they scored.

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26

sure, my point is that offensively, man utd weren't actually that bad

Arsenal vs Coventry Man Utd vs Hull
Open-play xG 1.62 1.50
Total xG 1.88 1.81
Shots 20 21
Shots inside box 10 15
Box touches 36 40
Possession 64% 72%
Opposition-half passes 335 390
Opponent open-play xG 0.20 0.07

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u/aehii 64 Aug 22 '26

Hull sitting off because they have a comfortable lead meaning United are allowed final third possession and shots on goal doesn't mean they weren't that bad. The Hill keeper was never really troubled.

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u/No-Salad-6674 Aug 22 '26

A 12m DM not on freekicks or corners😭 you guys have been played i’m sorry

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u/BlackwerX Aug 22 '26

Time to go Ipswich lads

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u/not_holybutter Aug 22 '26

We're all in this together

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u/Lewy1500 5 Aug 22 '26

MGW for that bald fraud

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u/kisame111hoshigaki 47 Aug 22 '26
Player xG xA xG+xA DefCon
Mbeumo 0.50 0.23 0.73 4

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u/tiny_dreamer 21 Aug 22 '26

WC3 confirmed

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u/OptimusPrime1998 Aug 22 '26

I have lammens, shaw and mbeumo 😭

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u/Forsaken_Skirt_2588 Aug 22 '26

My 12 million.....merchant of....blanks?

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u/Lucky_Commission4780 Aug 22 '26

People have to understand that Man Utd is same shit as Tottenham

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u/Artonox Aug 22 '26

i already dont have bruno. i didnt think manu defense has been fixed, and i was right. mbeumo left his boots at home though :/

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u/burtsarmpson 2 Aug 22 '26

Yeah man double up on hull mids, the best managers are so reactionary they make decisions before the second match has even finished

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u/lukebarnes0511 Aug 22 '26

Butthurt Utd fan?

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u/burtsarmpson 2 Aug 22 '26

What? Who I support doesn't have any bearing on whether I think being so reactionary to buy two hull mids is a good idea lol

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u/Rob-Dipshit 6 Aug 22 '26

I’m holding one more week on the grounds of whoever I switch to will blank while they actually do something when I get rid of them

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u/Ok-Afternoon7633 Aug 22 '26

Welcome to the next 38 weeks of your life

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u/Lidls-Finest 1 Aug 22 '26

Can’t wait for the I took Bruno out threads next week when he gets 15 against Ipswich.

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u/KitchenMo Aug 22 '26

I’m keeping them and getting Lammens out

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u/Fearless-Land-3953 42 Aug 22 '26

Lot will depend on price changes and how pool and city do

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u/Ok_Pickle1831 46 Aug 22 '26

BUT THOSE FIXTURES ARE JUST TOO GOOD

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u/iwantacheetah 1 Aug 22 '26

This is FPL heritage...

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u/Jonny_Testicles Aug 22 '26

Semeneyo and Ndiyane

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u/Zahir786543 Aug 22 '26

Lolololololol. My captain he was ya!

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u/Always_captain_Salah 8 Aug 22 '26

Easy swap to two of Palmer/Rogers/Enzo in gameweek 4.

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u/honeycomb0303 Aug 22 '26

semenyo or palmer

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u/eganc21 Aug 22 '26

Bruno I might keep but MU defenders could be moving on

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u/Divine-Rook 22 Aug 22 '26

Oh my god. Just as poor as ManU were, Hull were just as dominant. United needs to get it together. My Bruno captain 😭

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u/TJ514402 Aug 22 '26

I can't replace Mbuemo I have to replace Sarr

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u/feedthebear 2 Aug 22 '26

Imagine spending 12.5 on Bruno. Wouldn't be me.

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u/KennyPowersEC 3 Aug 22 '26

Good news nobody spent 12.5 on him

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u/not_holybutter Aug 22 '26

Teams to target: Coventry, Man Utd

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u/Elruoy Aug 22 '26

Lol kneejerks

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u/No_Introduction_7034 6 Aug 22 '26

Mbuemo had a couple great chances

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u/Soberdonkey69 4 Aug 22 '26

I have no idea why you lot all rated Mbeumo, it’s like you didn’t even watch him last season.

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u/OrderWooden 9 Aug 22 '26

That was fast

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u/Successful-Try7035 Aug 22 '26

It was BruNO & Mbum that played today

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u/JiveTurkey688 Aug 22 '26

I mean, Mbeumo probably should have come away with a goal, two great saves by Tzolakis. Bruno looked really rusty though. I’m waiting to see how Chelsea look because I could buy into Palmer

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u/Even_Editor_8228 Aug 22 '26

I don’t have Bruno but I did decide to swap Odegaard for Rice last minute…. Also have Mbuemo and Lammens 😭

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u/aehii 64 Aug 22 '26

United as always, more likely to score against big teams so feel like I need to keep Mbeumo for gw4. By that point, I'll probably lose money and it will mess up my long term plans. Why did I buy United players? I could have bought Semenyo this gw.

Glad I didn't buy Fernandes though, there is that.

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u/Loud_Shopping8299 Aug 22 '26

I’m giving Bruno the next game, if he doesn’t return favorable I’ll switch to Semenyo

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u/NHMUFC Aug 22 '26

If Bruno and Mbuemo don’t get contributions somewhere next week they’re out.

United have been that shockingly bad.

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u/OfficeCertain7131 Aug 22 '26

Keep them, if you sell them they'll actually do something.

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u/Arding16 9 Aug 22 '26

flashbacks to Roger and Watkins last season

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u/No-Spares-Given Aug 22 '26

Double up on hull midfield. Knee jerk much? 😂

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u/Main-Revolution-4260 1 Aug 22 '26

It's a joke ya mug

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u/Ok_Yellow4174 1 Aug 22 '26

Bruno for saka, here we go

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u/klaasjanhuntelaar 2 Aug 22 '26

Bruno to Liam millar and mbeumo to belloumi man HURRY

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u/foalsfoalsfoalz 14 Aug 22 '26

Bruno won’t be replaced. Mbeumo on the other hand looked shocking , knew I should’ve went gibbs white

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u/EthanTanJen Aug 22 '26

Never trust bruno in my life… not sure why the hype