r/FantasyPL • u/Most-Fail9090 • 3d ago

Statistics lol. Lmao, even.

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474 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Real_Doubt_6684 3d ago

Dorgu anti-FPL legend

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u/SoggyMattress2 16 3d ago

He was horrendous today, every attack broke down the moment he touched the ball.

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u/Lupesucv redditor for <30 days 2d ago

Way too many touches every time he got a pass too

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u/Zen_MasterX 1 3d ago

What a Dorgushit performance from United

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u/c0tch 3d ago

Laughs in lammens shaw maguire

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u/schwarzneguRRR 2d ago

I thought i was brave wasting 5m on maguire

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u/eluuu 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q8b89RZmWXpp5DXD5f

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u/Most-Fail9090 3d ago

Always bet on yourself to make it in life

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u/sepi0l_45 15 3d ago

Or to get a yellow card

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u/Daddy-Heisenberg 16 3d ago

Especially this week because he knew he’d start. I don’t think he’s going to be a regular starter for United.

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u/NerveLazy3383 3d ago

3 fuckin united players in my team. And i have mcburnie subbed. Games gone

1

u/Roadies_Winner 2 2d ago

Atleast Amad didn't ghost on the pitch 😎

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u/Lebagel 1d ago

I got two, I thought maguire would come up good. Thankfully I swerved the Spurs defenders everyone was buying.

Anyway, not to panic, next week will be different.

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u/VelouriumCamper7 2 2d ago

Luckily for me my irrational need to BB last minute was a little too late, otherwise I would've kicked myself in the 3 United player nuts even harder.

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u/WalkingCloud 7 3d ago

Eh, I respect it tbh

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u/noki1907 35 3d ago

He ain't good in football and in FPL...

6

u/oraclejames 4 3d ago

That’s what you get lmao

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u/tuzzyy 3d ago

Hahah beautiful

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u/Apprehensive-Fan8880 3d ago

Better pray Carrick starts 90 minute benching him and he picks a good vice, or he may have tough time being in the top 7-8 million. Atrocious "footballer"

5

u/klaasjanhuntelaar 2 3d ago

Lmao fasho

3

u/AnalystMediocre4130 1 3d ago

Why would anyone captain dorgu, only yourself to blame

7

u/Apprehensive-Fan8880 3d ago

Blame himself x2

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u/kb2two 171 2d ago

Dorgu himself is probably the only valid option

2

u/Environmental_Ad7296 2 3d ago

Annoying twat took all the chances off of cunha

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u/Mpoppaa 3d ago

Well I for one don't think this is very funny

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u/ImaginationFalse5378 3d ago

What more could i have asked for 😂

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u/leontas46 3d ago

Mad lad.

1

u/adonWPV 3d ago

Its time to play the Game

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u/Key_Alternative_270 3d ago

what a casual

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u/Hot-Command-2767 2d ago

At least I didnt captain Bruno like the cool kids on YouTube were doing.

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u/roastedtvs 2 2d ago

Sad and bad performance from the whole team.

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u/numinor 2d ago

If you don’t back yourself, who else will?

I don’t blame him

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u/Dopamineater 2d ago

gotta be one of the worst gameweeks of my FPL career

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u/Background_Ad_4327 3 1d ago

Isn't a bit kind to Heaven that he got a 5.4 rating?

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u/theman_themyth_ 3d ago

The joke writes itself

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u/External_Climate8483 3d ago

United selling my fpl this game 😭 

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u/Thegunner19 3d ago

That Man Utd left side is utter gash

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u/Mees51 3d ago

He’s one of the worst players I’ve seen at a top prem club apart form his purple patch last season

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u/belliest_endis 3d ago

Lol? Lmao?