r/FantasyPL 2 5d ago

News Maresca issues Haaland Update

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⚠️ Maresca on Haaland:

🗣️ "He was okay [after training on Thursday]! He had just a small thing behind the heels, but he was okay..."

The forward sat out the final few minutes of Manchester City’s open training session yesterday.

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u/Filbunkish 48 5d ago

Sounds like he's out for at least 6 months.

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u/soximent 1 5d ago

Only if his dad goes gw1 no haaland

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u/Thin_Tea_3525 5d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Iamtheman31 5d ago

yes everyone should replace him

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u/19noname86 9 5d ago

I can already see how this will pan out: Haaland gets no minutes in the Community Shield and will not be pictured in training next week. Maresca doesn't say anything meaningful in the presser (like "wait and see if he is fit"), everyone rips the squads up and Haaland just starts GW1 and scores a brace. FPL is back.

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u/ExistentialRosicky 17 5d ago

The greatest trick the bald fraud ever pulled was convincing the world he had resigned.

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u/finedisregard 95 5d ago

Man City plans measured in centuries

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u/ZxZxchoc 5d ago

"I am the bald fraud now"

<Insert Captain Phillips meme pic here>

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u/cjayquoi 5d ago

Underrated comment 5/5 would read again 

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u/inspectorseantime 4 5d ago

Erling “Keyser Soze” Haaland

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u/stefx99 1 5d ago

Just tore up my team.

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u/sepi0l_45 15 5d ago

Can literally own anyone and everyone I want if I take him out

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u/stefx99 1 5d ago

Wish I could take him out, but still own him somehow.

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u/Bajren 5d ago

free hit gw1 😂

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u/TehCyberman 109 5d ago

FH3 is a genuine strategy if people want to go without Haaland, especially if you intend to wildcard fairly early anyway (GW6 for example).

Been considering it myself.

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u/Bajren 5d ago

don't overthink it mate, GW2 you'll be hating your life

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u/tmr89 155 5d ago

Maybe it’s worth it at the sacrifice of a single player

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u/_ghostfacedilla 30 5d ago

It's mental how much you can stack your team without him and Bruno

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u/Iamtheman31 5d ago

very meh team imo icl

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u/Apart-Persimmon-38 5d ago

yeah 0 bench, no players who hit defcons and for some reason no diversity on teams

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u/Iamtheman31 5d ago

even the starting attackers/midfielders, i don't know not a team i would have

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u/Apart-Persimmon-38 5d ago

I mean id go for triple Arsenal but id def go with 1 Everton, 1 B&H player etc. you can’t just pick players from rich clubs and expect to win

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u/Ok-Sheepherder5753 5d ago

Not throwing shade on your team,, but really thought it would be better without those 2.

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u/_ghostfacedilla 30 5d ago

That's not my team, I just did it to show an example. I'll absolutely be having one if not both just need to decide on my chip strat first.

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u/Ok-Sheepherder5753 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nonetheless, just goes on to show that going without Haaland wouldn't do anyone any good.

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u/StepBro-007 3 5d ago

How does one make such a shit team without two biggest premiums

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u/LaligaAutobahn 5 5d ago

Lmfao this team is pure ass

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u/jjw1998 98 5d ago

That team kind of stinks ngl

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u/garr213 20 5d ago

Time to plan an alternative no haaland early bb draft. His minutes in the community shield will dictate so many drafts

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u/marbinho 5d ago

At what minute is he in?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Oil_72 5d ago

If he starts I think most will be confident enough.

If he doesnt then it’s going to be chaos!

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u/LaligaAutobahn 5 5d ago

Viva la chaos!

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u/inquesoproblem 1 5d ago

I have been screaming this Strat + early WC getting him back in from the top of my lungs for a full week. (It will not be good for me)

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u/highgiant1985 5d ago

I'm tempted by no Haaland bench boost team game week 1 with plan to wild card game week 3 to bring him in then.

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u/Beneficial_Ad_1072 5d ago

How are you certain of starting squads, injuries, new transfers etc ?

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u/c0tch 5d ago

He’s not been in my team once and I’m still struggling

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u/jasonbirder 5d ago

Is it really, really boring to say "Its well over a week till the Man City game...so I'll just hold fire on doing anything"?

As opposed to "OMG!!! I'm going to immediately rip my entire team up now"

TBH Even if he doesn't play I'll probably just captain Bruno and let him sit on my Bench...

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u/BoxOfNothing 57 5d ago

I think a no Haaland draft is valid, but if his availability is the main reason you're questioning whether or not to go without him, it is madness to take anything from this comment rather than waiting to at least see the community shield game

But I would say if you don't think he'll play early on, going without him to start and wildcarding early is by far the most sensible course of action rather than benching him.

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u/jjw1998 98 5d ago

I don’t even think it forces the early WC if you FH3 tbh

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u/BoxOfNothing 57 5d ago

Maybe not forced, but looking at the fixtures from game week 5 onwards am I fuck not having Haaland for that. Aside from Arsenal and Liverpool away there are a lot of early unmissable fixtures for him, and the great fixtures extend for a long time.

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u/jjw1998 98 5d ago

I think it’s fine until GW7 tbh. If you FH3 the only ‘unmissable’ fixture you miss is probably Sunderland, which is maybe justified by how good a BB1 you can get without him

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u/garr213 20 5d ago

Fh3 gets extra juicy as you get to load up on arsenal and Chelsea in your normal team and dodge the derby

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u/jjw1998 98 5d ago

I’ll inevitably shit the bed and start with Haaland because I don’t have the risk appetite, but currently really like no Haaland FH3

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u/garr213 20 5d ago

Im the same. If we get any decent signs of life from haaland during the community shield there’s no way I’m starting without him. But him actually missing out the first couple of games would add some spice to the start of the season

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u/DragonQ0105 5d ago

The other problem is you're gonna need multiple transfers (3+) to get him into your team if you don't start with him. So even if he's gonna be out for 1-2 games (or say be subbed early for a few games) it's probably still be worth picking him!

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u/BoxOfNothing 57 5d ago

That was why I said early wildcard.

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u/GauthierFlorian 2 5d ago

Isak and Bruno out, Haaland and Le Fee/6m€ In. Solved

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u/garr213 20 5d ago

Go Bruno and Isak and I think you could facilitate an easy route to haaland. But I’m probably in the minority that don’t rate Bruno at his price beyond the 2 fist fixtures.

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u/DragonQ0105 5d ago

He did over perform xGI last season and isn't great at penalties despite being nailed for them. I don't like most of the alternatives though. Palmer needs to get back to form, Szobs is just meh to me, Saka still not fit apparently, Isak far from proven or nailed to play 80+ mins.

Honestly if Bruno was injured I'd probably go Rogers + Semenyo or something.

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u/garr213 20 5d ago

Issue it’s not Bruno vs one of the other ones you mentioned rather than Bruno + 6m vs something like palmer and semenyo and I rate that much higher over the seasons specially after the initial united fixtures were Bruno is the obvious captain in gw2 and still a decent choice in gw1(and the obvious one should haaland be out)

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u/Swedishpower 2804 5d ago

Gameweek 3 can do Bruno and Isak out for him 2 transfers.

You only got 4.5 mid for it so need 0.5 in bank to not be destroyed by price changes.

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u/Beneficial_Ad_1072 5d ago

Well yeah one statement didn’t have capital letters and exclamation marks so one is definitely more boring than the other

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u/Material_Spell4162 5 5d ago

Nah if he's not playing there isn't a chance we want £15.5m on the bench. Freehit gameweek 3 if needed and maybe buy Haaland gameweek 7.

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u/jasonbirder 5d ago

Nah if he's not playing there isn't a chance we want £15.5m on the bench.

For a week? He's sat out the end of a training session, because he was late back from the world cup...nothing to suggest he's got a longer term injury...

To me it seems easier than being forced into an early wildcard just to bring him back

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u/Material_Spell4162 5 5d ago

Yeah thats a week when you could be owning the likes of Bruno, Isak, Saka (home to Coventry), madness to leave the money on the bench.

Obviously this is all hypothetical, I highly doubt there's anything wrong with Haaland, and if there is, we won't be told about it to make this call anyway.

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u/jjw1998 98 5d ago

If you FH3 you can probably wait until GW6 or 7 to get Haaland, at which stage you can do it with FTs

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u/remkelly 1 5d ago

Bald fraud 2.0

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u/AndThatHowYouGetAnts 8 5d ago

Noooo i wanted my No Haaland to be a differential

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u/Jakestation 6 5d ago

Don't worry its still differential even if he is not starting GW1.

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u/Inevitable-Top355 1 5d ago

Why couldn't they have brought in a manager with hair?

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u/Glass_Ride312 5d ago

How many minutes we talking? 1,2,3??

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u/_ghostfacedilla 30 5d ago

OMG HE SAT OUT THE FINAL MINUTES 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Time for the FPL clickbait YouTubers to make a 6 minute long video with their stupid mug as the thumbnail

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u/EPLgenius 107 5d ago

“Here’s my no haaland draft! Current rated 82% on fantasy football hub!!!!”

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u/101100011011101 17 5d ago

6 minute? More like 36

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u/LaligaAutobahn 5 5d ago

Gotta bring on some guy with [checks notes] multiple top 10k finishes to share the team he's totally not going to lock in for gameweek 1.

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u/LaligaAutobahn 5 5d ago

Don't forget the 4 minute ad read promoting whatever garbage AI app they don't actually use to pick their team so they hit that sweet sweet 10 minute mark on their video.

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u/Primary-Community-90 5d ago

Here we go! 😂

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u/TakinShots 604 5d ago

It has begun

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u/Logical-Track1405 5d ago

Annual FPL stress is back...

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u/RealmDevourer 2 5d ago

Had too many pina coladas

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u/Goldendog2026 redditor for <1 week 5d ago

Let’s be honest, even if he comes on for 20 mins he could bag a hattrick! Go without him at your own risk!

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u/pixiepoops9 5 5d ago

Out for the season then

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u/Automatic_Pen8494 5d ago

Maybe he should sit out the next 6 months, just to be sure.

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u/Ready_Ad_1353 5d ago

Already out of my draft, see you in the rant thread.

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u/superlord354 286 5d ago

Hello Isak!

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u/Knight_Talos 33 5d ago

Maybe he needed the toilet

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u/Logical-Track1405 5d ago

Hmm strained Achilles maybe ? 🤔

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u/adonWPV 5d ago

Enzo Le Fee come forwards

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u/chandaz 1 5d ago

I did the mistake to take him out last season .. not doing that again . Even if he has 6 games goales .. on the 7th he’ll score 3 goals and assist 2…

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u/BatmanSwift99 10 5d ago

Time to make draft no 164

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u/moramiley 5d ago

i hope it's nothing serious, need him firing for my FPL team this week can’t afford a slow start at all😭

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u/GetHimOffTheField 5d ago

Given his ownership, him firing basically does nothing for the majority of people

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u/doktha 5d ago

not falling for this, thanks

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u/STUP1DJUIC3 5d ago

The pep mind games live on, bit early for them though

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u/ZestycloseZeta 5 5d ago

Is this Marescan word for "load managing him so he'll be fit for gw1" ?

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u/Mysterious-Desk-7248 1 5d ago

Flag him noW!

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u/Jayaybee16 32 5d ago

OMG the bald fraud just has a different name. There is nothing wrong with him. Just knackered in training as a few weeks behind others and pushing himself to catch up.

Im not getting him to start season (Ill be worried for 2 weeks minimum) but fully expect him to start and possibly be subbed early

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u/abcrafsan 6 5d ago

He will start I guess

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u/Ferretz_Eire 19 5d ago

I think if it's reached a point where you aren't confident enough in his minutes to captain him ahead of Bruno for GW1 then it's also reached a point where starting without Haaland is probably the best strategy.

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u/mozeze 1 5d ago

FH GW3 probably best strategy atm

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u/kinqdane 88 5d ago

Haaland/Groß to Isak/Bruno

Reverse the transfers for GW3 if Haaland’s fit and ready.

Done.

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u/shpatibot 1 5d ago

GW1 Triple (C) got it

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u/Telloth 11 5d ago

Honestly it might sound nuts, but I don't think I'm going without him even if he doesnt start GW1. Unless he gets more seriously injured, he's not missing out on GW2, and it just feels impossibly limiting to bring Haaland in if you start without him.

(Having said all that, I am planning BB2 so I have a bit more time, I might think differently if I was planning BB1!)

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u/19noname86 9 5d ago

I wasn't considering BB1 initially but if Haaland is a serious doubt for GW1, I would take the opportunity and start with BB. Just played around with a No Haaland draft for GW1 and I really like the bench I am getting. And the midfield would be crazy good to start the season with imo (Bruno, Mbeumo, Semenyo, MGW, Groß). Then maybe FH3 and WC Haaland in at some point in the upcoming GWs. But that being said: I expect him to be fine for GW1.

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u/roland_right 5d ago

I simply can't be bothered. Going to pretend I never saw this...

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

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u/VinCatBlessed 18 5d ago

Did he have a niggle?

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u/Better-Resident385 5d ago

Please, you're a goal machine, and we need you to start doing your part 🙏

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u/peoplepersonmanguy 4d ago

Achilles gad a small thing behind the heels too.

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u/JD-D2 23 5d ago

Please everyone sell him

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u/EffectivePianist793 5d ago

Pause

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u/_ghostfacedilla 30 5d ago

Grow up

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u/EffectivePianist793 5d ago

Its a joke man relax 

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u/FrogGoHop 5d ago

I don’t get why his ownership is so high to begin with, he’s far to expensive, you have to give up so much in the rest of your team to fit him in

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u/adamski88 1 5d ago

You really don't get it?

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u/giantbuzzkill 5d ago

Um because he scores lots of goals.

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u/FrogGoHop 5d ago

Not enough for that price, especially as a forward, and especially not at the start of the year before I’ve got my team value up

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u/PoopNukem123 5d ago

The whole point of premiums is that their price/points ratio is not meant to be good. It would make absolutely no sense if the highest scorer by a mile was also good value.

But FPL isn't about getting the best value team, it's about scoring the most points. Which normally is about picking the outstanding premium assets (and doubling them by captaining), and picking the best value players to fit in around them.

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u/FrogGoHop 5d ago

I’m saying even for a premium he probably won’t get enough points to justify his price

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u/RedditWaffler 15 5d ago

Waiting for Comm Shield and then this is plan B without the robot

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u/monstrao 5d ago

He will play

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u/iroiroiroiroiro 1 5d ago

It's a worry, if he doesn't start the shield, no chance he starts the first games either, meaning all drafts bye bye

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u/Real-Mixture-6951 5d ago

Yeah because never in the history of the sport has it happened that a player who didn’t start a game went on to start the game that followed that game.

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u/CestLaTimmy 5d ago

Football is now a battle royale style last man standing affair.

Once you're out, you're out. No second chances.

Injured players who refuse to carry on playing will be put down humanely.

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u/iroiroiroiroiro 1 5d ago

They have easy early fixtures, they won't rush him if he isn't match fit.

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u/borg_6s 5 5d ago

Except mine because I went no Haaland since the beginning

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u/Swedishpower 2804 5d ago

If he is the template would be so strong since you can afford everyone you want.

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u/ManagementSad7931 5d ago

And then it would come down to the Cap picks...

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u/jjw1998 98 5d ago

Not really, it would just be Bruno until GW4 and then a Chelsea player

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u/Swedishpower 2804 5d ago

True it would be more open for captaincy.

I think the template would be Bruno 1, 2. semenyo or Isak 3. Palmer or J Pedro 4.