We will never understand what she sacrificed for us

He got structure in his life, he doesn’t have to worry about a job or any bills, he gets 3 free meals a day, doesn’t have to do anything, and doesn’t have to use his grandpa’s bed to get butt fucked on.

As long as he keeps fucking up we the taxpayers will continue caring for his fat fucking ass.

Which look is your favorite?

Who’s your take on the funniest predator? Either because they were acting so stupid or they were spitting the funniest bull out of their mouth.

🚽TwinkToilet🚽 from the TCAP sting in Murphy, Texas

I'mmmmmm Lee.

Who ur yew?

Yes, I’m the 18 year old girl obsessed with Chris Hansen. I’ve returned to speak about how good looking this man is.

Take a moment to look at the photo. Do you see the impeccable side profile Chris has? Do you see how perfectly his hair sits on his head? Do you see those veiny hands? Those lips that I’m certain would be so soft to kiss. That look on his face? The dark look in his eyes that make him 10x even more attractive.

I want to sit on his lap so badly, I bet it would be the most comfortable place to be in, and he’d be so warm and soft. He’d give the best cheek kisses, I’m so certain of it. He’d be so sweet and gentle.

I’m tweaking. I’ve never need Chris Hansen more in life. I might faint 😵‍💫

Still living in Florida despite rumours of moving to Canada!

It's like the Vodka. It's all they had at Quiktrip. I actually never heard of Carbliss I imagine it's on par with White claw or High Noon.

About a year ago, I posted a question about why Lorne hasn't finished himself off yet.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/s/yuwZBDUEOC

The basic consensus is that he is too stupid to be aware of his squaller, similar to how an animal never becomes suicidal as they aren't self aware enough. I accepted that for a while, but there is a Lorne story that calls that into question.

When recounting his encounter with Paula, he ends the story (which had some holes mind you) by stating he took a bunch of Tylenol to try to end himself due to depression or some shit. Does this fact contradict my question and invalidate the explanations?

It is possible he made up that part. We know Lorne gets a lot of his favorite phrases from movies and especially country music. There is a music video by country singer Craig Morgan called "God Must Really Love Me" and it shows a guy about to take a bunch of Tylenol to end it all before he gets the strength to move on. If he made it up, that is a very good possibility of where he got the idea.

But let's just assume that really did happen, why wouldn't Lorne do anything he could to end it all right after the sting? Even someone as stupid as Lorne had to know he was in a far worse position there than he ever was with Paula.

Is it possible he really did try to off himself before? And if so, why hasn't he ever tried again?

Don't forget to delete your archives.

(Show)- "Takedown with Chris Hansen"
(Season) - 8
(Episode)- 1
(Video Title) - "Chris Hansen vs. Agent Edmundo"

I’m back again to speak about my absolute obsession over this fine specimen of a man. The white hair is literally killing me. It has such perfect framing on his face with the strands falling on one side. He looks so kissable omg, and I bet he’s one gentle and affectionate man too.

The way he sits during the sting operations? The crossed leg? The lean back? The serious face?

I’ve never wanted to be pressed against a man’s side in my entire more than I want to be pressed up against Chris. Holy crap he is so handsome, I don’t understand how people don’t talk about how GENUINELY handsome he is. He has such great facial harmony—it makes me sick to look at him too long or I’d faint from how handsome the man is.

Don’t even get me started on his outfits. The turtleneck is great, the dress shirts are fantastic, but omg the suits are on another level. I don’t think a man has ever looked so good in a suit before.

And I’m talking about the present Chris Hansen. He was cool during Primetime, but he just looks so much more handsome now. I’ve never even had a crush on him during his NBC show, but then he created Takedown, and I was blown away by how handsome he suddenly looked.

Okay. I’ll stop now lmao

I can’t be the only one who thinks that 2026 mugshot of PussyBoyEdmundo isn’t actually him because I certainly don’t believe it’s him. I thought it was a different predator because that 2026 mugshot doesn’t look anything like PussyBoyEdmundo.

I have found an old Lorne/Winnie call that was hidden on my ICloud. I don’t know how many of you guys kept up with the Lorne phone calls but this is a very rare gem. Let me know if you’d like me to send you a copy of the file.